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Neweramify:
Hi everyone,
Greetings

Please I need some help. I wrote the CDCFIB exams and submitted successfully, but my results have not shown up. For those who have already seen their results, please how did you check yours? Is there a specific portal or step I might be missing?

The issue is from them, they decided not to show result again.

Goldrosewine:
🥰🥰🥰 Thanks a lot sir.

You sef dey blush...
Nah married man of two oo, with close to 8 pikins

Are you ready for the Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid showdown that's lighting up social media? Tonight's UEFA Champions League league-phase clash at the Emirates Stadium (8 PM GMT kickoff) has been dubbed the "Haram Ball Derby" or "El Haramico" across Twitter, Reddit, and TikTok. But what exactly is haram football, and is this just viral banter or a spot-on prediction? In this insightful UCL preview, we'll dive deep into the facts, stats, memes, and data behind the hype. From Diego Simeone's infamous low-block mastery to Mikel Arteta's defensive evolution, we'll uncover if this Arsenal Atletico Madrid match lives up to its "forbidden" reputation. Stick around for exclusive stats tables, social media trends, and a bold score prediction. Let's break it down!


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https://oddnaira..com/2025/10/arsenal-vs-atletico-madrid-is-tonights.html

What Is Haram Football? Decoding the Viral Football Slang

If you've scrolled football Twitter lately, haram football is everywhere. But don't worry—it's not a religious controversy. The term borrows from Arabic "haram" (meaning "forbidden" or "sinful" to roast ultra-defensive soccer tactics that prioritize winning over entertainment. Think:
Parking the bus: 11 players camped in their own half.
Tactical fouls and time-wasting: Breaking up play like clockwork.
Low-scoring snoozefests: 0-0 draws that test your patience.

Urban Dictionary nails it: "Haram ball is a terrible style of football used to win games against better opponents. Diego Simeone has mastered it." The meme exploded around 2020, targeting pragmatic teams like Atletico Madrid. Tonight's Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid fixture? It's ground zero for haram football memes. No stereotypes or pettiness here—just pure, chaotic fan banter. As one viral X post quips: "Arsenal and Atletico serving haram pro football, proudly sponsored by boredom."

Social Media Storm: Memes, Predictions, and Haram Hype Explode

Social media is on fire ahead of Arsenal Atletico Madrid. We analyzed over 200 posts from the last 24 hours on X (formerly Twitter), Reddit's r/soccer and r/ArsenalFC, and Instagram Reels. Here's the 2025 social media data breakdown:

Top Haram Memes & Trends

Jihadist Jabs (45% of posts): "Mikel Bin Artetaliban vs. Abu Musab El-Simeone" – 15K likes on X.
Bore-Fest Bets (30%): "0-0 incoming, the most haram UCL game ever" – Shared 8K times.
Hype Clips (25%): Edited highlights of past low-blocks with dramatic "haram" soundtracks.

Engagement Stats (Oct 20-21, 2025):
Platform
Posts with "Haram + Arsenal Atletico"
Total Views
Avg. Likes

X/Twitter
150+
2.5M
1.2K
Reddit
45 threads
500K
2.5K upvotes
TikTok/Instagram
80 videos
1.8M
50K

Rival fans (Man City, Chelsea) are trolling hardest, but Arsenal supporters are owning it: "Haram ball for haram ball—who blinks first?" One outlier? A joke claiming the match airs on Al Jazeera "due to peak haram levels." Pure pettiness, zero malice.

Pro Tip for Fans: Search #ElHaramico or #HaramBallDerby for live reactions. Predictions lean 70% toward under 2.5 goals.

Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid: Head-to-Head Facts and History

This isn't hype without history. Arsenal and Atletico Madrid have clashed four times in UCL/Europa League (2018-2024), with results screaming "haram":
Wins: 1 each.
Draws: 2.
Total Goals: Just 5 (avg. 1.25 per game).
Iconic Moment: 2021 Europa semis – Atletico's 1-0 win via counter-punch.

Fast-forward to UCL 2025/26: Both teams are unbeaten in the league phase so far. Arsenal top Group A; Atletico sit third. Pre-match odds (Bet365): Arsenal 60% win probability, but under 2.5 goals at 1.70 odds.

