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TERMlNATOR:
my own be say, how u take land for ground?
Na his punch wave? abi na hunger?

Swears, I no even know wetin fall me, everything just happen within a millisecond.. Maybe na punch or he carry me throway for ground, i no know…

ComputerOperato:
Eeya. Sorry. I like your honesty.

Fighting like every other skill needs practice before you are good at it.
If you have the opportunity, join a self-defense class (Judo, Karate or Boxing preferably).
If not, watch Youtube self-defense videos and PRACTICE. Emphasis on practice.
You don't have to actually beat someone but you may practice with someone (dodging, holding, choking etc).
When next you have to fight to defend yourself, you 'll do a better job of it.

PS; Don't go and kill someone in the name of fighting if you eventually master the skill o!
All these robust people you see outide are not healthy o!
Take care.

Honestly, you’re one the sane people here.. I’ve made up my mind no to ever indulge myself in any kind of fight again.. That shii is stressful abeg

Baronthecelebri:
Picture or I don't believe it

Na person wey you go use for meme you dey find and God no go gree for you

BItt:
You fit still chop another one sef... That's called return leg

Na you wan face me for the return leg If I no beat hell comot for your body make I know why.

BItt:
That's why you need to belong to a crew

I no need crew abeg.. Dem do sbeat me already, forget about the rest…

Smitaro100:
Rule number 1: never start a fight you cannot finish

Worst part be say pple now dey hardly seperate fight because it's fun to watch atimes

Before the fight started, I was actually praying to God that no one separates us, little did I know that was the wrong prayer point..

donbachi:
You still get hand to type with your swollen eye

Na beating dem beat me, no be amputation..

Odetokun3:
Sorry bro

Thanks man

judajix:
Can a service center in Abuja fix my S20+ screen lines?

Now I’m inclined to believe that S20+ have the worst screen ever!!! Mine also started with a green line, now I’m having up to 6 or 7 lines on my phone..

Omoooo!!!! I’ve made a vow with my creator that today’s fight will be the first and last fight I’ll ever engage myself in.. I chop beating no be small today 😢

So, an issue came up between me and a guy today and his voice was already getting louder than mine and I looked at him and realized I’m by far muscular and huge than him,, ,, ,, then I thought to myself, “now is the perfect time”..

There is something about us who have never had a fight before, we always have some crazy fighting skills in our heads and we believe it’ll be very easy to execute those skills when an actual fight comes up but my imaginary skills failed me today,, there was I, helping myself up with a swollen eye and torn lips, it all happened like magic.. Though I was the one who threw the first punch yet I was the first to land on the ground.. Chai!!!! I was just hearing eayah!! eayah!!! Kabiru, you no suppose beat am like that.. After the beating sha, I took my L in peace and still went ahead to have a handshake with the guy coz he seriously whooped my ass..

Please guys, if you also have those imaginary skills in your heads, please erase them, they will never help you whenever you need them!

I still dey get ptsd like this sef!

Still dulling on this?

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