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8. when your parents promise you money just to run errands. even if its to get shekau alive, you ll gladly do so

7. when you spend d moni u said u wouldn't touch

6.you love him but he is broke

5.remember growing up and they told u not to pick money on the floor or you ll turn to yam. thank God we r still alive

4. shout out to our mothers who help us to save the money which automatically turns to soup moni

3. when someone is owing you money and travels.
me: you think you can just disappear like dat

2.we all have a particular uncle who always give us money when they visit. he offers you money, you pretend like you don't need it and reject it. here's where the politeness will lead u

1. A friend of yours is owing you and the next time you guys see, he's rocking the latest designers

If you think life is hard for you,think about eden
hazard,He plays with
Morata at club level and Lukaku at internationals.

Costa right now. goal.com no go kil me

jamariwolf2:
Give me all that weed and till ma last day on earth, imma be forever happy.

you ll make a good wife

new word : morata- meaning some kind of idiot other idiots thinks is a good striker
.. if am conte, I will arrest morata and deport him to libya

what type of treachery is this

Thibaut courtois have mercy pls

kill the habit of coming here to read comments without even reading the OP write up

lexy2014:
I beg oh, which medical profession specializes in seeing dicks?

dickriology

i love dis!!!pls I ll like to marry dis girl once this fuel scarcity reduce. cos I need transport go nassarawa to find her...

wow..but wait op, Re we to start frying cos Christians visited buhari??

I only understood the last part...but u see that code part E-500 and co.. I just weak.

Martin0:
I nor trust these Rv sis ooo

Maybe for their boyfriends or even their families

I know these Rv sis very well and I know how dey play their games

lol

av u bin a rev sis before?

oga op self, u sound frustrated and like if u v got family problems. i know u want us to believe that you purposely wrote referendum and election as dos shit der. i aint ipob but My advice to u as a fellow nairalander is that u should start now it's early to look fr ur English teachers since PRI to university, dey have done more harm than good to u in dis country.

internationalman:
The same way I was surprised to receive a call from my long time enemy yesterday...

Davido and Wizkid's beef be dey learn for where our own dey....He's sitting across to me, all smiling at me as I type this message.

lol. u n ur enemy beef na ogbonge beef, nothing concern us at all. anyway let the brotherly love continue..I know by dis time next yr, they don beef 20 times for media. keep d good music coming uncle

let the brotherly love continue..
I know by dis time next yr, they don beef 20 times for media. keep d good music coming uncles!

NwaChibuzor909:
Shout out to all Eiye members in the house for carrying out this successful kill.

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oboyy!!!

j can relate to that sitting next to crush and ur mum touches u just to ask u are u with offering with 20naira on her hand

thank God for u oo..but wait o so kirikiri dey do kirikiri fame talent hunt?

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