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i no be oya
kani oya ni mi , ma ti ka n le
te te cos oya no dey fara bale
lo wo yi mo ti sign , mo de ti gbe eni ni wa.

---------------lord of ajasa----------le fe nu so

chibuike--------plastic spoon,\


shina---------miss road.

shina--------open fire

nkechi

tokunbo

chioma

fatima

i love benin people especially the females.

its a shame that people tend to generalize. i am very sure there are more good muslims than bad ones . and i dont think islam is major cause of international terrorism or violence, it is rather poverty and illiteracy . note that there are some very safe and islamic countries in the middle-east.

and there is nothing islamic about the so called '' islamic terrorists '' out there. Islam is a religion of peace.

chris brown is wolf in sheep's clothing. remember he had a baby at the age of 14?, and he isn't taking care of his baby mama.

Nigeria is simply getting better. may biafra die a quiet death.

now i know why dan yells like he does,

the gay l i l wayne already won 5 awards

lets not get personal,

but beyonce is a good singer but she is better when she shakes a beautiful booty.

and yes she is no where near mariah carey. in my opinion.

away from football , lets have a laugh.


FACTS ABOUT MARTIN SKRTEL


A referee once sent off Martin Skrtel for looking at the striker, the post match report said he had ‘endangered the safety of the other player’.


Martin Skrtel lost his virginity before his dad.


Martin Skrtel's calendar jumps from March 31st to April 2nd, because nobody fools Martin Skrtel"


Martin Skrtel doesn't wear condoms, because there's no such thing as protection from Martin Skrtel.

Martin Skrtel can draw a straight line with a compass.


RedBull is Martin Skrtel's urine in a can.



Martin Skrtel doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

Can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.


Skrtel does not sleep. He waits.


Martin Skrtel sees dead people, then kills them again.



When he jumps in the ocean, he doesnt get wet, the sea gets Skrtled.


Skrtel does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.



Martin Skrtel sleeps on a bed of nails. FACT

Skrtel can kill two stones with one bird.

Martin Skrtel doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Martin Skrtel is Martin Skrtel.

Skrtel can sneeze with his eyes open.

They once made a Martin Skrtel toilet paper, but there was a problem - it wouldn't take shit from anyone



Before he goes to sleep, the bogeyman checks the cupboards for Martin Skrtel

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Martin Skrtel once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned football.

Martin Skrtel does not run. He jumps on the spot and the earth moves into position

Skrtel actually does waste people - he doesn't Bleep about.

Apple pays Skrtel 99p every time he listens to a song.

Einsteins original theory of relativety was: if Martin Skrtel kicks you your relatives will feel it.

There is no ctrl button on Skrtel's keyboard. Skrtel is always in control.


The SAS stands for Skrtel Appreciation Society.

The apple didn't drop on Newton's head, Martin Skrtel threw it.


Martin Skrtel doesn’t lick stamps- they wet themselves.

'A bird in hand is worth two in the bush.'


Rafa needs to learn the above proverb. Maybe it isn't in spanish. He was surely thinking of Man city when he made that kind of line-up without Alonso and Torres. And it almost cost us.

Thank God!

Rafa shocked us with his insane line-up. But anyway, we won!

Y. N. W. A

LL Cool J vs Jigga.

Eminem vs L i L wayne(so emimem would end his career)
The game vs l i l wayne.

Believe The Game isn't a rapper to beef with. He will physically confront u.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=184412.msg3430756#msg3430756 date=1233855206]Now thats [b]l[/b]acism. [/quote]my bad,

only trying say i prefer yoruba movies.

its 50-50,

none is more important.

nice movie. igbowood can not do something as good.

gerrard out for 3 weeks.

torres look injured to.
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and since Rafa was too ruthless with robbie keane, the owners and the fans should be ruthless with him too. he showed keane no patience therefore he should be treated the same way.

i just hope this is his last season at liverpool.

y.n.w.a!

u all should note that Rick Ross went at 50 first. he even introduced the 'baby mamma' angle when he said on his track Mafia Music:


“I love to pay her bills, can’t wait to pay her rent
Curtis Jackson baby mama, I aint asking for a cent
Burn the house down, gotta buy another
don’t forget the gas can, jealous, stupid muthafucker''


50 cent was just sitting there with his career in jeopardy and waiting for Eminem to save him, until Officer Ricky started baiting him. and by baiting him he was just helping the guy. we all know 50 cent thrives best on controversy. in fact hes been doing that since GET RICH.


AND 50 was only dissing L I L wayne all this while, but maybe Wezzy was just scared or wiser. i dont know. all i know is that he has never responded to 50.


in a few words , fake people need to be exposed. did u all know that Jarule grew up a Jehovah witness?

isn't 50 just too cold?

looks like Officer Ricky will follow Jarule down 50's toilet.

