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PoliticsRe: Unilag Should Suspend The Rapist Lecturer by BishopMagic(op): 9:51am On Aug 13, 2015
Imagine if this involved a politician in his office; the useless plagiarising fools will be at the forefront lashing their hypocrisy.


Fir too long, the tin gods in universities across Nigeria have been extorting sex acts from young ladies who come under their guidance and tutelage.


If UNILAG does not suspend the goat lecturer without pay then obviously they approve of this kind of behaviour.

These useless lecturers go dey form holy holy born again but they are by far the most vile, despotic and sadistic individuals in our polity.
PoliticsRe: Unilag Should Suspend The Rapist Lecturer by BishopMagic(op): 9:44am On Aug 13, 2015
If the University authorities do not act by suspending this goat then it shows that they do not see anything wrong with any of their lecturer's having sex during office hours in their offices.
PoliticsRe: Unilag Should Suspend The Rapist Lecturer by BishopMagic(op): 9:42am On Aug 13, 2015
Mprepz:
Why
Wetin the girl bn dey find there!
So even office no safe again.


Is a lecturer's office now a hotel room?


Fool
PoliticsUnilag Should Suspend The Rapist Lecturer by BishopMagic(op): 9:36am On Aug 13, 2015
I don't know if The UNILAG lecturer who was accused by the daughter of his friend of raping her in his office has been suspended by the university.


The lecturer has since admitted to having sex with the girl in his office during working hours but has stated in his police statement that it was all consensual.

This is enough reason for him to be suspended immediately and for disciplinary panel setup.


The authorities of the University of Lagos should suspend this useless goat.
CrimeRe: Lawyer Caught manipulating a 9-yr-old Girl In Court Premises by BishopMagic: 9:30am On Aug 13, 2015
The lawyer no get name because he is yoruba
PoliticsRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Governor Oshiomhole by BishopMagic: 7:17am On Aug 11, 2015
totorimi:
I'm quite happy for a very beautiful woman like that to still be a virgin at that age and in this world of today where virginity is seen as a no brainer.
if this is true then there is still hope for the future
What has ilara's fake virginity claim got to do with improving the world?
PoliticsRe: I Met My Wife A Virgin – Governor Oshiomhole by BishopMagic: 7:15am On Aug 11, 2015
[size=18pt]Oshiomole oko ashewoe [/size]
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by BishopMagic: 11:48pm On Aug 10, 2015
longayink:
For how many more times shall this Soyinka Vs Jonathan meeting be published,?

Soyinka and his group need to celebrate for giving Buhari to Nigeria as president, in a country filled with young and well-educated elite.

Last election, Southwest's Catholic Cardinal, Catholic Bishops, Retired Military Generals, name who is who in the South West, joined Tinubu in APC and gave us Buhari after a most deceptive political campaign of falsehood ever heard anywhere.

Why does Soyinka now abuse the priviledge of meeting with Jonathan then?

Let the Southwest and northern Nigeria continue with their pillage of the former Southeast region. But one day Go be one day...

The countries forcefully joined to the old Soviet Union were able to free themselves, despite all the nuclear heads in Russia's control then.
Soyinka is a disgrace.

I have lost all respect I had from this old fool and have come to see him as a cheapskate hustler.


Soyinka is merely trying to distance himself from this disgraceful administration which he worked tirelessly openly to support.


Leave these old fools. They have nothing to lose because they know they are not part of the future.
PoliticsRe: I Will Never Be A Politician Again - Olusegun Obasanjo by BishopMagic: 11:44pm On Aug 10, 2015
Obasanjo is a typical yoruba ingrate


The political structure that got you in power and back to relevance is what you destroyed and for some daft reason you thought you left a legacy.


Narscistic fool
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Was Held Hostage While In Office – Soyinka by BishopMagic: 11:42pm On Aug 10, 2015
Soyinka do not make a u turn on Jonathan.


We knew you openly castigated Jonathan and his wife personally.

