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makydebbie:
Go away joor.
You'll tell me how you'll get mum's number.

Omo nna's banana.

That's for me to find out not your bness


LOL. Just gerrout of this country before we open our eyes

Relied you on the other side.

Everyone is getting married, issokay. HML


Btw, Ibadan people no dey do wedding? I wanto comman eat owanbe jollof rice na

TGoddess:
T I'm the odd one in my fam.I was the only one with the problem.No be small thing o.The blackmailing part nko?'twas horrible.

Hahahaha

I was the only one with the abnormality too, it wasn't a nice experience. Who were those blackmailing you?

Mine was different kinda threats from different people. My grandma once threatened to tie a frog round my waist. I didn't wet my bed that night because I refused to sleep ooo.

Mum threatened to send me to the hostel with my wet mattress, comman see begging and crying now.

makydebbie:
Damn!

Hahahaha

Cat got your fingers? Sheybi you were feeling funky earlier, kwantinu lemme see you.

Banana fall on you dia!

makydebbie:
Wey your proof?
I'll tell her our chat was doctored.

Say that again.

My proof? Our previous VNs are enough proof. Just do it na

Big fish

makydebbie:
Around five. Bedwetting stopped for me when I newly relocated to Lagos.

5 isn't bad, big girl.

makydebbie:
You no fit do anything.

I was expecting this, I'm telling Momma about your evil plans. Go ahead and send the screenshot biko.

Last last, he go yab for a week abi month but you...

teehamzat:
Immediately i stopped using diapers, buf i could suck my thumb for africa, that took me almost 7 years to stop

Hehehehe... Lucky you, this thread isn't for you biko, you cannor understand what we went through. My new year resolution every year was "God, if I stop wetting my bed, I'll join every unit in church".

TGoddess:
11,my dad threw me out of the house.

Rotflmao

Chaiiii! Why na?

My dad didn't throw me out ooo but the joy on his face whenever I was set to return to the hostel was unmistakable. I'm sure he was like "Ma ko ito oshi e lo si ibi to fit e" chaiiii! Iyaff suffered

Makydebbie, when did you stop nii?

makydebbie:
I just saved this screenshot for Fisola. You go chop yab tire today.

Hahahaha


You sure you wanto see Omo nna soon like this?

teehamzat:
You mean you stopped bedwetting few years ago

Many years back

When did you stop?

16


There was nothing my mum didn't do, hospitals to churches, she felt I needed deliverance when doctors said I was perfectly okay. I'm sure she was thinking her enemies finally got her through me, wasn't easy.

Nairaland girls go hear am today.



Over to the guys biko

Evaberry:
Lmao


has it gotten to this??

Later, they will open mouth to scream "menopause" at the ladies. Yeye boys.

I don't know but I don't cry after breakups sha. I cry before the breakup.

onila:
what's funny

Water

unapologetic:
One Truth have learnt about relationship is that LOVE can not hold a relationship, it will only make you do stupid things and give you unnecessary headache.

The only thing that can make a relationship work is *Natural Likeness* even if you two break up, you can still become friends with no strings attached.

This likeness oversees Jealousy, Pride and Insecurity.

When you like someone Naturally, they will become your best friend/confidant/someone you can be free to be yourself around and open up to, notwithstanding the relationship but if you get trapped by Love fever, you will start getting all mushy and also start exhibiting love headaches.

I really do not know how to explain this better.

You don't have to explain this any better, you've don enough justice. The only ex I don't keep in contact with was never a friend in the first place, we just skipped to the lovey dovey thing. But with others is a different ball game, we could still go hours talking now if we want to. Friendship is a strong bonding.

Papiikush:
I'll suck your soul through your nostrils if you try that one more time.

Duh

Duh

Duh

Duh

Duh

Duh

Duh

Whatever

Papiikush:
The only word that pisses me off is "duh"

Bìtch, I'll smack your face to the back of your head.

Duh

Durh

Duhhh

Durhhhh

Osewa

LadyGoddiva:
Loool the one I do to really get on their nerves is when they type some long, heartfelt message and I just reply with lol

Lawd have mercy! You're evil.

I did something similar today tho.

Now the funniest thing is, he mustn't try the same thing with me. Na one week no convo be that.

LadyGoddiva:
Lool nothing can pain more than that sha

Lol. Especially the "aii". I'm not one for abbreviations, I use them occasionally. So, he knows have had enough of his yamayama when I do that.

They know we're done giving fvcks about them at that moment. Mine is "Whatever" or after typing enough epistle to explain himself, I just say "Aii".

Your wife is beautiful, I love her smile. HML

Chaiiii! See them, woman beaters.

Money and happiness.

My momma 100%


I miss you

Hahahaha

Why in God's beautiful name would I follow my mum on IG?

Modaran! I never follow my mate finish, na my mama I go follow. Not really active on IG but I wouldn't dare. Common WhatsApp, she wee be disturbing me with video calls around 8pm like say I no dey house.

Why? Do I have to say something nice?



I wee catch you

Hahahaha

I'm nice and all but my stubbornness is outta this world. So, nope

WehdoneSirs to my exes and the prospective bobo, you don buy market.

Jacksparr0w1207:
dead ke? Who come dey help you type?

My ghost