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2nd batch list on its way.......Adura!!!

Habidab: I just checked it now and its nobody,showing that Usuf.saeed had deleted his account.Oga o!!! Hope nothing bad happend to him sha

Lah-lah-lah-lah-lah-lah!!! Noting bad has happened to our Prof.Saeed. Jex dah he's a bit engulfed by work these days. We spoke las couple of days & he 1nce told me abou hs name deletion bt i 4got to ask d reasn 4 d sudden deletion. So,he is gud.

Habidab: Na for my eyes them take stamp my Transcript inside the registrar office.I enter the Senate buiding,I was even amazed the way they structure that building.
So far so gud,this is my O'Level result...ENG:C5,MATH:A1,BIO:B3,PHY:A1,CHEM:B3,ECON:C5,AGRIC:C6,GEO:C5,YORU:C4.
And moreover I had 4.56(Distinction) on the Scale of 5.00 in Agric Engr.(Polythecnic Ibadan).please help me check my composite if there is any error with what I calculated.
Though no cause for fear coz I know my name will be among successful candidate on their 2nd Batch and also awaiting UI to release/unveil their list.

Sincerely,wit dat ur composite of abov 80%,ur head dey dia o..... Unaab pls admit us nw....and as 4 u.i,did u chuz dem as 1st choic or 2nd. And whch courx?

@Habidab,yes stil d xame method on d scale of 5.0. i.e.....e.g. CGPA of 4.5 out 5 wil b......4.5/5*60. U mean u had 83.3%? Wao.....Excellent! Hope u chuz dem as 1st choice,din use o'levl combinatn and u sure ur transcpt ws delivad @ regstrar's ofice?. Well,if u satsfied dose cnditns,den lez stick to God 4 d 2nd batch. SHALOM!!!

SalvationMopol: There are things beyond the physical,things which the Eyes is limited.things only heard but not seen
My motive for "salvationmopol" is beyond what words cud express...
its bigger & heavier than my person!
"ONLY GOD CAN DO THIS"

COPIED!!!

@Geedee4real,i really tank God 4 u o...... Infact,CONGRATULATIONS!!! I tink dis wil expose upcoming applicants to certain tings as u talkd abou obtainance of 2 d.e forms. D rumour ws "u can't obtain 2 forms,as a name wit diffnt jamb reg.no wil b in jamb record. And dis culd lead to auto disqualfcatn" Mtcheeew.....4 dose discouragng pipu. Wu knws if mst of us hear wuld hav gaind admssn in anoda skul if nt discouraged by dis rumour? Anyway,God knws best. Bt i bliev d upcoming ones shld learn 4rm dis & obtain d.e forms as dey deem fit. Thanx very much once again as ur testimony wil sure help oda pipu. I wsh u & Gleefreak(Kwasuite) d very best.

Walexz02: yeah its moor plantation...the thing is: poly Ibadan have been scattered again, given all satellite campus independence as usual but unfortunately for me Agric Engine is offered in saki campus only( which is now Oke Ogun poly). So I just decide to change ni jare... I think they(moor) joined Asup strike that is why they are delaying the interview/and exam for HND.

COPY THAT!!!

SalvationMopol: i'm so sorry for Skipping that,it just that i have heavy burden to lighten.
Thanks to all of u but have u asked why SalvationMopol?

Owwwwk. As 4 Salvationmopol, hmm.....just dey wonda xef. Buh i knw u 2 b a man of intellect,u sure hav d reasn 4 chuzing dat User/name. Talk am mey we hear.

SalvationMopol: THIS IS DANKYLOVE LIVE!

Sori,iz dis truly danky? Cos myxef & odas hav bin welcming u again on board bt 2 my surprise,u din show any sign dat u receivd our welcming message. Has funaab cauzd dis also.....Lolz.

@Holly b,i didn't get d message NLand claimd u sent into my e-mail address even afta tryng to read it. @Ojo,u're welcme bt whch set are u in Fedcofor pls? Anyway,u & holly b can reach me on 07069502873.

Walexz02: ehn FODCOFOR IB ? full meaning please.. I applied for fcaib(federal college of agriculture ibadan) HND.. I am still expecting there call for interview though.

