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Politics › Re: Ambazonia Separatists Leader Was In Abuja by BigSarah(f): 6:12pm On Jul 09, 2021
That guy is loosing massively
Politics › Re: Osinbajo Holds Umbrella To Cover Himself, 2 Others (Photo) by BigSarah(f): 12:39pm On Jul 09, 2021
undecided we're not ready
Career › Re: Where Do You See Yourself 5 Years From Today? by BigSarah(f): 9:32am On Jul 09, 2021
in my solar powered condo with a mini garden not so far away. in a very small town with few people, miles away from crowded cities..

But realistically in the ground, because Jesus is coming soon maybe tomorrow
Politics › Re: PIB: Ijaw Nation Development Group/ipa Rejects NASS' Bill by BigSarah(f): 4:47pm On Jul 08, 2021
Arid, barren, unproductive North.. I think that's an unnecessary additive, and provocatively insensitive especially when they(north) have you by the balls.
Politics › Re: Lauretta Onochie: I’m Being Attacked Because I Follow Due Process by BigSarah(f): 3:58pm On Jul 08, 2021
Propaganda is now due process?. Well that's the source of your bread.
Crime › Re: Paedophile Mum Who Had Sex With Her Daughter's Friends Jailed For 102 Years! by BigSarah(f): 3:28pm On Jul 08, 2021
Reminds me of an Snl episode , Teachers trial
Politics › Re: Buhari Regime Targeting Igbo, Yoruba Leaders Sponsoring Kanu, Igboho:garba Shehu by BigSarah(f): 1:25pm On Jul 08, 2021
He really said regime? Well it's truly a regime
Politics › Re: Rotational Presidency: Zulum Backs Southern Governors, Denies VP Ambition by BigSarah(f):
Realistically there's no reason why a northerner shouldn't contest in 2023, in 2015 no one termed it wrong that buhari ran even when Gej was using a accidental Southern slot...
So if northerners chose to challenge southerners again In 2023 I'm sure the "ever willing" southerners will pull a 2015 all over again...
2023 open for all to avoid another tribalist...
Politics › Re: BREAKING! Sefer Torah Arrives Nigeria From Israel Days After Kanu's Arrest (pics by BigSarah(f): 11:58am On Jul 07, 2021
Odiegwu, intense
Politics › Re: Kaduna: Your Children Are In Safe Hands, Bandits Tell Parents by BigSarah(f): 11:32am On Jul 07, 2021
Wait what? Ludicrous!
Politics › Re: Governor Diri On Nnamdi Kanu: Gumi Has Become Untouchable by BigSarah(f): 9:49am On Jul 07, 2021
Joromi1:
I think Gumi and Kanu should share one cell.
With Sunday fanning them...Equity
Politics › Re: BREAKING: Zulum, Fintiri, 4 Others Storm Taraba For North-east Governors Meeting by BigSarah(f): 3:08pm On Jul 06, 2021
I've been waiting to see this for a very long time, if power is to remain in the North it must go to North East for very obvious reasons.. Same as if power should go to the South should be South East..
Politics › Re: Confusion As Osinbajo, Gambari’s Roles Clash At Emir Of Kano’s Coronation by BigSarah(f): 9:43am On Jul 04, 2021
See osinbanjo zombies, and people think buhari is bad, walahi osinbanjo and Tinubu will be 500% worse...in employing to defend ineptitude
Politics › Re: Sowore Compares How Bandits Were Treated Vs How Nnamdi Kanu Was Treated by BigSarah(f): 11:46am On Jul 02, 2021
Well bandits are doing "God's Work"
Politics › Re: I Want Obiano Assasinated , Anambra State Razed Down- Nnamdi Kanu by BigSarah(f): 11:02am On Jul 02, 2021
Old news
Politics › Re: Boko Haram, Bandits Are Different From IPOB, Nnamdi Kanu— El-Rufai by BigSarah(f): 11:01am On Jul 02, 2021
Doing God’s work
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 7:25am On Jul 02, 2021
Alwayshungry:
Lady,goggle poker jokes.
And pls don't sweat dis.
I have been into stuff like dis for a long time.
I don't know squat about poker, and not really interested....
I think I'd stick to my current understanding of the joke funnier that way
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 7:11am On Jul 02, 2021
Alwayshungry:
Moreover Diana was never a love pedddler..
She was honest in her affairs...
Did u know that Prince Charles onces dated her elder sister before meeting with Diana.
Her life was a hell of a roller coaster whc ended dramatically.
She was randy and carefree, no she wasn't honest
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 7:08am On Jul 02, 2021
Alwayshungry:
Hahaha...minge indeed.
But u are wrong.thats why I said u don't get it.
The joke is a poker card game joke.
A royal flush is the unbeatable hand cos it carries five cards of numerical order in a straight flush which are the 'ace of spade,king,queen,jack and a ten of suit'.
Nothing can beat that.
While a pair is just two cards of matching ranks while is far lower than a royal flush.
Diana is royalty, and she used Perrier water which is one of the highest and most expensive grade of table water to "flush her minge" giving herself a royal flush which is superior to just the pair shown by dolly parton.
English humor is entertaining but you have to know the context of what they are coming from.
It's just like you telling a "warri joke" to an Aussie and expect him to laugh.
If he is someone that has no knowledge of how Nigerian jokes operate, he is just gonna look blank.
Although I like your reasoning.
Minge indeed.
Poker what? I'm sure you don't get the references.. You're over thinking it
I might be wrong and I can't really tell If you are right I've never played poker.
Politics › Re: Youths Flee As Soldiers Invade Enugu Community For Sacking Herdsmen by BigSarah(f): 5:49am On Jul 02, 2021
Open grazing is still everywhere asaba declaration na wash .
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels' Son, Munir Nwoko's 1st Birthday Party (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 10:00pm On Jul 01, 2021
Happy for her, obviously she made the right decision
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 9:47pm On Jul 01, 2021
Alwayshungry:
Do u even understand d joke....
I'm sure you don't
Foreign Affairs › Re: Prince William & Harry Unveil Princess Diana's Statue (Pictures) by BigSarah(f): 9:30pm On Jul 01, 2021
Dolly Parton and Princess Diana pass away on the same day.

