₦airaland Forum

Martin0:
Na wa for u oo! U jus hold me for blurkos!
See u suppose don understand me small by now na!

Dat kin tin eh,e too hard for me to do am.!!

sarrki:
The guy is Akowonjo or better still the one in Amukoko will show forth in 2018

Martin0:
Gbam! E get one thing wey u never do for me oo! Na new year we dey ooo!

Drop that law/condition wey u put for me last year! Renew am abeg!base on new year tinz!

Martin0:
Na wa for u oo yeah em e fit be true sha! But guy wetin I see for zamfara & kano state hmmm na la bomb oo

Na so dem Nyansh be like silicom!

Nor worry when next I go north for something I go try snap mek u see!

Chai,if to say I dey snap pics I for still get dem for ma phone mek u see!

Martin0:
So I don blind now abi?

Martin0:
Na bcoz say u never go north! If u go there u go see curv lik Nicki-killer and biacan own!

cruchenutii:
Oya send me ya Akant number. lemme me send you 1M.

cruchenutii:
If you had 30 Billion, you won't be on Nairaland. You will be in Hawaii

cruchenutii:


We all have a price o, Even me that i'm typing. (Even as a guy) I have a price. Name the right price & i'm coming to your house tonight.

Martin0:
Gbam! Ada omalicha don talk!

Martin0:
Na so na! Majority(ladies) dem go hide their character,when dem don born for man,dem go con beging show their real colour abi I lie?

Martin0:
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Nor worry me personally go mek u wan slap man,u go see na! let bet!

izaray:

Martin0:
Hian, nor be new thing again na!

I don receive slap tire! Ma male friends and some good girls wey know me well say them they try to anger me by doing those tinz!

One time,I remember one imo state girl smashed a 57k camera wey ma friend send come for me to sell for him! And upon dat tin the babe still slap me ooo!

She con even dey fight me sef,close the door coz na her lodge I dey! Started fighting me ooo,saying chibuzo e ga e ti mu tata!

U most to vex today oo!(In igbo) na mek me dey ask u say I hope u nor go con dey slap me and beat me ooo! Coz I nor fit for wahala!

But atleast she later paid for the camera! I fear imo babe's infact ar fear women!

izaray:
I concur dear, na baddoo they be, let me come and be going

rawpadgin:
hmmm
I will let it slide this time Hopefully it won't happen again

Martin0:
Sure,that very true!

rawpadgin:
that's not the point. the point is, u attended without seeking my approval!

Martin0:
CEO ke,u sef! I know u well so no jus start to dey sweet talk me this morning,coz e nor go work!

I tell u say I be bini guy? come oo wetin mek u dey fear bini guy's?

U don fes date any1 b4?

Martin0:
CEO ke,u sef! I know u well so no jus start to dey sweet talk me this morning,coz e nor go work!

I tell u say I be bini guy? come oo wetin mek u dey fear bini guy's?

U don fes date any1 b4?

rawpadgin:


My woman has caught me hitting on another woman o

Baby i was just trying to have fun, u know i will never cheat on you

rawpadgin:
so u attended? Without my consent?

Martin0:
Me dey house oo! I be wan go work today sha,but the tinz wey I wan take work and the pipu wey wan do the work for me say mek we do am tomorrow!

Type of job-(soak way-drilling)

U go fit date that kin man,wey dey do shiitt job?



I suspect them! maybe dem wan see their girlfriends today,bini boy's too like woman u know.

ChiefPiiko:
I was held up here, but I will be in Lag really soon. It's a promise

Martin0:
Na wa ooo very soon u go beging dey get veins,muscles coz of over labour/stress.

Like this now,where u dey?

ChiefPiiko:
Nice photos, you guys had fun

rawpadgin:
why u dey skin ur teeth? Tell me let me see if you are beautiful

Martin0:
How u wan take waka today na?

Working tinz ba?

safarigirl:
So much smoke


So, NL intellectuals cannot organise meet up to discuss the way forward in this country? But once na party, some people will organise as if na important something dem wan do

Please, nobody should come here with any funny stories before the end of the week, because we will not take you seriously