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Akay’ real names Akinola Olumuyiwa Oshodi from Nigeria is set to release a new single after his ground breaking single ‘Loving You’ released last year which won the hearts of many around Africa.
The young music artiste has been doing a lot of shows late last year/early this year,having also won the fashion and music entertainment concert ‘FAME 2014 ‘held at the prestigious oriental hotel lagos Nigeria,which had uti,Samklef,dj jimmy jatt,maria(beat fm)and many others in attendance,also having the opportunity to share same stage with ‘Burna boy’ twice that same month at different events.
The title of the new single and date of release is not yet known but should drop anytime soon and fans should expect something exciting.
Akay yet again teams up with super producer ‘Patrick Mathias’ a.k.a ‘Password’ for another ground breaking hit.
Password- a producer known to have written and co-produced Davido’s hit single ‘Gobe’,and also has worked and written for acts like Darey Art Alade,General pype,Praize(Mercy),and Godfrey(current project fame winner).
“I am very excited about this new single,it’s been a lot of work and time”
It would be recalled that Akay was also billed to perform at the 2014 AFRIMA music Village in collaboration with the African Union alongside other African acts last year.

If you haven't heard his previous single...damn you should here 'loving you'. m.iroking.com/track/14423/loving-you

Still tryna figure this out though.

Why do I think as well as few other people who have also watched the much anticipated 'Godwin' video by this young talented act 'korede Bello' looks gay as well as suggests it as well.
I want to believe some moves by donjazzy and korede bello were meant to be a dance step created by them,but it all turned out to be so gay,I remember korede bello defending his wink in the dorobucci video when people said it looked gay,he defended himself by saying,something went into his eyes,but what does he have to say in this new Godwin video where he winked again severally?.
But in all,I commend Donjazzy for always supporting his acts,no matter what it takes.

Lagos is the most cosmopolitan state in the
federation but the social fabric that drives the urbane
culture of the state originates from the activities at
the Victoria Island, Ikoyi/Lekki axis. Homosexuality is
openly frowned upon by most members of the
Nigerian society because we claim its alien to our
culture and beliefs; in fact during the recent debate
on gay rights; speaker after speaker, writer after
writer all openly criticized the act. But how genuine
were these criticisms?
In our usual tradition of in-depth reporting on issues
that other publications will prefer not to deal with, we
present to you the fast growing homosexual culture
that is spreading like wildfire in the city of Lagos and
the Island axis, to be precise.
Right now, the orientation of the average boy on the
island has been infected with the fact that
homosexuality is the fastest way of joining the super
elite club of big boys, they easily pin point to wealthy
Nigerians who are doing very well in business as a
result of their hidden sexual preference. Considering
the fact that the economy is in turmoil you needn’t
preach hard before you find a willing interest, of
course there are other reasons for joining the club of
rich gay boys but the money is the underlining factor.
Unlike before when most gays were considered to be
men who are old enough to marry, but are not
married or those who are effeminate in nature, the
scenario has since changed, in fact in the various gay
clique on the island you have to be married or at
least be in a “serious” relationship with a lady and
this should be public. That way all eyes are not on
you, in-fact those neck-deep in these sordid acts are
husbands, professionals, reputable bankers,
celebrated style icons and men we all look up to as
dashing and upwardly mobile.
Due to the fact that most Nigerian women won’t
divorce their husband even if he is gay so long as he
is rich and spending it, this has encouraged the
trend, a case in point is that of the young silver spoon
banker who hails from one of the most prominent
Yoruba family in the South-West axis of the country,
he is married to the equally stunning light-skinned
young lady from another prominent family and yet
his sexuality is an open secret amongst all his staff.
He is believed to be dating one of the top bankers at
his bank where he presides over, in fact the word on
the street is that even if he was on bed with his wife
and he got a call from his co-banker lover demanding
to see him, he will jump out of bed to make his way
to their rendezvous.
Of course the wife is in the know of his sexuality and
his banker lover but she chooses to look the other
way because if she leaves his house other stunning
beauties will be queuing up to take over her position,
thus this very quiet beauty decides to suffer in
silence.
Like in most western countries where you have gay-
friendly clubs and hotels, now we have clubs on the
Island that are perceived to be gay-friendly. Caliante
is one of them and has remained hugely popular with
the super-rich gay crowd, Movida is also one that has
become the darling of most bisexual clients as same
sex openly cavort each other with no shame.
These are undisputable facts as our source is a bona-
fide member of the Island happening clique and has
even vowed that if prompted, names, events, exact
time and much more scandalous info will follow. He
stated that he was present in Caliante that two of the
most prominent male models in the fashion world
were practically kissing themselves The most
intriguing aspect of it all is that everyone looks away
like it is some scene in SOHO West London, it is even
at the clubs and posh hangouts that the fastest
initiation takes place drinking of champagne in clubs
have come to be a lifestyle that most Lagos boys
desire. They will do anything to be with the
happening crowd who spend and pop champagne
like mad, when a gay predator calls for bottles of
exotic champagne on his table, that table becomes
the definition of the night. Everyone begins to filter in
with their glasses to join the fun and little by little
they get blown away by the impeccable lifestyle of the
spender and before the end of the night one will be
hearing questions and comments like: dude, what’s
happening? I’m roasting here, your boy is available
for anything; or men, I really need a lifeline, I’m down
and low on funds, ‘ja mi si jo'; the list is endless.
At this point the sexual predators now start the
induction process, the fastest criteria that get you
into this unholy alliance is the size of your manhood,
there’s so much emphasis on this because MouthAction is
their first bus-stop.
However, the newest trend on the Island at the
moment is the predominantly bisexual themed orgy
parties, after hours of soaking themselves in
champagne and drug taking by most of them a coded
invitation is sent out to all present that an orgy is
rounding up the activity for the night, but the orgy
party for the benefit of those clueless wannabes is
just a pre-viewing party to see the dick size of all
invitees, then it takes off from there.
These parties take place in private luxury houses,
hotel suites or private guest houses, so widespread
has this habit become that on a good weekend you
have an average of 15 orgy grooves on the Island,
there’s no doubt that prosperity is the attraction
wanting to be with the IT crowd and to be accepted
into the VVIP club. Most of the torch bearers of the
homo sexual acts on the Island were schooled
abroad and come from stupendously wealthy homes
and habits inculcated abroad while schooled abroad
never leaves you, rather they tone it down when back
to the country.
The average boy or young man wants to be seen with
them and also needs their connection for upgrading,
so recruitment is very easy for those with the means,
boys are dating boys at an alarming rate on the
Island and its heading to a point of no return but
most gays in Nigeria will always be closet
homosexuals because of our hypocritical attitude to
the act.
Homosexuality on the Island is just beginning on our
discussion table; more scandalous but highly
authentic illustrations will follow.

