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Who told you is the most "Adored"? Na so ona dey cause fight oo ![]() |
izz only Arewa you saw abii, what about we at Ajegunle?
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jom28gy:As in ehn, we are so bombarded with so many information to the point of anxiety. |
In the wake of December 2019, the world was struck with a deadly disease threatening its human existence. This annihilator called Corona Virus drew the first blood by claiming the life of its first victim in Wuhan, China. Gradually, the virus spread across the globe saw its status moved from a Public Health Emergency to a full blown Pandemic. Many have lost their lives, many are still dying, and the numbers of recovered cases are nothing compared to the rate of infected persons. In the struggle for survival against this virus, the world has witnessed the spread of so many Conspiracy theories. Some dumb, some thoughtful, and others dangerous enough to cause more harm than the virus itself. Ladies and gentlemen fasten your seat belts as I take you on a ride to the World of falsehoods, partial truths, rumours and absurdities. 1. Corona Virus is Chinese Virus Ever since the emergence of the COVID19 pandemic, many people are of the belief that this virus was a lab release from the Wuhan Institute of Virology. No doubt, inference drawn for this conclusion could be traced to the fact that the lab handles the most dangerous pathogens for which they are few available vaccines, and one of the areas the Wuhan institute experimented on is corona virus from bats. Advocates of this theory believe that the Chinese might have created the virus intentionally as a Bio-Weapon, a natural phenomenon, or a case of an accidental discharge into the populace of Wuhan. Thereby, spreading and infecting the World at large. One of the proponents of this theory is Donald Trump, whose description of Corona Virus as “Chinese Virus” in a news conference generated racist debate on the true origin of COVID19. Whether Corona Virus happened naturally or Manmade, what is unarguable is that China has had its own share of the virus spread with a death rate pegged at 4,634 as of 18th of May, 2020. Another group of people under this section are the ones who heap the blame on the food choice of the Chinese. The consumption of rats and bats is something most World cultures and religions frown against as they tagged animals like these unclean. But to some Chinese, as portrayed by numerous YouTube videos, they are top notch delicacies most especially when eaten live and uncooked! 2. 5G Network Causes & Spreads the Virus This theory originated from the United Kingdom where messages were spread on various Social media platforms detailing how there’s an underground plan to harm people with the 5G network. 5G is the next generation of mobile broadband and offers faster internet speed than 4G and 3G. According to proponents of this theory, 5G is more powerful than 4G and 3G, omits stronger radio waves, and therefore is harmful to humans and animals. This theory has led to several burning and vandalization of network masts in the United Kingdom by Arsonists since the spread started. At the mention of 5G in Nigeria, one name is sure to pop in every Nigerians mind. The name is Pastor Chris Oyakhilome of Christ Embassy Ministries. He has been at the forefront in the spread of the theory on how 5G internet speeds weakens the immune system, thereby putting humans at the mercy of Corona Virus. However, there is no evidence that 5G or any other kind of radio waves are harmful to people. Using your phones relies on radio waves, which are on the low end of electromagnetic spectrum and as such produces non ionizing radiation. This mean they do not damage the DNA in cell tissue, and don’t cause cancer. So with everything explained on the 5G conspiracy theory, could we say its proponents are mere enemies of improved technology? Or otherwise? 3. Corona Virus is a Hoax (E No Dey Nigeria!) Denial is a critical part of the human coping mechanism. The human mind is wired to block out fears, we jettison them very quickly, and refocusing on alternate explanations we can handle to critical issues. You are welcome to the “I don’t believe Gang!” This is a class of people with the conviction that Corona Virus doesn’t exist. They believe it’s a ploy by the World Governments, Private individuals, pharmaceuticals and other multination companies to instill panic in the people, thereby leading to dubious economic gains in the form of relief funds, vaccines purchase, and other commodities panic shopping. They are prideful as they believe themselves to be immune to what many termed a health risk. Even though many have termed this group as people infected with self denial and absurd belief, they have vehemently stood their ground in defending their claims. Popular singer/rapper Naira Marley in March 2020 aired his view on the existence of Corona virus, in his words, “If I don’t believe it, I’m using my common sense, you don’t believe in everything they show you. You have to use your brain”. Real or not real, what is obvious that this virus is so contagious and people are dying from it daily, or probably, did they faked the death also? 4. Corona Virus is a Disease for the Rich Go to the ghettos of Lagos; the legendary Ajegunle, Agege, Mushin, Ebutte metta, and other