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This government will favour me and my family

ordianry #8,500

poor people will still complain see them saying poverty things .




poor people eeeeh

1. Atiku / obi

2. Obi / atiku

3. Obi / kwankwaso




Make your choice

Wike the Emperor



You will leave power...or power will leave you.

Cum4me:
Na Jesus Christ she marry too much story full Nairaland

Careful with words and name you use for idle talk

Breakfast 🥣

ALMUSTAQIM:
Assalaam Alaekum Wa Rrahmatullah Wa Barakatuh

*SLEEPING HABITS FOR MARRIED COUPLES*

Islam is a complete way of life. It teaches everything for a human being for their successful and happy life in this world and the hereafter.

Our Beloved Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) has taught us very beautiful and worthwhile disciplines which we should follow in every aspect of our life. If we follow the Sunnah of Prophet Muhammad (PBUH) in general then our day to day activities will be considered as Worship and we will be given rewards from Almighty Allah.

Sleeping is one of the daily activities that we all human beings must perform and also a gift from Allah.

Islamic guidance on sleeping for married couples combines general Prophetic recommendations (Sunnah) for physical well-being and spiritual mindfulness with an emphasis on *togetherness, intimacy and mutual comfort.*

These habits, recommended for all married couples, foster a clean environment and a mindful transition to rest:

*1.* Wear something easy to remove, comfortable and sexy. Make the work of your partner easy to peel off your clothes to reveal the naked you. Yummy lingerie, loose boxers. Sleep naked under blankets for best results

*2.* Brush your teeth to encourage kissing

*3.* Don't carry work to bed

*4.* Minimize the use of phones or laptops. Your partner needs attention, the bedroom is sacred

*5.* Move the Children to a separate room (if your finances allow you to and you have a home of more than one bedroom) when the child is of age. The child might have been conceived in the bedroom but is not meant to live in your bedroom that is an exclusive island for two

*6.* Gentleman, Have that one spot besides her lips you kiss each night; whether it's her forehead, fingers, shoulders, back or butt. Lady, Stroke him with your gentle touch, Your fingers speaking love

*7.* Make a habit of praising each other's body, it makes you both comfortable and relax. Talk those bedroom matters

*8.* Pray together before you sleep and when you wake up

*9.* Apologize and forgive if any wrong was done during the day. Don't sleep with a grudge or anger

*10.* Read your partner's body language. If you or your partner desires to make love, then rise to the occasion or wet up to the occasion; whether night or morning glory

*11.* Have pillow talks, open your heart and lips and talk intimate stuff. Say how you feel; are you troubled, grateful, broken?

*12.* Cuddle up when you feel sleep is fast approaching, drown into sleep as your bodies intertwine

*13.* Tell each other how much you mean to each other. Your partner never gets enough of your affirmation

*14.* Incase one of you farts, laugh about it (some farts are unstoppable)

*15.* Cover your partner incase you wake up in the middle of the night and find your partner outside the duvet/ blanket

*16.* Kiss your partner when you come back from peeing in the middle of the night

*17.* Hold your partner close and pray when your partner wakes up terrified by a nightmare

*18.* Give a goodnight and goodmorning kiss

*19.* Spend some few minutes of love in bed even when the alarm wakes you up

*20.* Carry the love you have for each other even when you leave the bed

Marriage is a source of tranquillity and peace and it is the best of the pleasures of this world. In it is that which Allah has made a sign for His slaves and He has mentioned it in His Book so that they may think and ponder the greatness of His might, May He be glorified and exalted.

Allah says (interpretation of the meaning):
“And among His Signs is this: that He created for you wives from among yourselves, that you may find repose in them, and He has put between you affection and mercy. Verily, in that are indeed signs for a people who reflect” *[Qur'an 30:21]*

Be resolved and put your trust in Allah, and Allah will help you, and will provide you with a righteous wife/husband who will help you to obey your Lord and He will bless you with righteous offspring who will be a stored treasure for you with Allah in the Hereafter.

We Pray Allah to Continue to Guard and Guide us Aright Protect us Have Mercy on us. Increase us in Knowledge Sustenance and Piety and Enable us become Better Muslims Better Nigerians.

Happy Jumaat Happy Weekend.

Is it permissable in Islam for me as a 40 years old to marry a 10 years old child?

You said Islam is a complete way of life that everything is already spelt out ...Alhamudullahi


Talking about couples

What did the Quran say about a wife who beats the husband?

Answer from the quran or hadith( sahih or daeif)

Ever8090:
Arabic definition of beautiful is certainly different from that of any other language in the world...

Talking of intention

Why did Allah Punished ilblis for eternity umjustly

When you employ a yoruba Muslim

LegendHero:
Lol Obi people already started accusing him of tribalism only because he called out one of them for failing to transfer his money back.

Bashir even too meek, he still dey shalaye like say e dey relate with sane people.

They know from the get go that they have fraudulent tendencies. So rather than face the subject, they deploy “they hate us” gaslighting tactics.

Fraudulent like your oba and pastor that defrauded a whole US of millions of dollars.


Ordinary 1.5M , don't worry the real story will soon be out.

omooba969:
JAMB question!

Se omo ale ni o?

Bulaba govt telling a Town hall different about cassava agbado ewa

Factcheck0001:
I b certified Omo eko

You mean Ekiti claiming Eko

omooba969:
What message, from a dirty Ganucho like you?

Abeg getat.

Alfa GANUSI where are you from?

omooba969:
Lol

Work more on your English sentence construction ok.

But you get the message Alfa GANUSI?

Mazi TobeChukwu Trump

Factcheck0001:
I can never b in anyway affiliated to the cursed bastard

Any of my kids or family or anyone I have contact with dare not relate with any Igbo

My kids dare not even have Igbos as friends, I hate them with passion n I will never have anything doing with them in life

Ok first of all are where are you from?

Husband from osun iragbiji, wife from edo...

Now president and first lady

Yet


Lagos must be there ranches.

Factcheck0001:
that can only happen to people who don't know their father

You know omo ale can't ...until been told.

When you hate something too much ,it means you are part of such things

Factcheck0001:
Igbos believe the same way anything goes in their region is the same way it goes elsewhere

Their useless n below average nitwit called obi is who they want to equate to jagaban

I will rather have a non Nigerian as president than any Igbo

I just hate them with passion, it's not even dislike but real hate

I will rather go for a non Nigerian than an igbo

Only if you know igbo man is your father your mama didn't tell u

Abeg I wan ask ,who created this one ?

omooba969:
Only if this can stop you guys jumping on the night coach to SW.

Do you know how many reasonable adventurous yorubas are in SE?

You won't know because you are an ERU

Emilokan how much you spend?

A plate of food and music





This yoruba boy eeeeh

Agbadorians when will RENO OMOKRIKRI wish WENDEL SIMLIM happy birthday 🎂?

Even the Devil will be shouting tufiaaakwa when it comes to APC and lies

Mazi Trump TobeChukwu.