Your foolish attempt at retracing your support for this bigoted fool in Aso Rock can never be excused.

Useless yoruba traitor
PoliticsRe: I Will Never Be A Politician Again - Olusegun Obasanjo by BishopMagic: 11:39pm On Aug 10, 2015
Rants from an old fool
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 11:24pm On Aug 10, 2015
gboss4sure:
They have started again. Why do most so called chieftains think from their anus.

Let them come and suspend the constitution na, we are waiting.

First was the call for the return of WAI meaning the wooping of civilians by the military on the streets, now na suspension of the constitution, they know what they are doing.
The average broom wielding apc zombie lacks any sense of personal discipline and restraint.

They grew up under fiat command and that is why they never appreciated Jonathan.


They were trained to obey rules by the force of the Cain without understanding the moral responsibility of maintaining the law.

Laws are rules to be followed and obeyed to these slaves and never to be questioned.


This is why they are willing cattle following their Fulani herdsman for pasture not knowing their ultimate destination is the slaughter slab.


I have given up on the southwest. Let their slavery begin in ernest.
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 11:18pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
[size=28pt]Like Morsi like Buhari; Like Muslim Brotherhood like APC[/size]

It is no secret that Obama backed and ensured a Buhari win to the point of lending the APC his personal election campaign manager that got him elected into the white house with the same "change" mantra but what most of you may be saliently unaware of is how bad Obama's choices for democratic rule in other countries are.

Obama backed the Muslim Brotherhood and now desposed and jailed Morsi in Egypt.
That administration has been tagged the worst govt in Egypt.

I foresee in the nearest and immediate future, the same scenario that befell the Muslim Brotherhood and Morsi replaying itself with the APC and Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Obama's Democratic Choices: APC & Buhari, Morsi & Muslim Bros by BishopMagic: 11:17pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
[size=28pt]Like Morsi like Buhari; Like Muslim Brotherhood like APC/size]

It is no secret that Obama backed and ensured a Buhari win to the point of lending the APC his personal election campaign manager that got him elected into the white house with the same "change" mantra but what most of you may be saliently unaware of is how bad Obama's choices for democratic rule in other countries are.

Obama backed the Muslim Brotherhood and now desposed and jailed Morsi in Egypt.
That administration has been tagged the worst govt in Egypt.

I foresee in the nearest and immediate future, the same scenario that befell the Muslim Brotherhood and Morsi replaying itself with the APC and Buhari.
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 11:12pm On Aug 10, 2015
Buhari is a fool.

If he had any sense in his head he will know that he is being used to fulfill the 2015 "prediction" or rather plan.

The US has began their false flag operations in the ND which appeals to the bigoted sectional beast in Aso Rock who is itching to start his jihad and taming of the Niger Delta.

It will not work!

Buhari you cow farker the US is setting you up for the hang man's noose. By 2016 the fagg0t loving Democrats will be out of office and the Republican hawks will expose your genocide for oil.


You will be ostracised and a bounty placed on your daft head.

This is all geared to balkanizing this useless slave camp from where they ( americans) will align with the newly declared Niger Delta Republic and establish their Africom base in their final push to recolonize Africa away from China.

ISWAP, that is Islamic State of West African Province which you fools foolishly still know as Boko Haram will be the focus of this Africom base but in reality it will be the African continent.


Enjoy your slavery.
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 10:53pm On Aug 10, 2015
[size=28pt]The APC is nothing but an Islamic Fascist assembly with Buhari as their appointed Khalifar.


Slavery is imminent for the Southwest slaves who want to believe in this lie called Buhari.


Sept 13, 2015[/size]
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 10:51pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
The APC is bent on subverting the electoral mandate of PDP governors in Ekiti and Rivers via impeachment and court Rulings.

To the APC any election that does not go their way is marred with fraud.

Their aim is to controll all states and usher in a one party state thereby giving sweeping powers to that despotic puppet, Buhari.