areas inhabited by the struggling class citizens and you’ll be awestruck by how every preventive measure against the virus are shoved in the trash. Don’t be surprised, if you get a shocking witty response after trying to caution someone for not abiding by the stay safe rules. Responses like “Corona virus no dey catch poor man”, “E no dey Ghetto” and “Na Rich man sickness” are easily uttered with smiles and no regard for the afflicted ones. No doubt, COVID19 arrived in Nigeria with a preference for the rich. Due to their history of frequent travels to international Countries afflicted with the Virus. A Poor Man that can’t afford three square meals can’t afford the exorbitant tickets of international travels. So he sees himself as immune to Corona virus; the disease for the elites of the society. But this has been confirmed to be mere figments of denials, as the virus doesn’t respect social or economic class. If you don’t abide by the stay safe rules, the possibility is high that you’ll have a taste of the Brother Covikk’s venom. No partiality, just a simple order of nature. 5. Corona Virus is an End Time Plague Call them religious fanatics or whatever, they don’t care, what they is know is that the world is coming to an end sooner than later, and Corona virus pandemic is one of the signs as predicted in the holy books, specifically, the Christian Bible. It is said in the Book of revelation that the end of the World or second coming of Jesus will be preceded by widespread pestilence and plague. Corona Virus, in its own way of triggering fears of the Christian Apocalypse has infected more than 4.8 Million people globally as of may 19th, 2020. Since the virus first emerged in China’s Wuhan City last year, more than 318,596 people have died. With the current rate of COVID19 spread, even the most intrepid will fear for his life. Could this be the pestilence Jesus was talking about in Luke 21:11? Since Jesus mentioned Pestilences, does this means that the Corona virus has been predicted already as the sign of the World ending anytime soon? Is Jesus coming back tomorrow? Or never? However, it should be noted that throughout history many plagues and diseases have caused the same fear of the end time. The Black Death, Ebola, SARS, MERS etc all came with their own fury, but still, humanity overcame them all. Hopefully, Corona virus will be defeated like the others before it. But until then, repent and give your Life to Jesus. You don’t know when the Angel is going to blow that legendary trumpet! Stay Safe!
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boscho:thank God say you sef you see am! |
lightangel65i:. Thank you for banking with me jare |
JOACHINpedro:Absolutely......... fairy tale marriage today..... Online quarrel tomorrow..... so saddening! |
I don't really like talking about Love, Relationship bla bla bla, because of its complicated nature. After all I'm a small Boy, wha do I know ?.... But this one has been paining me for a long time now, so I gats air my view maybe those Broda doing it will stop . . Do you know that majority of the 'yes' recorded in "Will You Marry Me" public proposal is simply because the Lady Doesn't want to humilate the guy ? . Proposal in Public places is cute, no doubt, it gives the 'Awwwnnn' feeling we all like. The joy of seeing lovebirds who are about to make a lifetime decision. . My opinion is; I see it as a Rape of the Girl's mind. Because at that point in time, she is circled by people whose hearts just got pierced by the arrow of cupid. Some Screaming, Some whispering; 'SAY YES' --- All to her hearing, trying to Influence her decision ! . There is difference between Romance and pressure. Publicly asking someone to spend the rest of their lives with you is often shown as being this super romantic, amazing thing.But you know what? It puts an awful lot of pressure on the person you’re Asking. . She'll roll her eyeballs and looked round, She'll see countless Smartphones with cameras set for recording and snapping this once in a lifetime moment. All to be posted on social media. So beautiful, right ? . But she's not ready for this. She just met Uncle on his knees not quite long and not ready to walk the aisle with him. They're dating, fine, but Marriage is a total different Ball game. . If she says 'No' , World people will trend the video and label her all sorts- even though they don't know the story. Facebook Live, Instagram, Twitter, everywhere, you name it ! She will become a victim of cyber bullies and outright hatred. . What about the Groom wannabe on his knees ?... He will feel broken and humiliated. The same crowd cheering him few minutes ago will in turn 'Boo' him. I've seen videos of this happen, trust me, none of them will walk up to console him. . But she's just human, she's scared, she doesn't want to be the reason for someone's pain. So she said 'Yes' with tears running down her cheeks. . People clapped and cheered saying its tears of joy......... Hell no !...... Those her tears of a girl whose mind just got Raped by your unwanted 'Say yes' penetration into her consciousness by relentless means. . Proposing privately is ideal because it's discreet, awesome and heartfelt. If you're looking for a sincere answer to your "Will You Marry Me"........ Then i think you should shun proposing in public places ! _____________ My opinion though, I'll be glad to hear yours !
