There was a young man from Nantucket
Who's cock was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped down his chin
If my ear was a cunt I would Bleep it

There was a young lady from Chester
Who said to the man who undressed her
I think you will find
Its better behind
The front is beginning to fester

Following the approval of Viagra by the UK's
health authorities, the first shipment arrived
yesterday at Heathrow Airport, but was hijacked
on the way to the depot.

Scotland Yard have warned the public to be on the
lookout for a gang of hardened criminals.

i'll help them look out
but please tell me what is hardened?
their minds or their d!ck?

oh o!
was that me talking?

@last replier

Where u go resurrect this post from

First post was a drab

ok

in the words of saucekid, perverts don dey really full holynairaland.


*^speechless*

this thread is very dry and boring *yawn*

*gets a bag pushes evr1 in the thread into the bag and flings them from mount kuvuki*
*smiles at accomplishment*

there was a laday who came from leeds,
she swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour, her cunt was a flower
and her ass a garden of weeds

How can you tell a woman is about to say
something intelligent?

It begins with the words,"He said."

Q: Why is a man like a public toilet.

A: Cause their either full of shit or taken.

chei! lmao

well done

One day two men went into a thick bush to camp. One of the men got
bitten by a snake on the tip of his dick. He said
"Call a doctor with the cellular and ask him what
should we do."

Then he told the doctor his friend got bitten by
a snake. The doctor replied "You have to suck the
poison out or he'll die in 12 hours."

The other asked what did the doctor say. He said
"You're going to die in 12 hours".

wicked friend hahahah

@poster
Thatz a nize wan

didnt really feel that joke

read again

he kept on reading withou understandn now he's got cobwebs on his eyes

ouch!