It worked in Lagos for 16 years under Tinubu and is about to go National.

[size=28pt]The bi-partisan character of the National assembly with the PDP majority and Presidency for the past 16 years which saw several threats of impeachment on the Presidency by the same PDP legislators is about to become a thing of the past.

The National Assembly will be no different than the rubber stamp state assemblies.

Buhari will be given sweeping powers[/size].
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 10:49pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
Nazis and Jews; APC and Ndigbo

Nazi party gained popularity among the plebian class of Germany through a doctrine of German pride and Nationalism and a fervent anti-semitic hate campaign identifying the Jews as the problem facing German society.

In the runnup to the concluded elections the APC propagated the lie that GEJ's cabinet was Igbo dominated even though this is not the case and can never be the case given the federal character requirement in appointing ministers.

Jonathan was also labelled as Igbo with a then serving northern APC governor writting a memo calling for the Igbos to reign in their son.

Today, anti Igbo sentiments are at their highest with even a paramount monarch from the SW threatning genocide on Igbos if they voted against the APC in his state. The case of anti igbo is also vibrant here on NL as well.

The Buharist mob here feel the Igbos should be neglected out of national issues but are silent on the ND people who voted in similar fashion with the igbos.
PoliticsRe: APC Cheiftain Calls For Suspension Of The Constitution To Enable Buhari Perform by BishopMagic: 10:44pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
[size=28pt]Echoes from the Past; Nazi Germany and the APC[/size]


1933 Germany.

The Nazi party rise to power begins with a significant representation in the German Parliament, The Reichstag.

On 30 January 1933 Adolf Hitler, leader of NSDAP (National Socialist German Workers Party), was appointed Reich Chancellor by the Reich President, Paul von Hindenburg. At the subsequent elections to the Reichstag, NSDAP, together with its coalition partner DNVP, gained an absolute majority. This was mainly due to the fact that political opponents had been terrorised during the election campaign.
(Sounds familiar?)

At the beginning of 1933, the other political parties were unhappy about letting Hitler become head of the government, since they considered him a boisterous amateur. On the other hand, keeping the Nazis from power had become increasingly difficult. It was an important fact that several of the conservatives in power (who ruled the country via emergency decrees signed by the President) were of the opinion that Hitler could be controlled and dominated, if he was made a responsible head of government.

The Buharists will point out that Buhari also can be controlled in a democratic setting.
PPAngel:
https://cp91279.biography.com/1000509261001/1000509261001_1630293503001_BIO-Biography-Adolf-Hitler-SF.jpg
https://punch.cdn.ng/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Muhammadu-Buhari-360x225.jpg
If sense no dey una head we are here not only to educate you but to remind you of your stup1dity.


Slave generation
PoliticsRe: Echoes from the past: Nazi Germany and the APC by BishopMagic: 10:43pm On Aug 10, 2015
PPAngel:
[size=28pt]Echoes from the Past; Nazi Germany and the APC[/size]


1933 Germany.

The Nazi party rise to power begins with a significant representation in the German Parliament, The Reichstag.

On 30 January 1933 Adolf Hitler, leader of NSDAP (National Socialist German Workers Party), was appointed Reich Chancellor by the Reich President, Paul von Hindenburg. At the subsequent elections to the Reichstag, NSDAP, together with its coalition partner DNVP, gained an absolute majority. This was mainly due to the fact that political opponents had been terrorised during the election campaign.
(Sounds familiar?)

At the beginning of 1933, the other political parties were unhappy about letting Hitler become head of the government, since they considered him a boisterous amateur. On the other hand, keeping the Nazis from power had become increasingly difficult. It was an important fact that several of the conservatives in power (who ruled the country via emergency decrees signed by the President) were of the opinion that Hitler could be controlled and dominated, if he was made a responsible head of government.