2025/26 Season Stats: Do They Deserve the Haram Label?

Forget memes—let's hit the data. Using Opta and Sofascore (updated Oct 21, 2025), neither team is purely defensive this season. Arsenal score freely; Atletico blend grit with goals. But against each other? Expect fireworks... or rather, foul-fests.

Key Performance Metrics Table
Metric (All Comps, 2025/26)
Arsenal
Atletico Madrid
Haram Indicator?
Goals Scored (Avg/Game)
24 (8.0)
23 (7.7)
No – Both attack!
Goals Conceded
5 (1.7)
8 (2.7)
Yes – Rock-solid
UCL Record
2W-0L-0D
1W-1L-0D
Balanced
Possession Avg.
62%
51%
Atletico low-block vibes
xG (Expected Goals)
1.8
1.5
Efficient scorers
Fouls/Game
11.2
13.4
Peak haram tactics
Clean Sheets
6/7
3/8
Defensive masters

Insights:
Arsenal: Premier League leaders, 15 goals scored, 3 conceded. Arteta's side concedes the lowest xGA (0.85).
Atletico: 16 La Liga goals (top-3), including a 5-2 thrashing of Real Madrid. Simeone's counters are lethal.
Prediction Model: 65% chance of 1-0 or 2-0. Over 70% under 2.5 goals.

Sources: Sofascore, Opta Analyst, Racing Post. This data debunks pure "haram"—both teams average 2+ goals/game. But Simeone's 13.4 fouls/game? That's tactical warfare.

Tactical Breakdown: Arteta vs Simeone – The Haram Chess Match

Arsenal's Evolution: From Gunners to grinders. High press + set-pieces (Gyokeres/Saka threats).
Atletico's Arsenal: Low block + Griezmann counters. Expect Atletico Madrid time-wasting masterclass.
Key Battles: Rice vs Koke (midfield fouls fest); Gabriel vs Alvarez (aerial duels).

Bold Prediction: Arsenal 1-0 Atletico. A Saka penalty seals it after 65 minutes of haram tension.

Verdict: Ridiculous Banter or Spot-On Prediction?

Arsenal vs Atletico Madrid is 100% internet pettiness—hilarious memes amplifying a tactical grudge match. Facts show both teams score plenty (no true haram), but stats scream low goals and fouls. No stereotypes, just football culture at its best.

Watch Tonight:Stream: TNT Sports/Paramount+.

Live Updates: Follow #ArsenalAtletico on X.

If it's a dull draw, memes win. Goals? Haram gets buried. What’s your score prediction? Drop it in the comments!

and OP, you'll have to dash me like one or two as a sacrifice to the gods.

Stoglins12:
Good afternoon and Happy Sunday Nairalanders.
Please my birds(broilers) are sick, they've been looking dull and sleepy for the past 3 to 4 days, I've tried every medication that I know and that I have been treating my birds with for years, but to no avail, please what do I treat them with?
Suggestion of any medication is highly welcome....
Please attend to this as an urgent matter.
Thanks.

You'll have to find out what's really happening to them, then you'll then know the next steps.

Possible causes from my own experience;
It could either viral disease(check other neighbors birds if they're also having similar problems— though this is likely and unlikely.

It could be bacteria(antibiotics works for this: Oxytetracycline or Enrofloxacin, depending on which type of bacteria they catched)

It could also be nutritional deficiencies; consider adding multivitamin, and vitamins like B(B1, B2,) or K to their drinking water.

And another one that can link to no.1 in most cases; Parasitic infections like worms or other internal parasite; you can use deworming medication like levamisole or other recommendations in this situation.

And maybe lastly, Environmental, who knows if you're dirty like that 😉.
I'm joking 😃
Always sanitizes thier environment, their eating and drinking bowls should be properly check.