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Scientists:i feel your pain bro |
Mrkcee:. hahahaha, absolutely no be small shock! |
![]() Adieu Virginity Part 2! . Then something happened, something that made me questioned my stars whether it’s unfortunate or just don’t have sense. …… Why me ? …. Why not the Mango shaped head Emeka that doesn’t have any liver in him? …. Who did I offend! As if a script was handed to Hanty before I came by (Only God knows who), she started narrating and rehearsing her role of a show spoiler. Words so sharp, it pierced my consciousness and sent jitters down my spines. She was so confident like an FBI agent who has gathered incriminating evidence enough to earn her suspect death by hanging. She threw questions at me. Questions she already knew the answers; “No be ur Mama be dat Kogi Woman wey dey sell Akara for that junction, Dat woman wey get Igala mark like this?”….. She said, while drawing imaginary lines on her face with an over bleached hand. “Ehn!!!”…I recoiled with shock immediately. The small erection that I’ve gathered disappeared without traces. “Talk na…. No be she?” “hhhhmmm hhhuuummm…Na na”.. I stuttered. Words failed me, Jesu! My well planned cover is blown. Mission compromised! “Your Mama na good woman na, why you wan come spoil like dis?” Her icy words stopped the circulation of blood in my body. I became numb and I knew convulsion was not farfetched. Despite my bodily and psychological breakdown, Hanty still continue with her tormenting sermon; “Cee dis kind life ehn, E no fit you at all. U no know say u fit get HIV? Shey you go like am if I report you to your Mama?” At the mention of “Report” ehn, I regained consciousness…. You say wetyn! Report to who that I visited Ashawo house? … Mama Akara!.. kukuma hand me over to the firing squad let them shoot me with bomb! Kukuma tie my John Thomas to a Dangote truck, let it drag me on the Potholes decorated streets of Ajegunle! I started begging with teary eyes; “Hanty abeg no tell my mummy, I no go come again… abeg, I no go…Again for my life.. I swear” “No ooo, I must tell!” “Abeg na…. I use God beg you… She go kill me” “Okay.. I don forgive you.. I no go tell, but if I see you here next time wetyn make I do you? “Bury me… kill me… Beat me..Report me!” “Ehn ehn!…Just know say if I catch you here or any other lungu for this street next time ehn, ur own don finish!.. U don hear?” “Yes sa…. Sorry… yes ma” “ Oya dey go!” “Ma.. Ma..Make I dey go?” “Yes na, abi you no wan go?!” “My Mo..Money kon?” “You say wetyn? Abi you want make I call your Mama number now!” (grabs phone) “No than.. thank you…. I go go” “Better, greet your mummy for me oo!” (Door opens and shuts loudly) . . When I got outside, Emeka was not out yet. The thought of him crossing the Rubicon of virginity before me saddens me the more. After 20 minutes of brooding over what could have been, I saw him walking towards me with a grin that clearly tells the shackles were off his Sukrruutum. The idiot has tasted the forbidden fruit! And I was there to congratulate him with a handshake; “Bad guy, I know say you don give am hot hot” “Hahahha…Bako, you know me na, I be confirm Nwanne! finally we no be Otondo boys again!.. hahahaha” …………….I didn’t say anything… . Then something whispered into my ears that its either I go with the flow or risk being the runt of the litter forever. Emeka that shares my pain with me is no longer a virgin, how will I survive the scorn and “ssshhhhhhh shut up dia” of Femi, Daniel, and the bad mouthed Gozie alone ? Hell no, tonight we lost it together! So I ignited the Koko Master vibe, took two steps backward and gesticulated as if I’m wrapping hot fufu in a nylon; “Emeka my guy, you wan try as I knack that babe?” “ Odogwu Tell me something!”…. his eyes brightened with enthusiasm “ I hammer am.. knack am… hahahaha.. Na she even dey beg me to stop!” “Hahahahaha…. I trust you Bako da superstar. My guy wey sabi” “You know say I no dey dull na?” “Bako! My bad nigga!” . . After that night, Emeka lived with the illusion that we both gbenssh for the first time and on the same night in that Brothel. It took me 3 years to tell him everything that transpired that night. All thanks to the 2 Bottles of Gulder that shook my brain and made me leaked like a Basket. I watched his jaw dropped as I narrate how the Hanty collected my money, blackmailed me and threw me out. “Bako call God say you serious!”……was the only thing he could utter! Me that was high, I was just there looking at him as if someone stole my brain. After a long silence of betrayal, shock and incredulity, he patted my shoulders and said; “Idiot don’t worry, when I study Law finish, I go help you sue her to Court for Blackmail and Breach of Contract!” “Hahhahahaha!”…… I laughed hysterically, not like a mad man, but as a mad man that I am anytime I’ve gulped more drinks than my Brain could handle. And the rest is history! . Adieu Virginity! *Drops Mic*