The Buharists will point out that Buhari also can be controlled in a democratic setting.
PoliticsRe: This Is Change!buhari's Administration Withholding Pension Deductions To Pencoms by BishopMagic(op): 11:46am On Aug 10, 2015
MizMyColi:
OP, there is no money.
Buhari is being frugal.

Get ready to start paying 10% tax.
Our accounts needs to be shored up


undecidedundecided
This man Buhari is a sadistic western stooge.

Buhari poverized the civil service the last time he stole power. He place embargoes on promotions, employment and allowance payments. He also ran the country down with his voodoo economics and spent all our meagre reserves paying western loan sharks.

Things are going to get really bad for those with fixed incomes given that inflation is looming with the ever decreasing naira coupled with expensive credit and interests rates brought about by thieving governors in the APC who now refuse to pay back their gbesse.
PoliticsRe: What Agricultural Products do south west produce by BishopMagic: 11:42am On Aug 10, 2015
Southwest is compose of serial liars

PPAngel:
They told us that it was their cocoa and groundnut that developed the oil sector and was used to maintain the polity even though Nigeria was practicing fiscal autonomy back then.

Now they are telling us that cocoa is set to overtake oil.

Now don't get me wrong, I do wish progress for my brothers and sisters in Nigeria and I have been advising on the need to restart whatever cash crop economy that existed in both the north and west in order to end the over dependence on oil revenue from my region.

But what I will not accept is blatant fallacy.

They now want you to believe that cocoa earnings for 2014 was $10bn .

This is a big lie.


Nigeria's total cocoa export for 2014 was 238,300 metric tonnes.

http://www.statista.com/statistics/263855/cocoa-bean-production-worldwide-by-region/

[img]http://1.bp..com/-oAPpn79CTEI/TePrPqA9JFI/AAAAAAAAUtw/VPcYCEQlfJA/s640/Cocoa+Suppliers.gif[/img]

At $3,286 per metric tonne, Total production export for 2014 was only $780 million

This exclude cost of production and taxes.

So where did they get the $10 bn they are flouting here?

Even Ivory Coast and Ghana (the top 2 global producers) did not see that figure combined.

You people should learn to lie with decency and caution.


Here is an official annual report issued for cocoa production in Ghana which at a total net export of over one million tonne ( a record breaker ) earned only $860million for the first quarter. Hence Ghana did not earn up to $3bn. Ghana is by far the second largest producer of cocoa.

So how come with just 238,000 metric tonnes Nigeria earned 500% what Ghana produces?

The cocoa industry has been the mainstay of the Ghanaian economy and provides the second largest
source of export earnings representing about 30 percent of Ghana's total export earnings. Ghana is
presently the world’s second largest producer of cocoa beans, after the Ivory Coast. According to the
Bank of Ghana, cocoa bean and products export receipts for the first quarter of 2011 is $859.4 million,
accounting for about 61 percent of total export earnings as compared with $682.5 million at 48.8
percent in 2010.

http://gain.fas.usda.gov/Recent%20GAIN%20Publications/Cocoa%20Report%20Annual_Accra_Ghana_3-15-2012.pdf
PoliticsThis Is Change!buhari's Administration Withholding Pension Deductions To Pencoms by BishopMagic(op): 11:29am On Aug 10, 2015
Why is this administration since being sworn in refusing to remit pension deductions and contributions to respective PENCOM Managers for federal civil servants and employees?

This is what the APC is fond of doing especially in the southwest.

Buhari should understand that under the PENCOM act , the FG alongside her employees are mandated to make a combined 15% monthly remittance to the employee's respective pension manager.

So why is Buhari already bankrupting and disrupting the pension scheme?

