₦airaland Forum

Three petroleum engineers arrested.. Dangote come see engineers to employ o,since NNPC no need female engineers 😁

E sure me say na he sponsor her o You see wetin dey reject person.. The guy should be happy sef,only say he no get sense.. Wetin he go do in secret,na em he go disgrace his linage so for market square..

oluwaseyi0:
I still refuse to believe it's the bullet that hit Trump

Na you bite am for ear,no be bullet

Racoon:
This act of Governor Ododo - the current Kogi State governor is tantamount to abuse of constitutional immunity and treasonable offense in using his office to obstruct the administration of criminal justice on a case involving his predecessor. So much lawlessness and impunity in Nigeria

Dey speak English there.. You think the president can’t call him to order,if actually they want Bello arrested ,right? Dey play

They are arranging something,while efcc is just acting movie.. He will soon go to efcc for plead bargain.. No be Nigeria again? You go just speak English tire

And they started another coaster biscuit high way.. Just looking for possible opportunities to loot.. Half of the money for that project go dey inside people pocket,so how will the project be completed?

Ukafor:
Here in nairaland, people keep saying sleeping with a married woman will distroy a guys destiny and the theory that another man will sleep with your wife but i have never hear the same about ladies that sleep with a married man which is more rampant or mayb it a ladies' world as u may put it, same as rape, when have u see a lady standing trials for rape or will u say ladies don't rape

This is why I always think that any wife who fights her husband from hanging out with side chicks all the time,was once a side chick,directly or indirectly..What goes around,op does what? Lakaka!

On a more serious note.. You don’t need to sleep with someone’s partner,before they sleep with yours these days.. The world no get conscience again.. All thanks to the western world and social media.. TikTok(bad advice from finished people) ,Facebook (for connection and secret relationships) and WhatsApp (private chats that will be can always be deleted after 24hrs) These three sites en.. Lakaka

He no go ever eat pepper soup again after this his experience

yarimo:
This is very unfortunate . Meanwhile op are you the one in the picture everything is full oo chaii

I read “his car” in the write up.. That person near the car be like man for your eyes? You don still go use your Apc Brain there.. Yari moi moi

spiceadole:
He is thanking a partial God for sparing his father's life but another (younger) man was killed in the process.

Such is life

Na you he for thank before? That is the hazard of the guy’s job as a security officer.. He signed up for it,Sabinus or his dad didn’t force him.. Rip to him though..

You no get sense

Them grant am bail 200k Person wen don already enter gbese ? Make una Kuku turn her to money.. na her family go suffer this her wrong decisions like this.. The hustle no easy,but person still gat dey hustle with sense..

New car for the Benz owner .. And he or she was lucky not to be inside the vehicle when the truck hit am

ariesbull:
stop painting all Nigerians' bad...if your family and father are bad not all Nigerian we still have decent Nigerians

NO MIND THE THIEF . He thinks every nigerian is like him and those that brought him up...

When a thief is in position,he will want fellow thives around him.. I think thats what's playing out here.. Almost everyone in his cabinet has got one or more alligation of corruption...

Ttalk:
I pity Obidients people. This must be the worst period of their lives, from one bad news to the other

You are just displaying your stupidity.. All obi followers wanted was a good working country,and I don’t think they were asking for too much.. And now that what you supporting is ruining the nation with hardship and bad policies,you think it’s only obi supporters that are feeling it ,right? Thats where you need to ask yourself if you have sense or not.. Good night

Samesame247:
Title of the song and artist?

Left Side-I Love Breast..

Person gat renovate her shop where she dey get paid nau...

E get this song that year wen dey make me burst laugh anytime I hear am..

Intro:]
It's jus a breast ting
It's jus a breast ting
Leftside love di breast ting
Yea...
Leftside love di breast ting
It's all about di breast ting
Syon Love di breast ting

[Chorus:]
I love breast
I love breeeaaast
Everyday of my life I love breast
When I wake up in di morning
My mouth is on the breast
Everyday of my life I love breast

[Verse 1:]
Mi seh mi love breast Straight
Suck breast straight
Squeeze nipple straight
Hickey di titty straight
Di time mus cold cause da gal deh nipple straight
If a boy nuh like breast yuh know da boy deh nuh straight
Mi have a rasta empress weh mi call highly breast
Buss off di brassiere cause she did a hide di breast
Rub it down like mi did a olive oil di breast
Mi nuh business if she use money buy di breast
Is a breast ting
Yuh know weh mi mean
Da gal deh have di breast one I've ever seen
Lick di titty like a silicon ice-cream
Sneeze girl (ah-choo) breast you

[Chorus:]
I love breast
I love breeeaaast
Everyday of my life I love breast
When I wake up in di morning
My mouth is on the breast
Everyday of my life I love breast

[Verse 2:]
Mi seh mi love breast Straight
Suck breast straight
Squeeze nipple straight
Hickey di titty straight
Di time mus cold cause da gal deh nipple straight
If a boy nuh like breast yuh know da boy deh nuh straight

Di titty tough up mi buddy [x8]
Hahaha...

