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hensben:
Ake is not English. You need English players in your team if you don't want the wrath of Ref in a game. Sir Alex used this strategy to dorminate English league.

Ah.

No offence bro.

But is this why they call you Hen's brain? Because I dey confuse here o.

Once again, No offence.

Bend the knee

diggz:
Why are you being a gentleman and economical with the truth sir?

mAgad United played dirty like the shyttie scumwats they are. No life,flair,spark,brilliance etc..they served us pure shyte all night. It was only madrid that gave us something to look forward to.

United played shïìt in the 1st half yesterday. No doubt.

But the 2nd half was impressive from them especially with the introduction of Rashford and Fellaini.

Griffon:
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afrodoc2:
Guy you posted that at about 4 a.m Naija time which is about 12 noon local time for me. You know say i get work sha?

As per the match i don't know why any United fan should be ashamed losing 2-1 to the best team in the world. The only team ever to retain the Champions League. It is not like we lost a final/cup to Arsenal is it?

Lol. So sorry for the time error. I don forget sey most of una na Obodo Oyinbo guys. Skipped my mind.

You people should bee really ashamed, unless if you don't want to be sincere with yourselves. Madrid played like they were playing Hercules FC in Liga B.

They controlled the game, that you needed a 19 Year old boy named Rashidi and want away Fellaini to pull strings.

And as the way I am seeing it, Matic cannot free Pogba, Only Khalesi of GOT can free that nigggāā. Because even with the free role Pogba played yesterday, he was still playing like he was in chains.

But overall and be sincere, the introduction of Rashidi brought life into you guys and everyone was impressed. That 1st half should be termed an error. Only the woodwork and the wonderful goal keeper made the scoreline look respectable.

Nihilstjnr:
Lukaku scored

Rashford did not

Morata did not

As far as I'm concerned, Lukaku did his job as a striker...which is put the ball in the net.

Morata has yet to do that for us.

Don't set yourself up to be burnt my G.

Morata played how many minutes with a man down?

Apart from the goal which was useless anyways, what did Lukaku do?

He even had a clearer chance to score than Morata and still missed.

If he had scored his initial chance, United could have gotten the equalizer. Ain't saying United didn't play anything, but Lukaku was not better than Morata who is yet to begin any competitive match for Chelsea.

And which one is setting myself to be burnt?

Its just a damn Forum.

eph12:
Rashford had one job to do not long after he came in, release the ball to Lukaku that was free on goal. He didn't and that chance was lost. Rashford had a one on one and not some sudden rebound but he couldn't bury it. Your idea of an attacker is one taking on defenders with no end product? Or someone put through on goal and chose to shift the ball to his weaker foot when he could have done better? Mehn Morata really fit you guys.

Morata had one clean opportunity and couldn't bury. He wasn't under any pressure from any defender. And it was his official debut dammit!!!

Okay.

eph12:
Lukaku didn't flop. He was left to feed off scraps and he managed a goal from that.

He was left to feed off scrap but Rashford that came in like the 70th minute had more impact than him.

And they provided Morata with a lot of chances that he couldn't score just one.


Lol, Wehdone sir.

My baby and I someday.

I Love Couples that have loved themselves from a very younger age.

They always show that no matter the obstacle, Love always win.

Good morning, nairalanders

I can see the Dr viewing the page.

He sneaked into the room so that no one would wake up. Sorry Doc, you just put on the TV with Volume at 100% and I am not a heavy sleeper.

Oya watch everything we said Yesterday night.

Cc Afrodoc

By the way, United really impressed me yesterday.

Flops were just Lukaku and a little bit of Pogba. That Rashford is a baller, and United will bully teams in the EPL this season.

Madrid is a füūcking Magician.

Madrid struck and there is peace.

The way this United fans nicknamed scummies left this thread is amazing.

No trolls, No shouts, No insults, No name calling and cyber bullying in like the 1st time in 3 months. Just football argument and learning.

More grease to Madrid's Elbow.

airmark:
Nobody was rolling. Matic fell on his chest, due to isco hitting him as he moved to receive the wall pass from bale.
Apari, below is your whoscored.com rating matic as the best midfielder for man utd. He was joint best performer on man utd side.
Modric really felt his presence. Matic upped his game and i can see him returning to his heyday, if he keeps on working hard.

Wish you would talk about Morata like this and spare one of the best striker in the World some time.

Airmark hold your peace.

Even if Morata misses chances, he is always available for the passes, that's why he misses them.

He can work on it. Conte will help him out. I know that.

When Hazard returns, his role will be well defined.

