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Jennyclay:
Nigerian men can’t go a day without doing something barbaric and heartless. Are you men cursed

Same treatment should be given to the man, he should be caged like an animal that he is and should be starved for 10 years. Nonsense men!!

Only Nigerian men would rape their wife/girlfriend/daughters

Only Nigerian men would murder their wife/girlfriend/daughter

Only Nigerian men would cheat on their wife/girlfriend

Only Nigerian men would starve their wife/girlfriend/daughter to the point of death

Honestly, Nigerian men make me sick!!!

Your father is cursed...
All the male in your family were cursed..
You are a useless, entitled and insatiable bitch..
Spit on you..

hardon1:
Poster is a stark introvert
My younger bro have that personality... It has pros cons though

Cons
1. They love to do things on thier own and fins it difficult to ask for help. But as humans we all need help at one time or the other

2. You won't know if they are in difficulty unless you ask. If an introvert tells you he/she is having backache, don't take it lightly, just know that the back is finished cos they don't complain easily

3. Their reserve nature is taken as pride: if an introvert didn't greet you in the morning, don't take it to heart because it doesn't mean they don't wish you well. Just don't just feel like saying good morning. If u keep them malice cause of that, na u go tire

4. Some of them have anger issues


Pros
1. They don't promise and fail: whey they promise you something, be rest assured they will do it. If them dey owe u and promise to pay certain date, they will certainly do it to avoid too much talk. They hate too much talk. If it's a gift they promise, don't disturb them too much . They will fulfill.

Likewise if you hurt them and they promise to deal with you. They will fulfill it too whether tomorrow or 10 yrs time

2. Like someone said here, they hardly have friends. But when they do, they go all out to support thier friends

3. They are masters of surprise: if you have and introverted bf or gf. Dem go surprise u tire

Please,,tell Mama chioma to give you 5 bottles of your favorite drink...
You describe me so well...
👊👊

E get why A comes before B,,cus attitude comes before beauty...

iPhone of 900k still need sim-card of #500,,,no dey do yanga...

Jakumo:
I no dey take dat mechanic work play at all o, Oga. Womens dem don even give me rank and rope to show say I be toto chopping master.

If you been wan learn am, you go first tell am to go shower, wash am well-well like how dem dey wash bitter leaf, before you start work.

If you chop am as correct man concern, eh, you go come see how di woman go dey fight, dey struggle like bush meat when dey inside trap.

No be small ting, o, my broda, make I testify for ona today, make I testify before man pikin and Papa God.

Wish i could like this thrice..
Obvious facts..

rolams:
Good! I want that guy wey dey play shot for Brighton too

Mitoma

From pumpumking to MrCork to daddyCK to MechanicMike...

Who dey ban your account?

Never knew there was a place named after mbape in Nigeria...

makeherscream:
Good afternoon my fellow nairalanders I greet you all ,

my girlfriend who is still an apprentice bought a new phone yesterday , I was surprised when she came to my house yesterday holding the new phone on her hand ,

When I ask her how and where she get money to buy the phone , she said she have been saving money since January to buy the phone, am wondering where she get all the money she has been saving ever since from ,🤔

because she's just an apprentice she's not earning salary or is it the little 5k ,10k 15k that I'm giving her she was saving or is it what am thinking?🤔 I just hope is not what I am thinking 🙁 hmmmmm Nigerian girls will not kill me ,

She lost her phone last year November I promise her I will get her a new phone that she should be patient,

and have been planning to surprise her with a new phone on her birthday , her birthday is just few weeks from now June 20 ,

Nairalanders how una see this matter

Alaye,,,
If you wanna live long, "avoid engaging those entitled gender" they are opportunistic!!

CRIME KNOWS NO TRIBE.....

Benzema and Kevin de brune made football more interesting and entertaining to me after Ronaldo and Messi ...

Excellent football players were about to leave the pitch...
I pray it won't get bored much in the long run...

This should be in the crime section...

Hope say them go show am for DStv channel like soccer Sha...
Make i dey my crib dey view am

If this guy hold ball ehn,,you won't know when he will run speedily through you...
He's smart for his position...
A calculative footballer in his time..

guobe:
If you are a widow on nairaland tell us your story and the fellow nairalanders will decide who we should gift the 10,000 naira to.Please be honest and truthful as possible and if as a widow you are doing well,just leave it for another person to benefit from it.God richly bless you.