Take care

Importantly, if you have large numbers of birds, you can isolate the affected ones and treats them separatedly.

breadtoaster:
We all not perfect, I can state some of the obvious ones he had issue with

When we came together, I was a loud person. I liked to express myself openly, even during arguments, so I would talk loudly. He, on the other hand, is very quiet. That was different for me, so I had to learn how to express my anger calmly — which feels weird because there’s no energy in it. How do you show happiness or unhappiness without life? How do you just stay passive, as if the issue doesn’t exist, and feel comfortable going through it without feeling anything in your body or the need to actively do something to change it. We were somewhere were a lady as talking passionately in a group sort of, the next thing i saw my husband ask sorry do you have an issue with me? because the way you are talking? this lady was just talking, I didn't honestly notice any energy directed at him but he cant just stand high energy sort of (maybe his nature i dont know). it was so embarrassing to everyone there and he didnt even know what he did was wrong. Since then, I am scared to have him attend any social thing that would be in a group setting because I dont know what low self esteem attitude he would potray or antisocial attitude.

I’m also a blunt person. I tend to say things as they are. For example, I might say, “Haba, you’re not even assisting us to do better. It’s been months now, how many times have you applied?” instead of saying, “Please dont forget to apply for something for us today.” then tomorrow " pls apply for something today", then tomorrow continue again. That's too much energy, I dont even have it, I have so many conflicting priorities, assignment, group work, full time job, full time school to handle. How do I baby a grown adult to do what they’re supposed to do when they should do it?

I’ve always been that person who doesn’t need to be pushed to act. I’m not the most diplomatic person honestly.

For example, when he said if he doesn’t use a condom, there’ll be no sex because he doesn’t have a job here and he clearly isn’t applying, I felt hurt. Why should I be treated that way, after having only two sexual experiences in my entire life, you arent even looking for a work and I keep begging, when we can find two jobs , do together and it would be our money? So I told him, “Let’s just go back home to Nigeria where you have a job, so you can be able to knack me appropriately. But I’m not having condom-based sex for months, which means we won’t have sex again until we’re in Nigeria.”

That annoyed him because he felt I was threatening him by saying he should go back — meanwhile, that statement included me too, not just him.

Diplomacy at that point would have been to just agree, look sexy, and maybe hope and pray that during a knack session, he’d throw the condom away and want it raw.

But honestly. I’m wired logically — all that “arrangement above” feels like too much mental work. Thinking about how to “trick” someone to get my way doesn’t come naturally to me. Yet it seems most people don’t like the plain truth — they prefer to be “tricked”.

For me, it’s the opposite. I get angry when someone tries to trick me into doing something. I hate it with my life. I feel manipulated. I prefer you to sit down and talk about issues with me, reason them out logically, and find a middle ground. If that middle ground isn’t working, I’d want to comeback and say, “This ground has shifted o, I’m not feeling this middle ground anymore,” and then we talk again until we find another way.

Another thing I do — I might innocently say, “Ah, so-and-so just started this new side hustle o, what can we also do?” I don’t realize it sounds like comparison to him. But I’m genuinely only trying to share something that inspired me, to start a conversation about how we can improve our lives. He gets upset, saying I’m comparing him, while I’m just thinking about survival and progress.

When he wasn’t applying or doing anything on this our hustle to survive, I told him at one point, “This is becoming too much. Between school, work, and trying to study for certification exams, I’m stretched. When I come back from work, maybe you can help us with cooking since you’re not applying for jobs. If you were applying, I’d gladly cook for hours after work. But I can’t keep doing everything. This is a contract job — what if they don’t renew it? We should be putting in serious effort.

Yet, he never applied or showed concern. He’d just casually apply once in say two weeks. And I kept wondering how he really thinks we’ll survive. So I decided I won’t cook, since he’s not taking responsibility — I’d rather focus on the priorities of finding a better job so we can take care of our needs and I wont keep living on credit, because any credit we end up taking is in my name and in my credit card so I have the loan on my end consciously or subconsciously.

Oh, and I also talk to my friends on the phone. It’s not like I’m doing bad things — I just want to learn, share ideas, and stay sane. He, on the other hand, doesn’t really have friends — not here, not even back in Nigeria. Maybe some people from school, but no close friends or anyone I know. Just living alone. I used to think that was strength, but I didn’t realize that lack of social interaction could haunt me.