They arrive at the pearly gates at the very same time.

Saint Peter is waiting in judgment. With both women vying for entry, St. Peter announces, “Ladies, I only have one more space in Heaven today. You’ll have to prove you’re worthy.”

Dolly Parton laughs and says “No problem, Pete!” She proceeds to unbutton her blouse and open her shirt, revealing two of the most perfect breasts ever seen on Earth or in heaven.

Diana watches as all eyes turn toward her. The air is pregnant with expectation. Outta nowhere, the Princess pulls a six ounce bottle of Perrier out of her purse. She shakes it violently, flips the bottle opener and jams the spewing bottle into her cooter.

Without hesitation, St.Peter exclaims, “You’re in, your royal highness!”

Diana straightens herself out, smooths a pleat in her skirt and proceeds through the gates.

Dolly is livid! “Are you kidding me? I show you two of God’s greatest gifts, and she performs a cheap pornographic act? And you let her in? What the Bleep??”

St.Peter listens patiently and finally replies. “It’s quite simple. A royal flush always beats two of a kind!”
Politics › Re: Groups Threaten To Bomb Aso Rock, NASS, Others, Kidnap Burutai by BigSarah(f): 6:26pm On Jul 01, 2021
Story fake news, why would you expose your plans.... I don't believe it
Family › Re: Ebonyi Woman Wants Her Marriage Dissolved Over Sex by BigSarah(f):
sad What can I say, this why homosexuality should be encouraged..
What a man can do a woman can do better, do you know Lesbians are the smartest people...

I'm just saying facts, alright.
Y'all that are coming for me what if the man is homosexual, that's why he isn't being with his wife!!

And I'm not homosexual angry, jeez I mean huh am I? I don't know really tongue
Politics › Re: Press Conference By HMIC, Lai Mohammed On The Re-Arrest Of Nnamdi Kanu by BigSarah(f): 5:11pm On Jul 01, 2021
angry none of those writings gave valid points, any let's be done with the trial already.
Politics › Re: US Shuns Nigeria - Finances Vaccine Production In South Africa With €600 Million by BigSarah(f): 3:44pm On Jul 01, 2021
Saifullah01:
Our media is our problem
Our reality is our problem...
And with this administration stifling independent reporters and social media, outsiders won't believe non-mass media reportings even if they are positive
Politics › Re: House Of Representatives Reject Lifting Of Twitter Ban By Majority Vote by BigSarah(f): 3:39pm On Jul 01, 2021
We've long moved on, can't even tell if there was ever a ban
Politics › Re: IPOB Asks Igbos To Boycott Kenyan Airlines, Others Over Country's Involvement by BigSarah(f): 2:56pm On Jul 01, 2021
How's that gonna help, you've been played you've been played with that's all
Politics › Re: Just Like Nigeria, Abraham Lincoln Crushed Secessionists In The US Civil War by BigSarah(f): 12:13pm On Jul 01, 2021
undecided
Biodun556:
Something must lead to something.

It all boiled down to secession and they were crushed

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