I've been seeing your posts and comments on this form for quite sometime...you are a kind soul and a giver...
I can remember a man celebrating his birthday months ago and you did the little you can..
God's blessings and favour will never depart from you and you will keep soaring higher..
You will never lack anything good in life...

Continue your good deed sir
Drops pen.

Aareakinwunmi:
Have never been a fan of Bayern Munich, and I hate their dominance in Bundesliga.

Current scoreline of Dortmund against Mainz is disappointing.

You are topping the league with two point, playing your final game against a weak side, a team that you ought to maul down with goals.

And you are playing mediocre football, all the players deserve slap, during the half time Break.

You don carry Dortmund straight win...
They cut my ongoing ticket sef..

JeffreyJunior:
I'll be mad but seeing the innocence in their eyes, na laugh I go just laugh.

Their punishment will be to clean up by themselves no matter how shoddy they do it.

Also, the isiokpukpu that is cutting money like who dey do homework will follow me to the bank on the day I'll go to deposit the notes she destroyed.

If na adult cut my money like that, I go use am for ogwuego straight.

You got me laughing hard...

Rahkman:
African animals comparing two houses of government that have looted their future ....imagine a texas citizen coming online to compare texas government House with florida government House....if they call you African monkeys now,you would start shouting racism,when it's obvious ur brains belong to the stone age,stupid niggers

I'm shaking my head in disgust, seeing youths engaging themselves in tribalism and those religious fanatics...

after trying 2 to 3 numbers offhand, I got the right contact to her and we talked mostly about life and location


You have a child of 12years and you've got a girlfriend but you still go the extra length to get in touch with an ex of 18 months ago...

Your stupidity is top-notch...

I only spend on my mum and siblings,,but I do take bottles thrice in a week...
I'm all by myself...got no friend and spouse

May we drink all types of tea in this world,,,but never have a reason to drink povertea..

No be only will,,na Bruce Willis...

This same lienus that spends 20k a month??
buhari na saint for where he dey..

[quote author=doggedfighter post=123065913]All the people whose pictures I have seen do this kind of wedding always look the same.



Just poor men who can afford 10 yards of brightly coloured clothes to sew.


Never seen a serious minded young man doing pretty well for himself engage in this sh*it



Seems this is a kind of achievement for poor men.


Are you related to jennyclay??

They must have been dating for quite awhile before getting married...your comment holds no point and reek of hate...

Were you told that he's living in anguish poverty or he couldn't afford to run a polygamous Union??
You are entitled to your opinion though...

[quote author=Wagwanbrethren post=123062778]No be only attack from enemy. Fear go kill man before anything. The earlier una realise say all these trash na just to put unnecessary fear the better. Una dey bother over wetin no dey. That's a scam call!

This is how it works. The scam baba go pray for you, em go ask which work you dey do, come still give you lies. After that he will probably say you should get local sponge and soap, bathe with salt, and all those trash that you will experience good business, health, so on.

If you Don do the trash finish, na direct billing for em service, or you go do am out of good mind!
No dey fall for these lies, you don grow pass am. No body go hypnotise you over the phone!
No make religion/spiritism turn you to zombie. So if you get appointment,you go cancel am talk say na bad omen because of that occurrence?🤣


You are right...
Same called to my mom's line that he mistakenly sent an airtime,,I told him that I didn't receive any message, telling him that I will send it back immediately I saw the text...
I sent it back to him and told me that baba wanted to pray for me..
The old man prayed though and asked me to get a white candle,1 coconut and a sachet of salt which will be used for one special prayer..I was listening until he asked me to get 3 bottles of honey that was sold for 1k each which will be delivered to him..
He asked me to waybill it or send the cash...that was then it dawn on me that it scammers..
He mentioned my mum's name but I know he must have seen it through Truecaller...

How on Earth will you asked me to transfer 3k...
No be everything be bad omen,,you must be street-wise and make use of your head...

Na greed go make you dey hypnotized..

I broke up with my babe this morning because of something similar to this...
I no get time for shiii
Many fishes in the river.

UnusualEmissary:
Here!

The Airtel is N280/GB (changed price)

Oh!! My bad
Someone already did it 10mins ago before checking..
I will get to you soon...

Anyone selling Data at cheap rates here should kindly quote me...
Pressypears, unusualEmissary...

Mr cork or pumpumking,,you already have a new moniker...
Just dey catch your cruise..

2 laptops from 21 suspected fraudster?
About 15 of them will be $50 iTunes card buddies...
Most of them were casted because of their inability to stay low..