Price of everything,not just fridge.. Even price of bag of “pure water”

I like what op said.. If she go bring contract or connection when go make me billions of dollars or even naira,no worries about past. Atleast the billions will make up for her stupid lifestyle before marriage..

The one when dey vex me pass na when she invite her exes to her wedding,to come eat and drink on-top the groom money .. That’s after them don nack like 20 years comot the bride pussy already o,all in the name of dating/whucup.. They will just be smiling and pitying the groom..

Balablue64:
But she was creamy when he was doing it right, meaning she enjoyed it too so the Matter should die.

Maybe when it happens to your daughter too someday,you will say this same nonsense.. Ozuor!

Tell her say relationship is not all about sex.. Na two hours she want make you dey last? Abi you wan dey compete with her ex when dey use drugs ? You will just finish your kidney and when you are down with health issues,she go move on.. But try dey drink water well.. Avoid sugar and embrace eating fruits.. Focus more on tiger nuts eating and water melon .. Eat the water melon with the seed o.. If you can add press ups or push ups. Kergel too is very good. 50 morning and 50evening .. You can start with 10 and grow to 50 or more .... She wen dey complain,put her for work too.. Bring in cowgirl and reverse cowgirl style.. That way you won’t cum quick and she will be the one doing most of the work during the do.. I for give you premium tips ,but children full here.. make them no go use tips dey collect people wives and scatter relationships

Na she and the man kill the late husband.. It’s obvious ..

The man should not be too happy cux someone might still propose to her again on his funeral. What goes around,does what?

This guy and Reno na brothers in stupidity,even though they are making money via engagement

mmadu5:
fuccck u and all the security agencies you mentioned.. where are they when people are being killed on daily ,? where are they when people are being kidnapped and shot after taking ransom... where are they when herdsmen are invading people lands and killing land owners. again fuccck u and all them security people...


ass licking mother fucccker tinubu should be taken out either one way or another. we are talking about one old frill man here. is he a super human being ? lets take him out

There was one guy who said that same thing you said when Buhari was the president. I think he was a pharmacist or so.. The guy spend years for jail o.DSS no dey use that kind comment joke o.. You should understand that Nigerians no be people when them dey fight for o.. Your goal should be on how to make so much money,so that you can buy fuel at any price them put it,without stress. Dey use sense comment or contribute to political issues o..

If we have this in Nigeria,police go dey toy owner and car together be that..

RollinTNDA:
The only way Joe Biden will win
1. If he join A.P.C
2. If he gives MC Oluomo and boys free Visa

And make Yakubu their inec chairman

What if the anty na person wife? Or the anty come go fall in love with the gbola when she collect? Na question I just dey ask..

Fear his/her return

mmadu5:
this is the first sign of a Gay guy

Na lie.. When I dey uni I dey keep nails.. I just love seeing them neat and long..It has no connection with being gay.. People that hate guys keeping long neat nails are the nails eaters. And the hatred is out of jealousy,unto say their own no dey gree long..

This one wear pant na.. Some Jen z married women dey wear this rag and won’t still put on pant inside .. Them go dey use am waka without shame ,some go form say na workout them dey do..

shortgun:
Many times ex lovers will always have access to simple men's wives body.
How will you allow your wife attend a wedding without preparing food for you, this clearly shows the man was a simple understanding man

(How will you allow your wife attend a wedding without preparing food for you, this clearly shows the man was a simple understanding man) Some mumu men calls this act trusting and understanding your wife

geewean:
This is was clearly an avoidable problem.

Why would you not be contented with the woman God has given you.If she doesn't look to your taste.Just pray and work hard to have money.Invest it on her body and see if she won't give you the shape you want.

This issue of married people with their ex lover often amaze me.

The day you break up with me that's the end of us talking in this life.Even if we cross path na very high casual hi I will tell you.


Your number ooo,social media account and other I will effectively block you on all of them.I can accept those temptations at all ooooo.

Any woman I get married to I must vet her relationship with her ex.If it remains unattended to then you will cry.


I wonder what she will tell her maker what brought her there? The man will go to prison for an offense that indomie and egg would have sorted out with a single girl.

Indiscipline all blamed on the weather is what is affecting many men.Not pucci you must smash that isn't why you are alive.

Any woman you get married to must vet wetin? Will you even know when she goes behind you? Just pray for a woman that fears God.. Atleast she trying not to sin against God will be her guide.. But say na because of your rules and reg she no go cheat,Oga forget that play..