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 Jokes Etc › Re: Laff Until U Re Tired. by beycitee(m): 2:28pm On Feb 08, 2013 |
[quote author=Mr.T Anonymous]Man: I am getting married. How would I know if my wife isa virgin? Doc : Get a Virginity test kit. Man: What's that? Doc : Get a Can of Red Paint, a can of Blue Paint and a hammer. Man: What ? Are you mad? Doc : Paint your right Ball Redand Left Ball Blue and as you remove your underwear, if your wife says,'that's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen' Hit her head with the hammer ![/quote]nice one.... |
| Jokes Etc › Re: View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d by beycitee(m): 1:14pm On Jan 20, 2013 |
nice one... |
| Phones › Re: Unlock Your Fones Free Of Charge by beycitee(m): 8:27am On Nov 10, 2010 |
nokia N70 ime:357093003373200 |
| Phones › Re: Symbian Phones And Operamini Clinic by beycitee(m): 3:40am On Aug 04, 2010 |
pls my NOKIA N70 is not dlowding,it always telling me dlowding failled(bot wit my opera and bolt).thanks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Puns by beycitee(m): 1:50pm On Aug 27, 2009 |
hmm, u try sha. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You'll Definatly Laugh! by beycitee(m): 11:07am On Aug 27, 2009 |
copy an paste,read it before. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You'll Definatly Laugh! by beycitee(m): 11:07am On Aug 27, 2009 |
copy an paste,read it before. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: You'll Definatly Laugh! by beycitee(m): 11:07am On Aug 27, 2009 |
copy an paste,read it before. |
| Education › Re: Mko Abiola's 21 Yr Old Daughter Bags S+phd by beycitee(m): 10:47am On Aug 27, 2009 |
hw e tey happen my broda?how, |
| Education › Re: Mko Abiola's 21 Yr Old Daughter Bags S+phd by beycitee(m): 10:46am On Aug 27, 2009 |
hw e tey happen my broda? |
| Education › Re: Assu Vs Fg by beycitee(m): 10:41am On Aug 27, 2009 |
There ar about threads of this nature in nairaland.we've failed 2 realise dat our views dos not realy count in this mata. |
| Education › Re: 35,000 Candidates Wrote Uniben Post Ume Exams by beycitee(m): 10:32am On Aug 27, 2009 |
If i were u i start praying.u'Ve done ur part it's now left 4 GOD 2 do His part. |
| Education › Re: What Have You Been Doing With Your Time? by beycitee(m): 1:40pm On Aug 25, 2009 |
Try 2 read but no book no gree enter.now am in search of job |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Everytin Na Double Double! by beycitee(m): 9:08pm On Aug 22, 2009 |
ummm, enyway u try sha. |
| Politics › Re: Adeboye Floats Millionaires’ Club by beycitee(m): 8:17pm On Aug 12, 2009 |
haba people wetin happen,why ar u calling him names?,wat has he stollen from u?.d fact dat u ar poor does not mean nigerians ar poor.those dat are giving ar they complaning?.why una kon dey use panadol 4 another man head, watch wat u post who knows, |
| Phones › Pls Hw Do I Upload Pix? by beycitee(op): 8:05pm On Aug 01, 2009 |
Pls how do i upload picture on d net with my phone(samsung e250 .hv tried uploading but it being giving me problems.pls help |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Cia Test by beycitee(m): 12:37pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
9ice one dude.maybe a mental checkup won't be a bad idea 4 d third man. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Cia Test by beycitee(m): 12:37pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
9ice one dude.maybe a mental checkup won't be a bad idea 4 d third man. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Cia Test by beycitee(m): 12:37pm On Jul 23, 2009 |
9ice one dude.maybe a mental checkup won't be a bad idea 4 d third man. |
| Education › Pls I Need Info On Unilag Part-time. by beycitee(op): 6:46am On Jul 20, 2009 |
Pls i need information on unilag part-time study.thanks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: A Wife’s Special Birthday Present by beycitee(m): 5:16pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
i no hw it feels.john na bad boy sha. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Are You As Smart As This Boy? by beycitee(m): 4:51pm On Jun 25, 2009 |
D principal spoil no b small.d boy deserv a bsc. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: The Farmer by beycitee(m): 2:07pm On Jun 20, 2009 |
not new,but cool. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Baptizing Drunk Ben Infidelity by beycitee(m): 11:24pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
 d joke no be here. |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Husband Still A Virgin by beycitee(m): 11:18pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
nice pasteing,keep it up |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Visit To Yaba Left by beycitee(m): 11:09pm On Jun 19, 2009 |
D joke no bad sha |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Bakari The House Boy by beycitee(m): 1:54pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
tight joke dude,keep it up |
| Education › Please Hw Can I Change Universities After Jamb Reg. by beycitee(op): 6:34am On Mar 11, 2009 |
Please hw can i change universities after i hv reg my jamb online.i need 2 chang my firt choice.please help me. |
| Romance › Please Hw Do I Break Dis Relationship by beycitee(op): 6:32pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
Please i hv a problem.i meet dis lady after my ssce exam an we became friends.before we know it we are into a relationship.about 3 years later i notice she was not paying attention 2 me so i got into another relationship.later d firt lady came baack,i tried telling her the truth but she would'nt listen.each time i bring up d issue she will start crying.please help me. |
| Phones › Re: Make Free Calls Day And Night Without Recharge Cards And Begin To Make Money by beycitee(m): 5:48pm On Mar 07, 2009 |
come guy u no knw watin ur mate dey do na steal dem go dey steal.if na true u self surpose don get money na.GO AND GET A BETTER JOB. |
