₦airaland Forum

Nigeria always one step forward two steps backward. Why not cut down d take home package of our politicians, e.g. Senators, Reps, Governors. Etc. Do dat first then we will believe u really want to cut cost.

Dats why its called a man's 3rd leg. We call dat type in Calabar ''Eporror'' .

I sorry for d baby because Naija no be better place. Why u come born here na? Anyway dats just d beginning, as dem take welcome u show say e no easy for us whr dong dey here tay tay.

Dnt shite in a water system toilet,especaially d white one, reasons, dere is a mecury dat reads ur private area and transmit to d international porn hub. Wit dis, adult movies will be easily made wit top class photoshoping.

By 2015 u will cry again, sheer President na ur birthright? Useless old aboki reasoning wit a cow brain.

U son of a bitch,u gat talent mehn. Kudos Bro u too much. Dis is what Nigerians need at a time like dis whr everyting is nosediving. We just want to smile dats all we ask frm our govt. and not empty promises. I hereby appoint u as d first ever Minister of fun and humour stimulation of d Federal republic of Nigeria. Ur time starts now.

U r talking nonsense, and u tink u will ever become d president of Nigeria? Anuofia. Niger delta militants fought for resource control and true federalism, what is Boko haram fighting for? To islamise Nigeria? A country they contribute little or nothing to it economic wellbeing. If any Northerner becomes d president i will be forced to carry arms.

Am still asking what is d offence of dis Man? First of all dis man wasnt facing an examination panel dat one will expect him to be scored or promoted based on performance. If dat is d yardstick for sack, then all dis politicians who cannot even recite d national Pledge shld be sacked too. Afterall what is good for Greece is good for Uganda. (sorry i meant geese and gander).

Am still asking what is d offence of dis Man? First of all dis man wasnt facing an examination panel dat one will expect him to be scored or promoted based on performance. If dat is d yardstick for sack, then all dis politicians who cannot even recite d national Pledge shld be sacked too. Afterall what is good for Uganda is good for Greece.

What else do u expect frm a religion of peace?

They bomb us there we cry, they bomb us here and all we do is to shout nonsense, cnt we mobilise and attack d northerners and ensure they are totally masacred. I mean a genocide dat even UN assistance or intervention will only be but a child's play. Time to fight back. Yorubas,Efiks,Ibibios,Ijaws,itsekeris, Idoma, Igbos, Atam, uhrobo, Anangs, Oron, Bende, and d rest southerners not mention here. Pls lets form an allied Force and attack d North, note dat d best form of defence is Attack. Lets go now or forever remain silent as slave. I rest my case.

Yeah, dats true d Boko Boys are at it again. D area has been cordon off by JTF. At dis moment d reports of situation on ground are still very sketchy. No one is allowed to go close to d scene.

Our naija police whr trousier no dey hold their waist well go fit bark like dog? Dats smartness on d side of d police. Dat is to say use wat u have n get wat u dnt have, or, wen d desired is not available, d available becomes d desired.

Mathew chpt 24: has explained it all. Now d love of many have waxed cold. Really d time is so short. Most of those Churches dat preaches prosperity without a mention of hell fire r the once spearheaded by d satanic kingdom. Their Pastors performs earth shaking miracles, but who told u satan cnt also manipulate miracles wit his agent? Therefore, watch carefuly whr u worship because many r wolves but in sheep clothings.

Easter is more important than Christmas with d following reasons of mine. It would have been very possible for Christ to come to dis world(Christmas) n refuse to die for mankind. So d sole essence of Christmas wld have been defeated. Even wen He was doing his ministry on earth u can see d temptations He passed through. So d devil thought He will give up after so much promises. Why Easter is more of importance is because He gladly Died and saved mankind frm d bondage of sinfulness. Dat was d period d world was looking for. And it was during Easter dat Jesus washed everyone including u and me wit His blood to be free 4ever.

May God punish all d Northerners,frm Sultan to d least whoever concieve d idea or support Boko Haram. May God forgive me for cursing dem. But am so upset.

I still find it difficult to understand whr dis Man is coming frm? because most of those strange words are not english words, thereby making me to question d reason for d applaus Some Nigerians give to Him. To be factual,wat he does is like mixing Igbo,Hausa and Efik to communicate at once n then pple will start clapping dat he speaks well. He mostly combines, english,latin and sometimes portugees. If u doubt me pls consult ur english dictionary.

Send ur phone numbers and mail address pls. I have one, very clean.

When they gave birth to him people around thought it was a human unknown to them dat it was a Beast. U want to kill ehh? No worry u go see blood for ur family sotey u sef go tire. Why not death sentence for boko haram who r wasting innocent lives? Oh, u value oil more than human life? Ebot ntond, ewu ofia.

When they gave birth to him people around thought it was a human unknown to them dat it was a Beast. U want to kill ehh? No worry u go see bloos for ur family sotey u sef go tire. Why not death sentence for boko haram who r wasting innocent lives? Oh, u value oil more than human life? Ebot ntond, ewu ofia.

As i take see am, e be like say d beatings no enter him body well well. So power dey pass power? Am just asking ooo.

As for NSCDC, they shld hav asked d Oga at d top for reinforcement. because if they should shoot a police officer now d Ogar at d top may come out to say another ting entirely. Naija police na scallywags

God bless u my guy, u are saying d truth. All Niger Deltans arise and lets fight for our resources.

Dnt ever trying aborting d Baby. Children comes frm God only. I knw it hurts but dnt let d devil use u to achieve his purpose. Devils comes only to kill, steal and destroy. Keep d child if posible with ur relatives but do not hate d baby in anyway. May God help u out.

What sort of protest? Do u want to introduce Arab Spring here? U go just die for nothing. Dem tell u say protest dey work our country? TankGod say u still dey alive to run ur mouth up n down.

Amnesty is good for d Militants because it is their oil wealth. They deserve more, they fought for it. Nysc cnt be equated with amnesty because d northerners are part of it and d fact remains dat u cnt reap frm whr u did not sow. Dats why i advise young Nigerians to embrace their Talents. If u are a talented pick pocketer pls pick it vry well, if u dey do ganja business, abeg do am well well. If u dey kidnap abeg try add some skills and make sure say u do am well well. because one day federal govt go call u for amnesty n negotiation. Who ever thought dat those illiterate Militants cld ever fly overseas? Who believe say those Creek commandos for dey live dat kind xpensive life for Hotel. Crime pays very well for Naija,but dnt be caught by d police. After Nysc u can also join Militancy as a recruit. Just an option sha. Haters have a field day jor.

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