Looool @adeekiti

6a.m in the morning(office opens afresh for staffs on morning shift).

Staff 1: walks into office and puts on switch for a particular district.

Staff 2: *runs towards switch and puts it off quickly* ah ah!...you no hear?,oga say make we no on light for them oh,say make we suffer dem small.

Staff 1: ah ah why?.

Staff 2: you be new comer for hia?,you no know as we dey do am before.

Staff 3: as some areas no dey gree bribe us again na plus oga get other reasons,be like say na instruction from federal government,he say make we dey play with th light,on and off,on and off so dem go frustrate.

Staff 2: he don even tell us how we go dey do am now,watch me! *moves towards power switch,puts on the tv also at the office to be sure a popular telemundo programme and football league was presently on*

*towards the climax of the telemundo and football matches as well,he switches it off and runs towards the window to hear the exclamation of the crowd affected by it*

* a loud crowd exclamation 'aaaaaaaaawwwwww' is heard*

*all staffs laughing hard*

Staff 2: oga say make we make sure say e pain dem,why?,me no know,and I no fit ask am,na instruction,people no wan dey bribe us again sef.

Staff 3: oga even talk say,few days to when we wan carry ladder go to cut light,say make we give dem small light so we go fit do our work well.

*boss walks in*

Phcn district chairman: *without greeting*,hope you have put of their lights?

Staff 2: yessir.

Phcn district boss: good!... *enters office and shuts door*

I always ask myself when exactly is the right time to teach your kids about sex education,most parents shy away from it or never even make it a topic to their kids,but I feel its even more dangerous not to do so because,they will learn about it somewhere else.
I remember my mum back then,just a day to when we were supposed to leave for the secondary boarding school,she brought up the topic,especially warning us on homosexualism,she said "don't put your peepee into any girls front oh(describing),and also,if any boy wants to put their peepee inside your bumbum,run away and report",I remember feeling so embarrassed and timid even listening to her say all that to me....gosh!.
But its the best way to go about it,so I feel the best time is at an earlier age. Bless you all!...goodnight!.

Looool...haba,e no go long enter december na,dat one na die oh,bt wish u same sha cos nigeria is unpredictable@pinkylilly.

. Its no news now that our Hero 'president Jonathan' is not bothered by the lingering artificial fuel scarcity(cos that's what it is),the president is not moved a bit,he is more concerned about replacing the treasury before may 29th.
He is obviously in aso rock enjoying 24 hour power supply inside his chilled fully air conditioned villa watching the masses cry on various media plattforms. I just love this man,he has made us all proud.
Thankful to God he didn't win this election again,nigerians would have been dropping dead on the road due to the whole messy situation and much more. Don't you just love Nigeria?...wooooooaaaaah!!!!.

Looool!

Looooool guyz...it's unfortunate though!....gtbank closes by 1pm as from today due to the hike in fuel prices.

Jonathan is making sure Buhari starts on a clean sheet, no fuel, no light, no security, no foreign reserve.