Ask any federal civil servant around you if he or she has gotten any notification of pension deductions made on their salaries to their respective pencom account and they will tell you that there has been no alert so far since Buhari and his gbesse APC crooks got sworn in.
CelebritiesRe: Pregnant Tonto Dikeh-Churchill Marriage Introduction Ceremony (Photos) by BishopMagic: 11:01am On Aug 10, 2015
i like this babe die.

wish say nah me give am belle
Christianity EtcRe: 114 Babies Delivered As RCCG Convention Ends (Photo) by BishopMagic: 11:01am On Aug 10, 2015
slaves
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Already Ordered All MDAs To Operate Single TSA in January by BishopMagic: 10:59am On Aug 10, 2015
bonechamberlain:
well.. be ready to receive some bullets from the buharists. this buharists are just trying to mystify buhari. this was what Jonathan was doing blocking the avenues that might lead to corruption but APC and the buharists where screaming jail jail. am still waiting for the first person buhari would jail
[size=18pt]They won't build no schools anymore. All they'll build will be prison, prison[/size]
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Head Ministry Of Petroleum For 18 Months by BishopMagic: 7:14am On Aug 10, 2015
ademega:
if that will correct the abnormalities, so be it. wait oh, how authentic is this information.
The only abnormality is the parasitic nijeriyans who do nothing but wait for oil allocation
PoliticsRe: President Buhari To Head Ministry Of Petroleum For 18 Months by BishopMagic: 7:13am On Aug 10, 2015
Thief
PoliticsRe: WAEC To Announce Names Of Debtor States by BishopMagic: 7:12am On Aug 10, 2015
Osun will top this list


I can bet with all my savings followed closely by Edo and Benue.
IslamRe: 20 Inventions Falsely Credited To The Muslim World by BishopMagic(op): 9:16am On Aug 09, 2015
The Myth: The crank-shaft
A device which translates rotary into linear motion and is central to much of the machinery in the modern world, not least the internal combustion engine. One of the most important mechanical inventions in the history of humankind, it was created by an ingenious Muslim engineer called al-Jazari to raise water for irrigation. His 1206 Book of Knowledge of Ingenious Mechanical Devices shows he also invented or refined the use of valves and pistons, devised some of the first mechanical clocks driven by water and weights, and was the father of robotics. Among his 50 other inventions was the combination lock.

The Fact:
Unfortunately for our ingenious Muslim engineer al-Jazari, the crank-shaft was known to the Chinese of the Han Dynasty. The Han Dynasty lasted from 206 BC to 220 AD. By the 1st century AD cranks were used on Roman medical devices, but it was not until 834 AD where we find proof of the crank in Europe. A picture in a graphic codex of a man sharpening a sword on a grindstone turned by a crank. 206 BC to 834 AD is certainly a lot earlier than when Paul Vallely claims a 12th century Muslim invented 'one of the most important mechanical inventions in the history of humankind'. What Al-Jazari described was a crank and connecting rod system in a water pump. He incorporated a crankshaft, but it was unnecessarily complex indicating that he did not fully understand the concept of power conversion.
Piston technology was also used by Hero of Alexandria in the 1st century AD with the creation of the worlds first steam-powered engine—the aeolipile, more than a thousand years before al-Jazari. (please refer to Invention 4: Flying for further details.) In his works "Pneumatica" and "Automata" he also described over a hundred machines and automata, including mechanical singing birds, puppets, a fire engine, a wind organ (please refer to Invention 11: The windmill for further details), and a coin-operated machine, so if anyone deserves the title given to al-Jazari by Paul Vallely as the "father of robotics" it's Hero of Alexandria. It must also be noted that Hero's works "Mechanica" (in three books) survive only in their Arabic translations, so the Muslims had access to all this pre-Islamic genius, yet writing a factually accurate article on Islamic achievements seems to have proved too much for some.
As for the water clock, the ancient Egyptians used a time mechanism run by flowing water. One of the oldest was found in the tomb of an Egyptian pharaoh buried in 1500 BC, and the Chinese began developing mechanized clocks from around 200 BC. The Greeks also measured time with various types of water clocks. The more impressive mechanized water clocks were developed between 100 BC and 500 AD by Greek and Roman horologists and astronomers.What we now know as the Antikythera mechanism was discovered among a shipwreck in 1900 off the island of Antikythera.

