₦airaland Forum

If truely the elephant bow down to them,it may mean somethings.it not normal for animal to bow down to me. my point of view

Hey pals,do u know ice-prince?which of his song do u enjoy more mine is JUJU

TOmmyJidex:
Na Joke o

too bad

when am nt high,even if am high i won't buy it for 1k

What ur message pls

Bro i present to you The president of nigeria BUHARI

bentlywills:
The mum be like : just negodi

yea

Lmao

I LOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless Nigeria!!! 1. Na only 4 9ja U fit win Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Recharge Card. 2. Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and win a big ship. 3. Then Airtel go com follow sey recharge N100 and win Benin Republic. 4. Glo,go just kuku say.. Recharge N500 and win Nigeria because their colour na Green. 5 Na only for Nigeria you go see fish inside"MEATPIE" 6. Na only 4 Nigeria we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines. 7. Na only 4 Nigeria PHCN dey sey:- Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your light bill (wat a pity) 8. Na only 4 Naija pple dey horn for traffic light make e quickly change from Red to Green. 9. Na only 4 Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin,Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere in d world..Trust me. 10. Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of Mechanical Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police station. 11. na only 4 naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once. You be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent internet? 12. Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law dey work as generator repairer. 13. Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say make u no forget to return d bottle. 14. Na 4 only Naija, you go see madman dey control traffic,people wey their head correct dey obey... 15. Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from native doctor on how to make quick money. 16. Na only 4 Naija u go wish somebody 'happy birthday', he go answer 'same to u 17. Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say "MAMA HAS RELOCATED" .. Add your own please!!!

JamieRocks:
One day monkey go go market, he no go come back

monkey don already lost

SCIENCE EXAMINATION Akpos in an exam hall, writing a science examination... QUESTION 1: Why do we have to purify water directly fetched from the river ANSWER: Because the fishes have no manners; they shit and f**k in it! QUESTION 2: How can we stop water pollution? ANSWER: We build public toilet in the river and low cost hotels beside the river bank, so they can make use of it. QUESTION 3: Enumerate 3 ways to stop overfishing in our rivers. ANSWER: (1) Introduce Family Planning (2) Teach them hide and seek (3) Implore the fish to wage War against fishermen and write a letter to the Fish Right Association (FRA). You can also help them out. Akpos is right now repeating the same exams.

may be i will turn him back if d ground is very solid