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@OP, summarize next time.

OMG!
No more monkey tail.

But why?

@OP, please tell me you've never admired the contours of a female?

Cool.

UtakoCrescent:
Ahmed Mohammed, Bauchi,
DAILY TRUST - The Bauchi State High Court presided over by Justice Yelim S. Bogoro has sentenced a 40 year old man Ibrahim Idris to death by hanging for killing a six year old girl after he failed in his attempt to rape her.
Idris was dragged to court by the State Director Public Prosecutions Barrister Dawud Yakubu who charged him with culpable homicide.
Dawud told the court that on September 14, 2012, the accused called the deceased six year old into his room, with the intention to rape her. When she refused, Idris used his knife to cut her head and threw it into a water channel in a polybag.
He said the body of the deceased was recovered and taken to General Hospital Darazo for postmortem, before it was later handed over to her parents for burial
http://dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-menu/news/58126-man-40-to-die-by-hanging-for-killing-a-6yr-old-girl

Death by drowning would have been a better option!

Pidgin:
Na person wey chop belle full dey fit give anoda man chop.

Translation:
No one gives what he hasn't got.

Josephamstrong1:
She is so embarrased about this, its not funny. She can't get her poo out as its to big no matter how much she push it just wont come out.
Have always known her for eating right and drinking enough water every morning.
Right now, you need see her face. I pity her.
Like I said, it ain't funny.
Suggestions please.....

I laugh in ancient SWAHILI.

Akbee:
LAGOS— Unknown gunmen, Monday,
shot dead Lagos State Coordinator of
The Lord’s Chosen Charis-matic
Revival Ministries, Pastor
Chukwuemeka Okpokpo, at Apple
Junction, Amuwo Odofin area of the
state.
One of the gunmen then alighted from
their motorbike, walked to the vehicle
and shot Pastor Okpokpo in the
stomach.
He was said to have waited to ensure
that Okpokpo was no longer breathing
before he took the nylon bag
containing the money, went back to his
two colleagues in the motorbike and
they zoomed off.



Resurrection prayers
A prayer session aimed at resurrecting
him reportedly held between 12.30p.m.
and 8p.m.
Some of the church members were,
however, of the view that the gunmen
could have been hired assassins and
not robbers.

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Nature sure has a way of balancing the ills of the world.

R.I.P to the dead!

Public service isn't madatory, if these legislators can't function on minum wage, they should resign.
Their are pple out there that would and can also offer our nation more for little or nothing.

#thisBOLLOCKSmustSTOP.

nosairabor:
North Korean leader, Kim Jong Un has taken secrecy a step further by blacklisting Instagram, in a bid to stop embarrassing news leaking out of the country.

Instagram users who attempted to open the photo sharing app were greeted with a message which reads, “Warning! You can’t connect to this website because it’s in blacklist site.

Dark age for 'em!

kpansh!

Noted!!!

K

Sile12:
1. Navy SEAL Drown-Proof Testing.
SEAL Trainees have their arms and legs bound in rope before jumping in the pool. Once in the water, they are instructed to bob in the water for five minutes, then float for five minutes, before swimming for 100 meters. Next, they must bob for two more minutes before performing a series of front and back flips before diving to the bottom of the pool to retrieve an object with their teeth.

All these for how much?

Total bollocks!















Ask me why?

Noted!

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Dnt be suprised if this sh*t makes FP!

And this info fattens our wallets how?

If he says he doesn't like it, he just doesn't like it simple. You ask him which name he prefers to be addressed with.
Most pple wud even ignore u when u call 'em by a name they aint comfortable with.


Image repositioning 101.

Noted!

Next shud be that of the Legislators.





Like n share if u agree wit me!

Too bad.

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Noted!