Lets hope Morata comes good.

He is no Costa, he can't bully off defenders but he will have a strong attribute that will be used against defenders.

Matic controlled the midfield today.

Though Madrid didn't play with real urgency, but Matic tried today.

Maybe this was what he needed to get back to form. A Move away from the bridge.

If he keeps this form, he will punish teams in the EPL.

airmark:
Lukaku wasn't my choice for chelse and no excuse for that miss. That ball fell to his weaker foot unlike morata that ballooned the ball to manchester with his right foot against arsenal.

Manchester have themselves to blame for missing begging chances. One of the reasons some of us never wanted morata.
He is master of misses.


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1stly, Madrid played with United as if they were playing with fūūcking Getafe or Osasuna. Madrid played with no urgency. Maybe they are conserving their energy against Barcelona.

United started pressing when Rashford came on and Bale hit the bar. Before then, United were shiìīt. The only chance they had was the one Lukaku balloned over.

Forget weaker foot or strong foot, Lukaku was in a better position to score than Morata. The ball that was given to him was at a tight angle and he needed a lunge before his leg could make the contact.

Lukaku was facing the goalie just in his front. Not from any tight angle. It was a terrible miss and a terrible miss! Simple as that.


Morata or Lukaku were not my 1st choice if Strikers. You know both of us were Team Belloti, but I have to support Morata now. He has not even played a full 90 minutes of football, and we are already getting angry with him.

He is our striker now and he needs our support. There is no one that doesn't miss chance. Benzema missed a chance today to put Madrid to 3 goals, did he get murdered for it? No!

Airmark, please free Morata and support him.

Rashford had more impact in 20 minutes than Lukaku had in 90 Minutes.

If it was Morata that lost that chance that Lukaku ballooned over the bar, we would have not slept on this thread.

But my brothers here won't call a spade a spade. They will use the goal to judge Lukaku when he actually played absolutely rubbish.

But I won't talk than this, so that they won't come for my head and start their cyber bullying.

airmark:
But it's better than typing stvpid opinions. Any true fan with football knowledge, will be concerned. If we offer morata back to madrid now, they won't buy him more than 20m.

You don't have any choice than to support Morata now.

timbros:
This image of our team sheet yesterday suggest that Morata was poised to start the match but was replaced by Pedro at the last minute.

The question is, why the last minute change?

And na the Pedro come chop red card!

It was a typographical error.

Check the name on the Sub bench. You will see something similar to Morata.

I just have a problem with Morata. Disturb those defenders and don't drift wide. I am not saying marry them like Batsuya would, but disturb them.

I was team Belloti but I am now team Morata.

He is the best in the league.

2 Champions league medal, multiple league medals, top striker for Spain in the last Euros.

He is the best in the league.

BlueAngel444:
Yes Oscar was better

Dont let Ibime see this. Please.

On the contrary, I have a mail for you, Ibime.

Ibime:
All our recent losses were to teams playing 3-4-3. Spurs, Palace and Arsenal twice.

So 3-4-3 is still winning. Nothing like ditch 3-4-3. We just need better players.

I would rather switch to watching badminton than entertain any thought of David Luiz playing in 2 man defence this season.

Like 3-5-2 would still do the magic na.

We just need wingbacks and a CMF.

Fabregas is not the answer to the question in that midfield.

And Bakayoko.? I have my reservations on him.

So we need an answer to the midfield woes.

Or what do you think?

airmark:
Another problem invited. No way bro. I believe this loss will make conte and board do the needful. We should dash atl. madrid, costa and take gameiro.

Is Gameiro not over 30 Years?

Bad market, Airmark o.

^^^^

Just grow up, that's all.

I don't need to be bring your dad and mum into the talks.

They have taught you, they have done their part.

Now put it into use and grow up.

NB: There is wide difference between trolling and stupidity.

airmark:
When batshuayi was scoring in preseason, i wasn't convinced as i saw many holes in his game. I knew in competitive matches, he would find it difficult, cos it will be a different ball game. For now costa hasn't been replaced and it's sickening. I won't be surprised if we buy another striker.

Epl now will be more competitive, any slip, other teams will cash in. That's why the 'morata needs time' mantra should not fly abeg, abrahamovic only bought wrist watches for those that won epl last season. Morata's time starts now, he is not a 20m signing like baba rahman.

Lets forget 1st touch.

Costa is irreplaceable in our team for now.

Chaii. There is a way we can manage his problematic/anger issues though, but I think matters have gone from bad to worse since.

Costa's place in the team was vacant today.