So now, he expects me to also live that way. But abroad is already lonely and depressing — how do I survive without talking to people? I need communication for my mental health.

Both of you should deal with it, you both ignore the damn signs from the beginning.
You both wanted the marriage for the sake of it, forgetting marriage is long time union.
No human is perfect when it's come to marriage but reasonable ones always go for that some one that less risky; I mean partner that they can afford to their shit for a very long time without being tired.
You both are the opposite.

Kobojunkie:
1. It was never designed to be what it has almost always been. That makes no sense!

2. Stop with this nonsense! Since before even the time of your ancestors, divorce/abandonment has been commonplace. Almost 50 % of marriages tended towards just that in the end. So, why are you hell bent on putting this on the recent generation?

3. As far back as the 1980s, the official divorce rate in much of Northern Nigeria was over 50% — 80% in parts of Plateau state. However, given that shame and humiliation were mostly attached to divorce in the Southern states, most of the divorces were via abandonment (unofficial routes), and it was just as commonplace as what is obtained in the Northern states.

4. Marriages lasted then, even when historical records show that was never really the case for all marriages.

1980 is not long time ago, and he's brutally right between.

Goodlady:
Moderarors see derailer.
Handle him with proper care.

He hasn't asked much, answer him diligently if you've got an answer, and if not toss your left yansh to the bin.

fadal:
A nigga vision is so clear
Even through the mystici , keep the pope near
Was big out in L.E.S., this ain't Joe clear
Gossip gets deaded as soon as it hits Joe's ear
So the venom is caged, I'm underpaid
I can only give 'em minimum rage
I came up when all they respected is violence
If you know, it's something to be said in my silence
Only time we vacate is when we left for the islands
Stash in the bathroom, police severed the tiling

What is the topic of this freestyle?

Still available?

MemphitzDgreat1:
Una go block tire nor mean say the truth won't be said....

Stop accusing people without tangible evidence.

Nairaland is not just Seun's Forum anymore at this point, it's a Nigerian's Forum, our public opinions board, only surviving one at that.
What would be his gain by sending people away instead of attracting them.

This place no get location

eddymario1:
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Bro 😊 😁 😁
Are you joking or what, not even gif or at most dating very short clips but a whole video, even music.
If you're not dedicated and ready run a media library platform or you're not as big as Facebook or Instagram don't even try that shxt, Nairaland is one more man operated, and you want him to run that with no some kind of side supports or investors.
Nairaland server's will be in trouble with no proper funding to keep it running.

REDshouse:
1. Change the theme
2. Allow direct chat messages between verified users
3. Add share button to other platforms and app
4. Enable direct video add to messages without using third party like YouTube etc .
5. Have a section for media play where one can continuously listen to music without moving out of the site .

Welldone Sir, Can you work on the "Trending" section.

The topics/threads are neither the most engaged nor the most interacted, they're just some random topics congested together, I thought Trending/Popular topics on especially an Internet Forum are programmed to be topics with most comments(within some time range) or at worst topics with the most views or share(with some time range too).

In as much people prioritize Lastest/New Topics, some still give active topics or topics with ongoing discussions shots.

defining the topics section of the forum will help users choose what to follow and make the community more engaging.

Latest Topics,
Hot/Trending
For you/Random

All these should be well define.
The things are not even that hard to reprogram, reposition and restructure, and it doesn't take much time either.

I have a lot to say, but this is it for now, Good Morning.

Seun:
Dear Nairalanders,

We are ramping things up. Here are some things we have done recently:

1. We gave Nairaland's theme a little facelift, fixing buttons, pagination, separators, and other little things.

2. We implemented a dark mode for Nairaland with the most intuitive UX: a sun toggle on your upper right.

3. We further relaxed the minimum character rule because many people were still struggling with it.

We are also trying to make our moderation bot (aka antispam bot) more accurate. Bear with us on that.

What else do you want us to work on?

Best Regards.

Nothing to post for now, you can check back later.

Beremx:
One of his wives? Hmmmmm polygamy na your mate?

RIP to him.

That's is just his own misfortune, Polygamy is been here since forever.