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Mrkcee:. . anticipate..... i'll post it shortly..... thanks for the feedback |
My name is Bako and this is memoir from my teenage years in Ajegunle, lagos. I was 16 when me and Emeka decided that by fire by force, before the year runs out, we must renounce our membership from the Virgin Boys Association. The pressure from peers was suppressing every single right we needed to associate and not exhibit complexes. Then, being an Otondo (as we were called) was tantamount to an outcast of a Pre colonial Igbo village. You don’t talk when the self acclaimed enlightened Boys are talking. When the gang talk about girls, if you try open your gutter to contribute, you, yourself and that your talk will be met with a loud umbrage “ssssssshhhhhhhh Shut up Dia!” We were fed up and needed this sense of belonging, to walk and rub shoulders with the big boys and not be spat upon with all shades of sounds made by the lip when the index finger is placed on it. I have a girlfriend whom I wouldn’t dare mention sex to….. ahhhhhhh’ I trust Anita, she wii just be beat me die with words of the mouth! To earn an ordinary hug from her, I must’ve submitted my application letter 48 hours before the big day and bought her meat pie and Pepsi Orobor for 3 consecutive days. Emeka, on the other hand, was a very hapless human being. When God was sharing the liver needed to toast girls, he probably went to shit and missed the big opportunity. He is scared of girls, talk more of being a big boy like me that even have a girlfriend. Truth be told, we were just two teenagers with the same problem but in different colour. Me I fear Anita.. Him, fear girls… then who will help us untie this asphyxiating Virginity noose that’s won’t allow us to drink water and keep Cup peacefully? Pastor said the hottest parts of hell are reserved for gays, Me I don’t want to go to hell fire and its remaining 2months before 2013 goes into oblivion! Till today, I don’t know who brought the idea that we should visit a Brothel.. Lemme be raw sef, I mean “Ashawo House!” I swear izz not me, and I can bet my last 100 naira it wasn’t Emeka also. That boy was a good boy who landed in the wrong part of Earth, Ajegunle. As for me ehn, I deserved the Ajegunle, my proclivity for going on wild adventures is A+. Well, to avoid blame game for now, let’s just say it was the Devil that brought the idea! I repeat, don’t blame us!..... Blame the Devil! We were elated, finally, a solution alas! Adieu to virginity! The big day came, I disguised with a face cap and changed my gait to that of an Agbero as I walked into the House of Pleasure. I just can’t risk being seen by Amebo people who wii na go and tell my Mother, Mama Akara, that they saw me somewhere….. Saw who at where! Aaaahhhh! She wii just massage all my bones with turning Garri Stick. She said I’m too thick that ordinary cain can never have effect on me. So her choice for Correction tools range from Bamboo, Two by Two Stick, Iron rod, Broom nyansh, and the most preferred, which is the almighty “turning garri stick” that turns you to a limp in just 1minute of engagement. That woman? I fear her!...... I wonder if all Igala Mothers are like this! I looked at my side, saw Emeka too doing his own newly invented style of walking. We die here! One thing about those hustling hantys is that, they don’t mind the age difference between you and them. Small pikin no consyn dem, as long as you got the money, you are in for some Shugar! Out of respect for this age long profession, I won’t tell you how much we paid for a quickie. Just know that Emeka went in with one tall dark skinned hanty. and me, you know I like them yellow & curvy na! We got inside the room, adrenaline rush make me pull off Shirt sharp sharp. The thought of me getting laid was enough orgasm already. I was shaking with excitement and Hanty was just there, looking at me with a kind of smile I don’t know whether to call seductive or malevolent. Then something happened, something that made me question my stars whether it’s unfortunate or just don’t have sense. …… Why me ? …. Why not the Mango shaped head Emeka that doesn’t have any liver in him? …. Who did I offend! . . ………. To be continue!, I’m hungry, lemme go and buy Bobo and Cheese balls first!
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i've been a ghost reader of this thread for a long time now and everything i see up here make me know islam is more deeper than what i know and it kinda scares me tho ' |
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Thank you for banking with me jare
, with the high rate of divorces currently being recorded, I strongly recommend that guys should Isolatedly propose to their girlfriends in a vacuum!. Marriage no dy predictable again