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playid:
if I refuse nko

You will be transferred to Unilag.

Merxi:
Tanx be to God......i was given my course nutrition and dietetics!!!!!.....sooooo sooo happy

Are you a lady? If Yes, welcome. But if You are a guy, Gerrarahia, shît mehn.

MacKennie:
. Effects of porn

So, You know the effects of Porn. Lool.
So You actually watch porn. Thats cool.

MacKennie:
Am in! Am in! Am in! Alhamdulilah!

Lool. This is so sexual.

youtubegistt:
Help Everybody Ooo.. Can Some1 Change His/her Course After getting Admissiona

Lol. You will know Funaab very soon.

When Your HOD says you should take an oath never to change your department, You will know whats Up then.

BTW, whats your department?

desource13:
. Aprecciate bro,

Lol, are you indirectly calling my comrade Olodo.

playid:
yes just wondering why I haven't heard of any qal

Rumour has it that, Funaab wants to increase the number of fine girls in the school. Trust me, 70% ladies in my school are Ugly. *No offence please.*

The Management wanna take time to give ladies from Colfhec and Colmas 1st. (These set of ladies give Us hope as a school. )



And You know what Rumors are? They are news meant to be true.

Jamzig1:
Welcome to Physics department...Congrats from Comrade Jamzig

So Jamzig1, you don become Comrade last last. Okay, You too, Congrats.

if You still dey school, come buy Drinks for me.

I can see people say YES. Okay nau. So Happy for all of You ATM.

Okay Guys, Enjoy the rest of your night.

NB: If You need the best accommodation throughout your stay in FUNAAB, You know the number to call. 08169099517.

emmieaddiz:
it means see u in sch bruv. except u have another other side in mind which I obviously know nothing about.

Next time, You say it clear. I only know 1 other side. And Funaab is not 1/100th of it.

So Thanks!

Isomerizm:

...like you even have what it takes to be given the course in the first place.

Guy How far na? Whats the meaning off all these. I don't wanna have a ditch at you! But if you don't have any reasonable thing to say, STFU!

emmieaddiz:
to all those who've been admitted, I say Congrats! see u guys on the other side, I hope u girls are fine tho coz u know... lol.. just kidding ,Congrats once again, those who haven't checked, hurry up oo! and those who didn't get admission,pray, hold on tight. it's on the way and it's coming in hot!. God bless

Which other side.? Wholup nigga!

FA don charge Costa.

Chestar5:
uncle dayo have been making reasonable comments on this thread lately, i hope some of his followers learn from him

Lol. I won't talk.

Lets go, Blues!

Chelseafan1:
Saturdays match, stumbled on this....Eden isn't even on top form yet.

How come nobody is talking about Sanchez at all?

Hazard is the best player in England.

bufness:

Close your teeth.

Jollyjoy:
Bimffo,are u awake?

Always awake. But may not be online ATM. Are you still awake.?

The Zouma brothers. Can You pick out our own Zouuuma?

Keky:
You can't even make ist page.

We coming Keky. We are coming. .

JigsawKillah:
you too dey rush

I just wan confirm.

Are You people still wailing?

I hear sey Party dey here.

Jamzig1:
Guy...you no dey offer Agboola's courses..I knw what am saying...only a major student would understand, Wanderlust007 and barackohandso cann testify to this. I am not saying its impossible but its not easy

Lol. Because I am not offering Agboola courses, his Courses are now important than the other courses. No be 3 Units? You dey give excuses about Major and Non-Major. Its the same 3 Units. Baba, Go park well joor, and let the guy have his 2 certificates. Eshey, eyin omo major.

Jamzig1:
Its extremely dangerous and deadly...Funaab wont give you time for that...With courses like MTS103&104(Prof. Agboola's courses) If you are not in class you've lost it, talk of practicals, CATs, GNS courses...In a nut shell..Its not advisable

You are even the one saying Agboola. How many times did you see me in school this semester.?

Please, he can run 2 programs at a time. Yea! He can.

kemai1:
Guys I just want to ask what it is like to run two program at the same time, one in yabatech (currently runing it) course; building tech and the other in funaab course; civil engineering. Just need ur opinions

If You are in ND2, I think Yoi can run these two programs successfully. Yes, Agboola is hard, but he does not eat stones and You only have his courses 4 times in a week. Dont let any1 cajole you!


You can run both programs successfully! Just determination and you must have a little transport fare.

The 1st person you should be friends with when you get the the Uni is your HOC!

The stuff is I travel a lot. So, I know what it means to run 2 things at a time. Trust me.

Jollyjoy:
whatsup?

Me cool bae. How are you tonight?

TheGoodJoe:
[b]If there is anybody cracking up here it is you. How can you put Totti in such a list. That is because you are trying to score cheap points. I doubt if you ever watched Totti play. Totti played as aan Attacking midfielder/support striker.

I ask you again, is Busquets fast? Open your eyes, Oliseh just invited him. Do you think Oliseh will invite a 40 year old man. You do not know much about this. Man this guy was one of the best players in the UEFA Champions league final. Is that mediocre. He is one or Chelsea's longest serving foreign player. I guess they are all dumb. Including Benitez, Ancellotti, Villas Boas, Avram Grant, Scolari.

You said Mikel is 40. I said you are lying because you do not know. I told you he played for Pepsi football academy. You can not be over 25 and play there. It shows the height of your lies. If you say he is 40, what is your proof.

Being slow is not a reason to call someone mediocre. Can a mediocre player dominate Spain? Can a mediocre player score against the defence of the South American champions in the World club cup.

So because Totti and Pirlo are faster than Mikel, then Mikel is mediocre. What about Busquets that this guys are faster than, are they mediocre. When you have points let me know.[/b]

I know You support anything Nigerian even if its Shît. So go on.

Who cares if Oliseh or anybody invites him. He and Pirlo clearly plays the same position and he does not have the same ability Pirlo has and will. never attain the same heights as Pirlo in his footballing career.

And BTW, bringing Busquet and Mikel into the same sentence clearly defines your knowledge about football. Mikel cant do 1/10th of what Busquet does every match.

You know, its Chelsea's Fault. If he was offloaded to Turkey during the transfer window, mayb this thread wouldn't have come Up. Mikel doesn't have the brain and ability to play in a Club like Chelsea because he is past his prime. He is 40 but claiming 28.

If You don't agree with me, You can argue with your Generator. I am out.

agbajemm:
Isomerizim u see say u no be GOD.. I remember wen I was still asking about my chances of gaining admission,u said I should go nd read nairaland font page for next year utme registration. But I'm happy my creator has made me a funaabite,anyways thanks bro u made me strong

Congrats Jawe, my Guy.

TheGoodJoe:
What proof do you have none? Can you tell me your reason why you think he is 40? Are you his father? What I am talking about was news long before he joined Chelsea. Mikel was a member of Pepsi Football Academy. Was he 28 in Pepsi Football Academy? Stop spreading ridiculous lies.

Lool. Pirlo, Totti are faster than this guy. This guy is as slow as Bleep.! You are not a Chelsea fan so I don't expect you to understand.

And are you also his father?

BTW, A 28 year old guy will be playing the best football of his Career.

Please stop supporting mediocrity.

Jollyjoy:
let crawl this night.

Okay bae.