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Kvng6464:
Lmao house rat

How old are you?

SenecaTheYonger:
And not one person mentioned Lassa fever, which rats are their known carrier. Smh, the amount of dumbos in the comment section. AT least it's boiled so we don't have to worry about anything.

God will bless you, guide you, protect you, honor you until you forget your surname.
Can you say Amen?

OdenKelechi:
This thing is what you call big??

And you really want to eat this shit??

Shit? Where are you from na? I want to check something. Ase to n se'la!

Hotzone:
This nigga is about to call back covid, I hope na only ur family go enjoy the next lockdown

Mechonu your mouth dia, you dis dundee. Na Your entire gene go lockdown.

faceland:
I though the guy was joking but he cook it in his pot

Just for the records, your dog found it. Your dog did not kill it (as I didn't see any injury so only God know what killed it and what rubbish that unclean thing has been eating).

Let us pray your nyash doesn't swell like the disease that made the rat nyash to swell.

My dog killed it with just a bite. That must be written all over the rat, right?
Abi na una kill am?

Bomboooooooclat

Adonisteve:
last time wey I laugh like this, na nairaland matter. Suffer dey no mean say make we kill ourselves. God bless oga Seun for this MULTIPURPOSE forum.

Abi nah. Wetin man go do except to shout o por o por!

Adonisteve:
You no go kill person with your replies.

U no know say nairaland na like table tennis. If ypu serve me hot, i go serve una pepper , or were you expecting some lololo?

RPG2020:
Clap for yourself 10/10


incoming COV20 i dey my house come and beat me

Abi COV 30, Okete wey me i don chop finish

ymstar:
o kan fun anybody je ni anyhow

u just dey give everyone his reply as e dey hot, na wa 4 u o omo ode (hunter), oh sorry omo oyo

Koni baje, eeyan temi t'O menue!

lakesidepapa:
U be Ijesha?

Ujesha bawo? I be original Yoruba abegi. But BTW, ile si ko?

KosiGee:
Tufiakwa. People will consume just anything.

as it was before you, so ot is, amd so shall it be till eternity. If you like, make you form vegetarian

Failure44:
Rats carry fleas and parasites.
Take that dog to a vet for check up.

Oya Agba Awo vet gang! O por
I update my dogs' vaccines religiously. Wanna see their cards?

Twenty8:
walahi you are eating rat

Aswear! You want some?

Kharol1234:
You no get joy oo....

I get, but na sub zero - call me a bipolar joy giver. Zero to hundred within seconds, nd vice versa

loko50:
600 years of Lassa fever

Henheen? Set awon sufferer

promotervickky:
OP, You forgot to post the bones

The dogs don chop them finish nah. You dont toy with such when you feed five dogs lol

Pearlyakin:
OP, i like your vibes jhur omo Oyo to the fullest

Koni baje omo iyami! Oo ni moriibu so s'enu

abdulazeez1002:
Cute dog. But your leg

Wetin do your leg nah?

EmperorMaria:
Ur leg,,,u need vaseline & tough sponge

Thanks mr. Soliu elenu. My wife like am like dat

EmperorMaria:
Ur leg,,,u need vaseline & tough sponge

If youre blind to the conditions of that environment, then I'd leave you to it - being blind

abdulazeez1002:
Cute dog. But your leg

Wetin do una for leg?

eddybongo101:
OP remember to give some to ur dog, he did a good job.

Surely did! Thanks

mytime24:
Lasa fever knocking

Lassa kor, laser ni. Omo ase.

Brachaa:
Lol..

Cute dog.

Thanks.

Vyzz:
Is this heading to FP....



We can't trust lala on this...


So OP, the killed the rabbit but didn't eat it till morning so u can see it....


The must have been trained

No it shouldn't, been lucky twice though, but that was before seun swapped my name with what i didn't want nd added the 2. He didn't know Big-T is a brand - but i forgive him.

So you can trust lalasticlala.

rowland545:
Nah d rat come resemble chicken like that?


This op must be a tiv man ....nah them day chop rat

Tiv kor, Bendel ni. Yoruba ni mi. Oyo niran mi.

OkuFaba:
until you catch Ebola latest edition, 2020 version

Eboa ko, Elabo ni. Omo ase

Brachaa:
Will you stop rubbing that thing in my face. Huh!


Please for the last time. if you've not yet eaten that rat, don't eat it. Please.

I will come and rub it in your mouth - except you are pregnant

Brachaa:
Why why why??

This is why. You can call 9 10 10

OkuFaba:
baba this na rat oo, no be bush meat

Wetin you sabi? Dey form accent for dia

Here's where the gas do the talking

Brachaa:
Jesus... Please please don't eat that thing. Someone please call 911. This thing is getting out of hand.

Please don't. We are still on lockdown because of China's careless eatime habit. Don't start another round of pandemic, ratlanders. pleeeeeeeeasss.

Kinni nwi? Please this isn't for the pregnant e joor!

Iran baba mi, ode nii se!

OkuFaba:
Did ur dog rape the rat to death?? Why him nyansh swell??
I suspect foul play

Mr. Pouchy na male. Na him scrotum

Dayoebe:
what do you intend to do with that small house Rat?

See kweshon! Which small rat?

It was about 3am when i heard Maggie yodel at the backyard, she caught mr. Pouched rat and Ginger being superior wants the kill for herself, and her pups - hence the yodel!
Then I went out and found Mr. Pouched rat lying lifeless. Murderers!

Waiting till dawn to do justice to this!
Regards to:
Maggie (Basenji)
And Ginger (Boerboel)

Didn't know which one of you girls did the good job but I suspect Maggie. Thanks all the way lol


More updates later

Maximum uptime for ll android is 2 years without a restart. My device is Infinix Note 5 Stylus. I dont think a restart is needed except you run the phone battery down or download critical system updates.


What is your maximum uptime? Let's see!

Bubu RN

Are we on AUTO FILOT?

I want to assua you that I have been PIGHTING KWARUPSHON...

Lekan nko?

You no get lawyer? How much did they tell you the Letter of Administration would cost that is exorbitant? Are they to do that for you?

Order online from stores like jumia nd co

Why are you so pained this early??

Better dint allow your nuts to burst. Don't try everything at home.

Kennydoc:
Flock

Waa shere!

Cti28:
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Birds of the same feather, flocks together.

"BIRDS OF A FEATHER FLOCKS TOGETHER."

Buhari is shocked! "This is a welcome debelovment!" he exclaimed.

Awa ree

The foresight of God's own people!

Ok