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supersystemsnig:
If i want to visit heaven and hell back, i know the route. I know what i did that got me there and how to get back. It's just strenuous on my body and health. Yes, i know the scripture that much and can begin to break things down scripturally, but no time, i hate that i may lose a very good girl i've met recently for this reason, i've not told her, it's what's keeping me in neutral wtih her for a long while, but what i can say is, forget the crowds you see in church my dear. It feels like almost no one was making heaven.


God before whom i stand and till now try to act in line with all His directives knows i'm not lying or trying to flatter anyone. This is the first time i'm saying i experienced Heaven or hell personally. Of myself iwon't talk, but i know young ministers that have the same revelations that are not yet popular but are still in training....


Please stop all forms of MouthAction, and anything that resembles the way an animal has sex, i.e. bears the name in which an animal intimates...

. Superpack yaff killed me oooo. I don't believe in people going to hell or heaven tho.

Okay sir. Spooning izz allowed then, no animalistic meaning to it.

supersystemsnig:
Nope....Not in any form.


I personally experienced hell myself. I remember the screams i heard...I can't shake that feeling off till date, each time i try to misbehave and remember those stuffs, i behave myself. Or when i miss road, i return back.

God is against MouthAction my dear, and all forms of unusual sex.... Trust me.. I'm a hippie, an ex worldy dude, a fun guy, but this truth, i can not hide...

I experienced the horror of hell first hand, i noticed most people mocked the pastor who said people in engage in strange forms of sex were sent to hell and i read the comments page to page how over 25000 viewers mocked him, but it's the truth my dear...

Pardon me, I don't know much about the Bible but from my lil knowledge of it, I don't think God ordained a particular style na.

Those screams you heard from hell, were they from those that engaged in different styles or orals?

supersystemsnig:
Nope....Not in any form.


I personally experienced hell myself. I remember the screams i heard...I can't shake that feeling off till date

Okay! You've every right to what you typed earlier, then. Keep the flag high

Hahahaha . You went to hell nii?

Bullcrap. It's the other way round with them. They are mostly different from what they portray with their glasses on.

Evaberry:
I haven't read this yet I will come back to read it but I hope you are not saying trash

Total bullshit. Don't bother coming back biko, na the usual lamentation of broke guys.

supersystemsnig:
Its an abomination that leads to hell oh. I rather be called an oldie and a dootch bag. For me, no MouthAction, or anything that bears a resemblance to an animal....No crazy stuffs, missionary and similar forms of missionary strictly. I rather lose some moments of ecstasy and please my creator than please myself and end in hell.

Do you engage in premarital sex?

phintohlar:
i go chop am oh babe, still commpliment am sef.. "Baby this pounded yam is so soft, you are a good pounder" o ngun yati (u can pound anything anything)

I pity yoh ooo, ma je iyan freely di igba ti o ma pound ori e

TGoddess:
I no fit laff abeg. E ma pàmi,14yrs ko easy.

14yrs kinni? Ittiz loff na

supersystemsnig:
Team clean sex. ..... We don't give oral, and don't expect it either...

Boringgggggg


Oldie

IamRaizo:
you just want her so bad....

Yeah, really bad and that rattles you up really bad. .

I want Tahrah

I need Tahrah

I love Tahrah. Oya kukuma faint

funmisticqueen:
yeah right, nothing is more sure of giving orgasms like clitorial stimulation. Skme babes dont even have a g spot

Lol. I doubt that tho, I think some don't just know theirs. Took a while before I found mine

teehamzat:

Tell me, how does one know ?

Me for example, talking about neatness i could uphold a very high score, yet have met innumerable count of ladies ,few with the most foulest/pungent odour, so by sekxy's words it means am dirty to have met them!....yes?

can somebody shout halleluyah?

Praise the Lord!

thesuave10:
THUNDER!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fire you

thesuave10:
LOL Oya lady or Guy?

All of the above

TGoddess:
I like him that way.

Berra tell him respect his in-law before I give you another man

Papiikush:
I don catch you. So you are still here abi?

thesuave10:
By the way are you a Furrish lady or Furrish bearded man

Non of the above

thesuave10:
Sorry she doesn't need laundry services

You're furrish

Papiikush:
There is only one lady on nairaland that acts this way. Busted!!!

Oshey! BustaRhymes

TGoddess:

Your man izz overprotective

thesuave10:
I hate giving head but receiving head is the best thing ever

Good! Gimme your gf's no, I wanto say something to her.

Papiikush:
Tell me Na.

Storyteller

phintohlar:
i'm telling u my sis, like me now no
isabi pound yam and i no ready to learn am so if my husband like am make he pound am himself i go chop am

Any man that demands pounded yam from me is evil! Which hand should I use to pound biko? Poundoyam, all the way.

I don't even complicate issues for myself before one dude will start thinking he has found a machine, I tell em upfront.

Ya wicked ooo, yoh wee watch your husband pound yam and still chop out it abi. .

Papiikush:
Yes... You do. Can't place my hands on it but my gut tells me I know you.

Hehehehe

I'm not the girl you think you know.

teehamzat:

Dewvy:
"Head" is good for the body. No pun intended.

Hahahaha

Case closed.

Papiikush:
Hollup though.

You type in a familiar way.

Do I?

IamRaizo:
you get issues... You like tgoddess bah, go ahead bro.

Slow down, loverboy. Yeah, I do but no one is taking Tahrah from you. You guys have mi blessings.

IamRaizo:
I see...


OK then, I will be in the UK next month. I want you to teach me this thing practically

Tgoddess, Tahrah, Tahrah.