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i think the lady will keep shut now....hahahahahahaha

.Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and
sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at
the bar, checking the woman out, up and down.

As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom,
the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down
right across from her and looks her right in the
eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck
your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with
Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless
to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices
the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his
bar stool.

As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells
him frantically, "that man at the bar said he
wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the
boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's
getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy.
"Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend
says.

"What is it?!" the boyfriend asks.

His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to
fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with
a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in
his seat.

Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you
going to do anything?!?!?!"

Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing
with any man who can drink that much Tequila."

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's
health authorities, the first shipment arrived
yesterday at Heathrow Airport, but was hijacked
on the way to the depot.

Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the
lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.