I realy appreciate u 4 commending my effort. Yah,Fedcofor means....... Federal College of Forestry,Ibadan. Wait o......wit Fed. Collg of Agric,Ib.,u mean I.A.R & T @ Moor Plantatn,Apata right? I think say dey don do dia intaview ni o. Cos i hav frnds dat chuz d skul. Anyway sha,i wish us all d best whereva we find ourxefs. Bt izn't dia agric engnr @ h.n.d levl in ur 4mal skul(d poly,ibadan)? If yes,y chuzing Moor Plantatn?

Judee99: Did my hnd screenin at laspotech ystaday...I wish its possibe to check ur name b4 d list is pasted like in oau.

Abi nw........i also did h.n.d screening in my 4mal skul yestday(FEDCOFOR,IB). Wishng us all d very best. @Prof. Dan,missd u and even commented on ur impact on dis thread. Welcome on board Prof.!!!

rkarang: As in, I had to rush down to the registrar office to complain. When I showed the secretary to the registrar my DOC; he looked at it surprisingly, as if he didn't sit right, he repositioned himself. Perhaps; he was calculating mentally, finally he replied ruefully "there's nothing I can do than to tell you to keep checking online".

I'm only looking forward to getting divine favour, it's being hard on me dude!

Eeyah.......oga o! I also chek evryday my broda. Itz well sha.

rkarang: I strongly believe that BEM is the most competitive course in FUNAAB. No wonder, have nt been admitted with 80•79%.

Well EPS is my second choice, which is relatively less competitive. Hoping to get that!

80.79%? Wao.....wot a great composite score! So pathetic!!!Am sori 4 dat. I also had 72%+ wit a less competitve course. U're right dat BEM is highly competitve bt am sure dia is stil hope 4 us being admitted in d 2nd batch list,lets b hopeful 4 d best.

Afta uzing dat method 4 our calculatn,d next thing dat i guez is bodering our mind is "y then am i nt admitted in d 1st batch afta beating d cut-off mark?". My felow applicants,as am also nt yet admitted,here ar d suggested reasns 4 nt being admitd in d 1st batch ccordng to my research and undastndng; 1] Choosing Funaab as 2nd choice. 2] Nt having enough A(s) & B(s) as D.E admssn is base on Survival of d Fittest. 3] Competitevness of d course dat one applied for. 4] Combination of 2 O'levl results. 5] Failure to choose course relating to N.D course 6] Failure of transcrpt to be receivd by d appropriate unit(regstras ofice). NOTE: My transcrpt ws claimd 2 b sent by my 4mal skul bt nt receivd by d appropriate unit until i went dia to knw dat it ws directd to anoda place b4 applyng 4 anoda one. So,transcpt confirmatn is highly crucial!!! 7] Narrowness in d Chance of bein admitd as it wil base on d no of space available in dat level. E.g......if d no of stdnts 2 b in 200levl biochemistry dept. is 100(accordng to d carrying capacity). And 95 stdnts promoted frm 100levl to 200levl,dat means d space is available 4 only 5 D.E applicants. If 20 of d.e applicants nw qualifies,admssn wil nw b base on 5 d.e applicants wit d best rexults. In dis case,odas wil b like "Unaab admssn is nt transparent". Of whch,it wuldn't admit beyond its carrying capacity. Afta scaling through my afore-mentnd suggestns and one is nt at d end admitd in even all d 3 batches,then it shld b assumed dat IT HAS TO DO WITH DESTINY. Mind u,God has d best plan 4 U. Pray unto HIM to provid wot HE knw is best 4 U and nt wot u think is best 4 U.

TRUST ME 4 THIS!!! Honestly,have gotten hw d D.E Composite is being calculated as i got actual % Funaab got while uzing d datas of my friend. D ratio is 60:40=100% 4 N.D & O,level result respectivly. @Ismaeel and odas dat cald me 4 my frnd's Reg.No,pls do d calc. urxef to ascertain my confirmatn. Lady Sanguine,kindly use dis xame method to chek if it corresponds wit ur composite score on ur admssn page. For Example; Wit O'levl of Maths=A1,Englsh= B2,Chemstry=B3,Phy=C4 & Biology=C5 [NOTE: 5 Subjects relevant to ur courz wil b used]. For N.D,if we hav 3.0 on a scale of 4.0 (i.e 3/4). For N.D,it wil nw b; 3/4*60%=45%. For d O'levl,it wil b; Maths,A1=6points. Eng,B2=5points. Chemistry,B3=4points. Phy,C4=3points. Biology,C5=2points. There4,6+5+4+3+2=20points out of 30points. i.e 20/30(A1 whch is 6points times 5 subjects wil gve us 30points 4 d o'levl). So,4 O'levl calc., 20/30*40%=26.666%. D final composite wil nw b 45%+26.666%=71.666%.[b][/b]

