johnmartus:
Lol I'm a qualified medical doctor.

Did I insult you?
Why insult me?


And I'm an accountant.


I have spoken.

Were not through with the rona baby yet and this could ensue? kuku kee us God

johnmartus:
F**k you.

your gene, if you know the meaning.

Who will put money into our accounts to spend

COVID comes with dry cough. You have common flu.

Better still, dont panic, go and get tested

Bad news: The world is coming to an end.
Good news: We are all going to die, someday


i have spoken

This is serious. he ought to have locked everywhere down long ago.now see Rona spreading like wildfire.

This is a quarantine stuff nah. Just practice coitus interrupts or better still put on your rain coat. Minimize the knacking too, so you don't come out of isolation looking all thin and weak

If the worst come to the worst, you name the baby Coroseyi or Corodamilola


I have spoken

What is seun o?
Is it the name of a person, animal, place or thing?

And yet another chance for another thick English.

Egbon why you make fool like this? You Don fail nah.

If your student should be unable to write like this, the teacher has failed, haven't you?

Post is so long I hope it cures corona!

Bomboooooooclat

That it is Kovik one nine birus...

alfonso36:
I hardly make comments on post, But I did on this occasion....Baba you be expert, I go like be your friend

I go like be your friend too o
Nohomo

Unless the kid is an albino, somebody had been playing the game of emotional Kovik 1-9 birus.

Brunicekid:
You make a good point here, man.

Thanks boss.

alfonso36:
I hardly make comments on post, But I did on this occasion....Baba you be expert, I go like be your friend

Thanks baba mi. I hail o! How do we do with this social distancing like this o

idesylvester:
You actually spoke well, but sorry to ask ooo... Shey na u sit down fold leg so? hahhahah... na my mama tell me to ask you oooo... just kidding though

Lool. Thanks but that's not me o, I be homo sapien

alfonso36:
I hardly make comments on post, But I did on this occasion....Baba you be expert, I go like be your friend

Thanks baba mi. I hail o! How do we do with this social distancing like this o

Open a standard chartered bank account, fund with 100 naira and you'll be given 3k.

Are you "fine"?

Attach your pictures first so we'll know if you're speaking on your own personal behalf or for the "fine" in general.


I have spoken.

U for put the price

Dude is super sick.

This man again

Keziehenry:

Police will not listen to u cos they are afraid of corona.

Not me bro. Him.

Go to the police station with your phone box if you bought it new.

Tell her this, memorize it:
See (her name), I understand you're nursing a fear of the unknown about my decency, but I believe Decency is no pride! I believe you deserve a decent man like me but if you so insist that I'm going to be unfaithful because of my cleanliness, You can go and love yourself. Bye.


If you sell yourself cheap, she might see you as a weakling.
Tell her that and let's see if she would be able to look you straight in the eye ever again. Give her a little ignoring time, then flirt with her again.

You need to stand your ground or she perceive you as a weakling.


I have spoken.

I gave Ginger and Maggie a very good bath today.


Now on to my side hustle online since office is now closed cum having a family time and relationship shii .


I have spoken.

Jeweltz:
I am just meeting this guy. We've gone out two or three dates. And I have slept in his apartment just once. One thing I like about him is he's cool, calm and doesn't really talk much. It is hard for me to figure him out sometimes.

So yesterday he told me to come over to his place and spenk my holidays since we've been told to go on vacation at my work place.

Is it right to yield to his request judging that we're only just meeting

If you feel like you wish to Quarantine with him, why not Follow your heart but take your brain along.
Just meeting does not change a thing. If the quarantiner (him) is a nice person then you should honor his request and be the quarantinee ASAP.

I have seen relationships lead to marriage within a short period of courtship and I've seen hard to get girls remain in a relationship with the ring - a situation in which many times might be fueled by a counter play of hard to get by the male. I have seen a lot.

Give yourself the opportunity to learn lessons. What is the worst that can happen? You've been there before. Stay Quarantined!

I have spoken.