By Ismael AbduSalaam

In an unprecedented escalation of a Hip-Hop lyrical battle, mogul 50 Cent has released a video with the mother of Rick Ross' son.

The 8 minute clip was released today via 50 Cent's website thisis50.com.

The woman, identified as Tiallondra "Tia" Kemp, confirmed she is the mother of William Roberts III, the rapper's 2-year old son.

With 50 asking questions, Kemp explains her relationship with her child's father.

"It's sort of embarrassing, as you listen to his raps, you would definitely believe him," Kemp states. "His jewelry is rented, the cars are being leased…It's just sad. I just want to prove the facts."

Regarding the controversy last summer of Ross' stint as a corrections officer, Kemp confirms the story to be true. She claims the rapper lied to her about his previous employment when they lived together. According to Kemp, her suspicions were confirmed after speaking with the Miami rapper's sister and finding resignation documents.

50 also makes a distinction between Kemp and Brooke, the mother of Ross' daughter. 50 alleges the latter is a high-end call girl.

Further in the video, Kemp confirms the recent story of Ross taking back a truck he had given her, which followed a heated child support deposition over the rapper's assets.

"I've been driving it for 2 years. I was very surprised he would take it," Kemp stated. "Right now I have to get someone to pick me and the kids."

Later, 50 proclaims his intentions to show Kemp a great time, stating slyly "we gonna do some shopping, have a good time and then…y'all can't see all of that!"

After further insulting Ross by showing a personal picture of his mother and referring to her as the Nutty Professor, the viral video shows Tia Kemp being taken around to various shopping boutiques to pick up shoes and furs on 50's tab. Stevie Wonder's "Isn't She Lovely" is utilized as the soundtrack.

At press time, Rick Ross could not be reached for comment.





http://www.allhiphop.com/stories/news/archive/2009/02/02/20827749.aspx

i still can't get over it. we sold robbie keane!

what if keane was spanish? would he have been treated like this.

rafa might be okay tactically, but he is very bad managing players. see the way he treated Pennant, he didn't even give the guy any chance.


we still have lots of games to go , lots of commitments(f.a cup, champs league and the premiership) , are we going to survive all these with one striker?
may God save us.

@bamsyle,

then i didn't read ur previous post well enough.

babel has the talents. but he is his own problem. arsene wenger won't even like him.


malouda for babel?

malouda could have joined liverpool if not for greed. thats why we signed babel.



we have sold keane, i heard Spurs offered bale and bentley as part of the deal but we decided on cash.

i pity us o!

It seems Sauron has been given what doesn't belong to him. And he is being attackd for it.

Dejiariyo should better come back and make things clear. How is he sure that MAGNUM is SAURON?

I heard MAGNUM when he came out. I don't know what SAURON looks like but i dont have to be a wiz to know he isn't magnum.

Bamsyle,

u disappoint me o! If u give dejiariyo 's rant any thought. IMO dejiariyo is hawking his silly ideas and some people are actually buying it just because they are on the Mode 9 side.

But i'm enjoying the SAURON vs KHANYE/OFOKASIBE/DEJIARIYO battle.

@A40,


Exactly my point. Is this not gross stupidity? Keane should be given another full season. I 'm trying hard not to think Rafa is responsible for this. Because he rejected a new contract becos he wants to be solely in charge of transfers.
But whoever is presiding over this error,whether GEORGE,HICKS or PARRY they should be prepared to resign if we fail at the end of the season.

Right now we have just 1 striker. Kuyt is just a dedicated workhorse.nothing more. Babel isn't a professional and he is very lazy. N'gog looks good but needs to adapt. I wonder who will replace Keane.

Are we really going sell Keane? I hear he is having a medical with Spurs.

Rafa should better show more sense and less ruthlessness.

I actually like Beyonce, so this isn't beef,envy or bad bele.

At it doesn't affect my life in any noticeable way.
The point is what she said was bad. Am i the only one that thinks so?

I heard she said so in the latest edition of ELLE magazine. Sorry i didn't post a link. But its all over d internet.

Their marriage was just for 'bedroom' purposes.
I think it was just a crush that went too far.

Hopefully they will get back.

she can be one the best rappers ever, i don't care right now. i have been hearing about her being dumb, no i know why.

she had no right to say what she said, what happened to respect?


well , she can say whatever but the JACKSONS will forever remain more famous than the knowles. the JACKSONS will continue to inspire many more families.

i don't like mode 9 too. does that make me Rugged man?

u shouldn't get mad at me. I'm only trying to help u.


are u sure u are not making a big fool out of ur self?

how are u sure Magnum is the sauron on nairaland?

i'm not taking sides or anything like that .its just that u are really acting like a slowpoke.


u really need that treatment.