4 dose of us dat still hav 1 or 2 alternativez as far as admssn is concernd(h.n.d form),i implore us to create anoda chanc by obtaining d form b4 it closes inorder nt 2 loose 2 chances. Informatn made me realised dat it tuk Unaab abou 2months b4 dey realesed d 2nd batch list last year.(i stand 2 b correctd though......). And i pray may God let our names b found on d 2nd batch list. 4 dose dat obtaind 2 or more d.e forms,b also fervent in prayer though u hav wider chance dan we do. 1 LUV!!!.

Walexz02: uhmm.! they are admitting those that applied with waec first! I stand to be corrected though, coz I guess they aren't using any composite or whatever... I still have faith o! walai I still have faith!!

@walexz02,Aamiina ya- Allah.kudos 2 u bro! I recogniz u as a man of intellect. Wen tinx lik dis arises,wise 1s wil chek out wot may b d stumble block so as to knw whr and ao to tackle d problem. Wel....u try. But as 4 ur mindset ,wil u agree wit me dat it may nt b base on o'levl type(i.e waec/neco)?. Reasn being dat no exam typ ws requstd 4 durng applicatn. As 4 me,here are wot i tink y mst applicant's name are nt found on d 1st batch list/or not gven admssn atall.: 1]. Failure of tranxcpt to b receivd by d appropriate unit(regista's ofice). 2]. Choozing d skul(mstly fedral) as 2nd choice. 3] Nt choozing courz relatng to wot ws done in N.D/H.N.D. 4] Nt having A(s) and B(s) in O'levl and nt having @least Upper Credit @ N.D/H.N.D levl. 5] Highest No of pipu competing 4 d Courz whrby d best rexults may b considad 1st and d remaining ones considad later/discarded(as dia's a numba of candidate dey plan to admit 4 each courz). NOTE: Pls o! Dis shuldn't cal 4 insult o.....am an applicant as u're and here ar just my view nt very sure abt it o. But am sure @least 1 of d reasns above hindas mst pipu's admxn on 1st batch list.

Kennysazzy: I just spoke to Danky he has not being given admission he deleted his acct frm NL 4 personal resons and as opened another acct bt cos of the rules of NL he has not being able to comment.

@Prof. Daniel Dan(Dankyluv)..... Iz it true? Eeyah! Whereva u are,woteva u're doin,i pray dat may d blezing and protectn of God always b wit u. U're great felow who has contributed gr8ly to d progrez of dis amiable thread. Ur impact cannot b over emphasized. Lets wait 4 d next list bro....i wish we mit later in life by God's grace.

Oga o......d 1 wit head has no cap and vice-versa. Hw i wish hav bin admitd,i wil gladly gve out my reg.no 4 pipu to b convinced and hav an idea of calculatng dia d.e composite,then gving dem opportunity of predicting dia chances of admxn in d 2nd batch list. Sme hav cald me to cnfirm dat d d.e admxn list is truly out. Pls no more cal 4 d reg.no as i dn't want it to leak. Tanx. WAITING PATIENTLY 4 D 2ND BATCH. In God i trust!!!

ismaheel161: Sory madam I knw wot am sayin I got an insyder in admi teling me DE list is yet 2 be uploaded witt d reasn dat I will nt share Wit u den do u xpect me 2 bilive som1 here telin me sumfin contrary 2 dat witout prove if any of den is damn sure dey shld post dere registratn no here 4 all of us 2 confirm okay!!!!

@ismaheel,i laf @ ur mesage. Find anoda way of getting in touch wit me and i wil gve u a reg. NO u wil use to cnfirm dat sm d.e applicants hav bin admitd. Doe am also yet to b admitd bt dat mate of mine has bin admitd. bt has nt permited me to releas d reg. No to d public. My 2go:bidey4real. No: 07069502873. Stop being a doubting thomas as sanguine said.