Looooool....so its funny how the petroleum minister who is known for her corrupt practices went to abdusallam(rtd) to beg him to allow her see Buhari,probably to beg him not to arrest her when he is sworn in,but all attempts failed.
Now we hear she was on same flight with Buhari(british airways) to London,probably to show him where she has hidden all our money she stole....lol.
Truth is,she was suppose to travel few days before him to come back and address the nation on the current state of petroleum scarcity in the country,but when she heard Buhari was also travelling to london,we hear she immeditely pleaded and if possible payed the ticket sales manager at british airways to book her for same flight with buhari which was earlier than her previously planned date.
Buhari we hear was on british airways first class 2k and she was also on the british airways first class 3k which is a seat directly behind him,all efforts to spark up a conversation with the president elect Gen Buhari(rtd) entered gobe as buhari only nodded his head,the woman is indeed in trouble.
Come to think of it,if she has been flying commercial planes initially,she wouldn't have had to pay 10billion naira as reported to be what she spends on plane maintenance,she never flew commercial planes through her days in office but for her desperation to talk to buhari.
Let me tell you Diezani,even if you agree to give buhari free sex,he won't collect,he has a beautiful wife,you must face the LAW!,wicked woman. Mscheeeew!.

All seated in a meeting at aso villa except for petroleum minister who is on her way.

Pres. Jonathan: my honorable ministers,there is a huge problem.

Ngozi okonjo: your excellency,what is it?

Pres.jonathan: you know am still shocked that I lost this election and even more bothered that we have used up all the money in the treasury and foreign reserves,we are even owing,I was hoping I will win again to quickly cover up all these mess.

Minister for power: *smiles*

Pres.jonathan: we have borrowed so much,and yet we lost,I don't know...*places hand on chin*

Ngozi okonjo: so what do we do now your excellency?.

Pres.jonathan: I don't know,you are the finance minister and that's why I called you here,though the petroleum minister has suggested something but let her arrive 1st.

*few minutes later,petroleum minister arrives,walking in majestically as usual*

Madueke: your excellency,I greet you,my honorable minister of finance and minister of power,I greet you too.

Pres. Jonathan: you are a bit late diezani...

Madueke: *smiles*

Ngozi okonjo: *reigning praises on madueke* the honorable minister of petroleum,the untouchable minister,the one who rules,the great wonder woman,the untoooouchable.

*all laughs so hard*

Madueke: that is what happens when the president is your friend *smiles*

Pres. Jonathan: *sits up*,okay diezani 1,tell us your plans,we need to replace the foreign reserve we have spent before that buhari is sworn in,he is a tiger,we all know we are a bit scared of him.

Madueke: simple!,we increase the price of fuel by creating an artificial scarcity your excellency like I told you before,that's the only option,we would recover the money before may 29th,I am assured of that,because I am not even ready to surrender my money back though,I can't suffer again...no way!,what I have stolen is mine,for my children and generations yet unborn,I won't go penniless for anybody your excellency,am sure we all too don't want to,so that is the best suggestion,it will work.

*all laughs hard*

Minister for power : *still silent,wondering why he is summoned to the meeting*

Ngozi okonjo: but what about the cost nigerians will have to bare?

Madueke: forget nigerians,its not about them but about us,we have to make sure we replace the reserves okonjo.

Pres.jonathan: that's the fact,the least of my problems are the masses now,afterall the idiots were screaming change even more than the originators of the slogan,I care less,they are the tools we will use to make this plan successful,I agree we used the money,but they will pay it back for us. Some may die, a lot will suffer,but it is a sacrifice I am willing to pay *angry face*

Minister for power: so what is my contribution here your excellency?

Pres. Jonathan: good question,good!,you will now go and make sure the light is so unstable so that as we increase fuel price,there will be more sales,I don't know how u will do the magic,but you are minister for power,that's why I appointed you in the 1st place,make sure there is virtually no light in this country till we reach our target.

Min. For power: but the....

Pres.jonathan :no buts!...*shouting*

Okonjo: your excellency,I have never seen you so angry...

Pres. Jonathan: why won't I,you want to go to jail?,the treasury is as empty as God knows what,nigerians failed me in this election,still can't believe it.

Madueke: so that is it sir,I need to be on my way your excellency to start calling major oil distributors,they know how we do it,they have been doing it for me,this one won't be an exception.

Okonjo: *reigns praises once again* the untouchable minister,madueke 1,ah ah.

Madueke: that's me, stands up and walks out majestically once again *showing so much pride*

Pres jonathan: thankyou all,I am done,need to sort out some transition documents for that tiger.

Okonjo: buhari you mean sir?.

Pres. Jonathan : who else okonjo? *laughs*

*all laughs*

*few mins later outside the villa*

*Okonjo approaches madueke*

Okonjo: you are indeed great,the untouchable,you create so much confusion when you need to and yet get away,you are really untouchable.

Madueke: that's what happens when you have the president's head under your armpit,he will always be on my side,who can touch me?...if jonathan be for me,who can be against me *burst into laughter*

Okonjo: *laughs hard*

*both enter individual convoys and takes off*

What has gone wrong with phcn?...they have suddenly declined in their services,and this has been observed since president Jonathan's recent loss,am just saying though.
Haven't had light since he lost oooooooooh,I just don't get this whole mess.

Why do girls like begging for credit?,it has become a habbit,even boys now do it..why??..whyyyy.

Hey guys,came across this song and its amazing,talks about the typical african girl/woman,especially naija...lmao!,we men dey try sha,its a nice one sha, naija girls...listen here oh http://m.iroking.com/track/14423/loving-you