Holding Moreal and Mr Kola at the back for Arsenal today and we couldn't score 3 is a scare. A real scare.

Even Fabregas was blunt. There was nobody to make those Costa's run for his passes. We can conclude that he was virtually useless on the pitch today, because he wasn't adding anything defensively.

That match tire me. We need an upgrade for Willian.

And I pray Conte ditch that 3-4-3 and get Sandro. Alonso was playing like someone high on Coda. Very pathetic.

There is a reason why Conte wanted to win this match. Its was a chance to boost confidence after the Bayern and Inter Loss.

dopeJemi:
the world would have been a better place right now if your Dad's withdrawal game was strong, I probably won't have to be schooling a grade A idiot

you don't have to leave the front door of your pathetic mud house to know the meaning of "bit.ch" and "ass.hole"

bit.ch = a female dog

ass.hole= the thing that should be dropping what has been falling from your mouth for the past two hours

thank me later bit.ch

It takes an idiot to know one.

You are just a moniker. Maybe you are even a spam bot. You don't exist. You never did.

Now let me read comments of monikers that are talking about football, 'Mr Long may your woes continue.'

Arindin.

I said in 2014, that in the next 5 years, we should win the league 3 times. 2015 we became Champions, 2017 we became champions. That 2 in 3 Years.

Tell me I am not on point?

But some nonentity wey never leave the shores of 9ja dey form black american language just to belong.

B.i.tch, azz.hole, all those wanna be languages don't affect a confirm Yoruba boy.

I have a lot pressing issues at hand.

But wait o, Monreal played at the centre of a 3 man defense and we couldn't break them down?

And you lots think we will survive this scare?

I pray we do.

sinizia:
Well, I think people see things differently, or maybe because I'm not a Chelsea fan I wouldn't see it the way you're seeing it. To me, I don't see it as a generational curse kinda thing but more like a normal football bants, though I'm likely to agree I'd be annoyed if I was a Chelsea fan on this scenario.

When we lost 3-0 to you guys, I was in a foul mood and I decided to hide offline to avoid replying trolling from rivals in a caustic manner, so on that day, every trolling seemed very annoying to me, even when a Chelsea fan copied the signature move of DopeJemi's "long may your woes" it irked me. So I agree I may not find it funny depending on my mood, but I'll never take it to the extent of thinking it's a generational curse. At the end of the day, it's all bants for me. Nothing more.

Boss, I respect you jare. Though I didn't say its a generational curse, but you still make sense.

Now back to the Match today?

Can we beg Costa?

Can Costa still play for us.?

Nihilist, Ibime, Griffon, Airmark, FBS, Nateevs, Bigkesh?

I am not taking this personal, but those curses just don't make sense again.

If you insult my club, you are insulting me indirectly. That's how it has been with real football fans.

The same thing applies to curses.

Maybe because I don't really go to rivals' thread to post, I don't see any sense in it.

When we lose, come to the thread and throw bants. Don't curse my team especially if it has been going down for like years.

As we are growing, some things should not just be part of us again.

If you don't get me, then no problem.

sinizia:
You're getting emotional about this. He's not cursing the generations of anyone; it's just footie bants. What he typed is just like wishing Chelsea keeps losing matches same thing Chelsea fans wishes on their rivals.

It's like when you see rival fans, of which Chelsea fans are among, on this board partying on United thread when we lose. It's like when you read comments wishing we'd lose the Europa League final, or comments saying how they dislike United and want them relegated, etc. Rival fans are guilty of this, it's football bants. It has nothing to do with anyone's generation.

Don't get worked up over it.

Its not bants again, boss.

I have been reading the same nonsense for like 3-4 Years now.

Doesn't really make sense again.

We are growing and we should also be developing.

Check the history of the page. This fücktard is the only slowpoke that curses. Since like 2014 o. Which one is Long may your woes continue.?

And I know he is referring to my Club but it still doesn't make sense.

What the heck?

Grow up na. Bant with sense. Let me read bants and start laughing.?

But as my friend said, it is Chelsea fans that are the Agberos.

Nonsense.

funlord:
Hmmmm? So not only is he _retarded? He also possesses uncommon foolishness? In addition to suffering from stunted cerebral growth? It is well!

Dopejemi you have an e-mai....sorry "pain mail" pending from baba bimffo industries! Kindly tend to it boss!

Funlord baba, the thing no really make sense.

Why would you just come here for like 2 years cursing your generations.

Doesn't make sense. Its just football.

We can banter and make jest, but which one is Long make your woes continue.?

I respect United fans, but I won't come to your thread to showcase stupidity of the highest level.