In4mation reachng me made me realize d@ mst d.e applicants gven admssn had excelent o'levl rexults wit A(s) & B(s). Dose dat av bin admitted,kindly let us knw ur o'levl and grades so as to hav an idea of hw our chances wil also b.....

Admissn is truely by grace and nt by grade. I CONGRATULATE those dat hav bin ofad admxn. I wish dose of us dat ar yet to b gven admxn to hav a cours to smile in d 2nd batch. @danky & odas dat startd dis thread 4rm d scratch,whr ar u? Itz goin to b wel InshaALLAH...... @all,kindly tel me or refer to d page explaining hw to calculate d.e composite. Thankz.

In all positions we find ourxef,lez b gr8ful to God almighty....

Lol....funaab don pipu to dancer and singa. Oya take.....*give dem cold lacasera to quench dia thirst*.

oluwatayoabbey: Hi guys plz I want 2 knw when exactly funaab wil be releasing there admission list. Plz help me out wit dat

The list wil b releasd b4 25th Octsource:funaab vibes on fbk,bt i ws unable to ascertain d fact as my fone didn't open PDFG on funaab wbsite.

usuf.saeed:
Hello great funaabite in making! I'm back again from a successful mission and another one ahead, but most disheartening things is for me tonight, is to see the blinking alert on funaab site that, the pre degree screening test we all hoped thattm, after it completion might reignforce the release of the inprisoned utme/ DE admission screening list, has also been prosponed indefinately.....
O ga ooo .... Funaab free my mind o.

Oga mi sir!Abi nw. Osu wa o.........@ll,*luking 4rm anoda perspectve* Who hav an idea of ao d screening was done 4 pre-degree,jamb and d.e applicants last year? I mean........Is it pre-degree seperate and then d.e+jambites or d 3 ws done 2geda.?Perhaps,they might want to conduct d 3 @ once which cals 4 postponement of d p-ds scrning. As they are expectd to go in-line wit Jamb directives of 31st of Oct. It iz well........

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Thanks bro.......i undastand ur aim 4 trying to reducing d rate of puverty,bt to say d fact,this is nthng bt a A PURE GAMBLE!!! I therefore advice pipu wit the fear of God to abstain 4rm it and pray to get anoda way of income.

Gleefreak125: How market my pipu? Sori na aw una dey I wan ask jare. I no say ASUU nor rish 2 pull una down. E don tey way I say hi n as netwhore wink me 2day n break tinz u knw(I run comot 4 Malete com Ilorin ni) na him I say make I no dull, talk of say I fit no c anoda opo2nity, lecture tinz(10th wk) exam don near. Ehnnmm make una no vex say I dey talk tinz way fit cause make I chop shiko bt tins will get berra, my prayers r always wif u guys. Hop say una dey wella sha? Aw now self una go don tire unpack make cloth self receive breeze abi I lie? No wori oya make una go re-pack list go soon show face, oya make I tell una wen self, oya na afta Ileya. 2 all my muslim burodas on thread BARKA DE SALLAH in advance, abeg buy beta rope tie ur ram o make una no come giv excuse say d tin run cos me go chop meat o.

@Gleefreak.....Eeyah! I thank God 4 u o.it was like yestday.......we were all hoping 4 funaab admissn. Bt am hapi u're nw in 10th wik of ur academic calenda. Kudos 2 u 4 spending ur time wisely. May God Almighty assist u in ur forthcoming exam.............. @all, lets kip d finga croz. COUNTDOWN STILL CONTINUE.

Excuz me (Doctor20002),what are u trying to insinuate wit 1 of ur comments whch claimed..... "did d 1st lady got married to YERIMA @ 7?".

Hello my gr8 pple......*just passing by* I lost the means of browzng as my fone's applicatn ws scrappd off. ONE LUV!!!

Akpos The Comedian
Read this "HATE letter".
This is a love letter from a Akpos to his girlfriend....
However, the girl's father does not like Akpos and want them stop their relationship... ...and
so..Akpos wrote this letter girlfriend ..he knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would
find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are
not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have
no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think
that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the letter to the girl,Akpos told his girlfriend to "READ BETWEEN THE
LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 .15.17.19.21.23 .25. (Odd Numbers) So..Please try reading it again! It's so smart &
sweet...