"Side Chick" hmm!

Sounds like a profitable venture!

Physically looks like baby poo(grated garden egg!) Spiritually looks yummy!

The wrath of the gods!

The wrath of the gods!

Bros, u get mind oh!

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@OP, don't u like a nice curvy bootie?

tomatoJos:
Good evening,am relatively new on nairaland but I need advice on a pressing life issue. I have been dating a guy for about 8 months now,I know he feels strongly for me and wants to take the relationship further,yesterday he asked me if I wanted the Bella naija sort of wedding. He is thirty three and works in the bank as a marketer,living a comfortable life as a bachelor. I really like him too but I know we don't match in terms of drive. He is the slow and steady person and I am the quick and articulating spec. I intend starting something of my own after school but he thinks I should just get a job and chill. He is an amazing person but I know if I later stick with him I will be in for a life of under achievement. He is living well,a car,a good house,lots of amazing gadgets and all. But am thinking long term success. Am really confused,I don't want temporary emotion to control a permanent decision. And I don't want to lose a good guy.

Simple, be hiz baby ma ma!

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Ploy:
Haba! Why undermining the fraudulent expertise of our political leaders:
Pension scam, Maina's reservoir money.
Farugate: money in the cap
Abacha's money in swiss bank
pls, give us due respect

Supported!

butanep:
There are some certain things you do that make people see you as a poor man. When you see a man in certain situation or doing some of these things, you no longer need a prophet to tell you the man is poor.

1 if he lives in a face me I face you apartment.
2. If he always have misunderstanding with his wife based on money.
3. If he "treks" to to work on a daily basis.
4. If he always use public transport to his destination.
5. If he still fetch water with bucket to the bathroom.
6.If he still wait on the queue to use the toilet or take his bath.
7 If his neighbour always know the kind of food he prepares or eat on a daily basis.
8. If the rest room is outside the main house. So at night the man or woman has to find somebody to escort them... for fear of the unknown.
9.If he has many grown up children but none is educated.
10. If he or the wife uses firework on a daily basis to cook. Even if they want to boil a cup of water, they have to rely on firewood.
Poverty is really a bad syndrome, it reduces everything about a man... even up to his libido... This is the simple reason why ladies look and scrutinized before they get married. No body wants to associate with a poor life
Feel free to add yours...

All this observations tells me one thing, that the OP is jobless n poor!

#NoPun!

Phuckin pigs!

I dnt know oh! May be u shud direct the question to our al knowing MOD's, cos they seem to knw wen or wen not to push a topic to the front page!




#NoHardFeelings!

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What did he say?

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dajavula:
Zig Ziglar died at age 86. A World War II veteran, Zig Ziglar became the top sales person in several organizations before striking out on his own as a motivational speaker and trainer. With a Southern charm and lessons grounded in Christianity, Ziglar wrote over two dozen books and amassed a following of millions who were encouraged by his lessons for success.

Below are 10 quotes from Zig Ziglar that have the power to completely change the direction of one’s life.

10) “Remember that failure is an event, not a person.”

9) “You will get all you want in life, if you help enough other people get what they want.”

8 ) “People often say motivation doesn’t last. Neither does bathing—that’s why we recommend it daily.”

7) “There has never been a statue erected to honor a critic.”

6) “People don’t buy for logical reasons. They buy for emotional reasons.”

5) “Expect the best. Prepare for the worst. Capitalize on what comes.”

4) “If you go looking for a friend, you’re going to find they’re scarce. If you go out to be a friend, you’ll find them everywhere.”

3) “A goal properly set is halfway reached.”

2) “Your attitude, not your aptitude, will determine your altitude.”

1) “If you can dream it, you can achieve it.”

#GBAM!

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Nope he aint, hiz on a vacation in the bahamas.

micath09:
You are such a big fool for your comment. So, this humongous gestures deserve no commendations from your myopic mind.

If ur mum had knwn better, she wudnt hav opened her legs for ur drunk of a dad to pour the semen that begot ur specie of an animal.

"Jizoz! That tin Is to BIG for our 9ja gurls to put inside their dis tin!

When they're looking for wayz to shrink their kpekus muscle, ur bringing out kpekus widening gadgets!

Why now?

Gud

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Noted!

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ailehwise:
pls join me to celebrate.
i got dis msg @ 1:45pm today.
Dear Aileh congrats, you have been mobalized for 2014 batch C. your call-up no. is nysc/aue/2014/17.... guess others

Lucky you.

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