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A joke with respect to perfect man and perfect woman for you to learn from.

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.

Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.

Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer: The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

==== +++ So, good luck as you continue your search for perfect man +++ ==== we don't set out to marry because of love, but to satisfy our wants; to get official sex mate, companionship, helper, (financial support), (kitchen hand), someone to make us satisfy societal expectations, to have children as others do, etc, therefore look for someone to make you satisfy your expectations.

When you look around in Nigeria now, more ladies getting new jobs with high paying salaries than men of their age. So, when these men want to marry, they have problems of having to marry ladies that earn higher themselves. Therefore, can love survive when a woman earns MORE than a man?

If you were my kid sister, my advice to you will be that you should move-out of the man's house as soon as possible, file for divorce and take the risk of starting a new life afresh somewhere else, with God on your side, you'll be able to re-marry and find new love in a new honest relationship. Just imagine the likely problems you may have; sexually transmitted diseases from another man’s anus to your virginal. My assumption is that you are capable of supporting yourself financially, that is, you have a job that can pay your essential bills.

Otherwise, if you decided to stay in the relationship, because you don't want to take the risk of starting a new relationship or you are not capable of taking care of yourself; get your relations (your husband's relations and your own relations) with your pastor to make your husband to commit to stopping his homosexual lifestyle with another man while you are still married to him. Set conditions for breaking the new vows for him. And as part of your staying in the marriage, learn to improve your own loving making skills, so that he will find fulfilments in your feminine soft body and not in another man's hard body.