Zimri:
HIGHLY RELATABLE

I can relate to this..
It *off*me

Bamzyriches451:
Nah Mehn
Real niggaz don't do pet names, I call her by her name except we're in za oza room then I'll pet her so she can easily open her congo for me

��baba wan shine shoe

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TinkTwice:
Hi guys, this is urgent!!! On red alert.

For long time/years now, I've been battling with this skin disease and it just became worst like 3months ago, with some serious middle chest pain. honestly, I gave up on this skin, especially my chest, neck and back region. And I'm all about chasing money.

But recently, my new girlfriend of 1month plus, saw my chest and back after our nsorinso and has declared "No more knacking", until the skin clears. That she can not even wear my clothes, if she's sleeping over, and I might transfer the skin thing to her.

Brethren poop! The pictures of my skin, drug and creams I use is there oo..i

.. If you have any natural remedy, pls prescribe 4me,im tired of the oyibo concoction..
Did I mention I have (RHEUMATISM? The seasonal skin scratching don tire me abeg.

Gracias

HEALTH

SIMPLY USE NIXODERM

GeneralPula:


God doesn’t do partial..

Nah God wey create messi create the rest..

God will watch them for 90mins to decide..

Nairaland na cruise
I almost off shirt

One of the bro code one has to abide with..
A real nigga will never have intimacy with his friend's sister...

Patrioticbreed9:

am huge down there..

my name is not kingDK for nothing.


indian ladies pussies are loose or should i use the word elastic?

at first my four fingers entered. with a little effort my whole hand was in till my wrist level! it felt strange

You might loose your wristwatch in the process if you looseguard

TheEnygma:
The signs are many but I'll list some...
1. Mode of contact: Due to high unemployment in Nigeria most companies often do "yanga" when they call you for interview.... So if the people calling you for interview are too excited to call you or they are too nice when they are calling you to come.... NA DEM.

2. Place of interview: If they tell you to come to interview without telling you the name of their organization or where it's located and just tell you to come to a specific address.... NA DEM.

3. Location: When you eventually go there out of curiosity , desperation or both and you discover that there are using a small hotel conference Hall or community town Hall... NA DEM.

4. Conduct: we all know how naija interviewers are..... So if you reach there and the people are very nice, polite and friendly and even offer you a seat before anything.... NA DEM

5. Interviewing style: If they put you all together and start lecturing you people instead of calling you people one by one and asking you questions..... NA DEM.

6. Lecture: If they start telling you guys how you can be making more money and how you can be making millions without depending on salary... NA DEM

If at any point you discover that it's them, just get up and tell them you're not interested and that you are going.

You've seen many things in this planet earth

mimilogistics:
I think it has to do with peace of mind. You are worried about your financial life and future, making you live a lone life brainstorming on how to make it in life so you feel watching football is a waste of time and adds no financial value to your personal life.


You need to learn to unwind, what will be, will be. if you will be successful in life, do your best and wait for time and destiny to do the rest. Stop worrying too much about money and your future, God alone decides your future through your destiny

Que Sera sera

Which of the segun oni,because I knew one as a Governor back then

I can't read what is written up there
What I know inside of me is that:
The heart of man is full of evil and desperately wicked...

Still the same set of people...
They can as well go to hell

SpecialAdviser:

Kudos to him
Waiting to know if he get pikin

Yep,,,he has a son and a daughter(lawyer)