Science historian Derek Price, concluded that it was an ancient computer used to predict the positions of the sun and moon on any given date. Michael Wright, the curator of mechanical engineering at the Science Museum in London, thinks that the original device modelled the entire known solar system. Ancient Greek sources make references to such devices so this is highly plausible. Roman philosopher Marcus Tullius Cicero (106–43 BC), writes of a device “recently constructed by our friend Poseidonius, which at each revolution reproduces the same motions of the sun, the moon and the five planets.” Greek mathematician, physicist, engineer, inventor, and astronomer Archimedes of Syracuse (287–212 BC) is also said to have made such a device. By the 9th century AD a mechanical timekeeper had been developed that lacked only an escapement mechanism.
And what of the Combination Lock, did al-Jazari invent it? Again, the answer is an emphatic no. The earliest known combination lock was unearthed in a Roman period tomb in Kerameikos, Athens. The ancient Chinese were also responsible for the creation of some of the earliest key-operated padlocks and beautiful letter-combination padlocks.
IslamRe: 20 Inventions Falsely Credited To The Muslim World by BishopMagic(op): 9:11am On Aug 09, 2015
The Myth: Distillation
The means of separating liquids through differences in their boiling points, was invented around the year 800 by Islam's foremost scientist, Jabir ibn Hayyan, who transformed alchemy into chemistry, inventing many of the basic processes and apparatus still in use today - liquefaction, crystallisation, distillation, purification, oxidisation, evaporation and filtration. As well as discovering sulphuric and nitric acid, he invented the alembic still, giving the world intense rosewater and other perfumes and alcoholic spirits (although drinking them is haram, or forbidden, in Islam). Ibn Hayyan emphasised systematic experimentation and was the founder of modern chemistry


The Facts:

Speculation has linked some Egyptian illustrations with distillation, but the earliest evidence for its invention so far is a distillation apparatus and terra-cotta perfume containers recently identified in the Indus Valley (pre-Islamic Pakistan) dating from around 3,000 BC, and Miriam the Prophetess (also known as “Maria the Jewess”) invented the kerotakis, an early still dated around the 1st century AD.[22] The first firm documentary evidence for distillation in the West comes from Greek historian Herodotus' record of the method of distilling turpentine dated 425 BC.[23] Also, the origins of whisky is dated to the 5th century AD, introduced to Ireland by Saint Patrick (390–461 AD), the patron of the Irish.[24]So the Arabs may have improved upon the process of distillation some 3500 years later, but they most definitely did not invent it.
It is also of great interest to note that the authorship of many books previously attributed to Jabir ibn Hayyan (including "his" most famous work, Summa Perfectionis) have now been attributed to an unknown European alchemist, sometimes to the little-known Paul of Taranto, writing shortly after 1300 AD.[25] According to the Encyclopædia Britannica:
"[Geber was an] unknown author of several books that were among the most influential works on alchemy and metallurgy during the 14th and 15th centuries.
The name Geber, a Latinized form of Jābir, was adopted because of the great reputation of the 8th-century Arab alchemist Jābir ibn Ḥayyān. A number of Arabic scientific works credited to Jābir were translated into Latin during the 11th to 13th centuries. Thus, when an author who was probably a practicing Spanish alchemist began to write in about 1310, he adopted the westernized form of the name, Geber, to give added authority to his work, which nevertheless reflected 14th-century European alchemical practices rather than earlier Arab ones.
Four works by Geber are known: Summa perfectionis magisterii (The Sum of Perfection or the Perfect Magistery, 1678), Liber fornacum (Book of Furnaces, 1678), De investigatione perfectionis (The Investigation of Perfection, 1678), and De inventione veritatis (The Invention of Verity, 1678). They are the clearest expression of alchemical theory and the most important set of laboratory directions to appear before the 16th century. Accordingly, they were widely read and extremely influential in a field where mysticism, secrecy, and obscurity were the usual rule."[

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