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Any type of spanish food . digusting to the core.

I am still heavyly not considering brown rice after all i have read. Abeg i will increase my daily activities so i burn off more fat. on a second thought - will attempt to cook maybe a cup to experiment - if it is murky - na ditch be that .

Say no to transprojection soup -


still murky mukina waters - You day off never over

<yawns - i felt sleeped>

I go run comot fast

Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever ,
I wonder where shes going ?

Moyola:
B very  kiaful! ahnahn!

naughty girl

Moyola:
Iyen la nba yin so ni?

if i catch u - i go flog that your small yansh

my standard don drop - na all this people dey creep my styles my attention is now spread in to a lot places


i need to refocus

A man went with his wife on honeymoon and they were getting undressed together for the first time.
The man took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored.
"What happened to your feet?" his wife asked.
"I had a childhood disease called Tolio."
"Don't you mean polio?"
"No, tolio, it only affects the toes."
Men then removed his pants and revealed an awful-looking pair of knees.
"What happened to your knees?" she asked.
"Well, I also had Kneesles."
"Don't you mean measles?"
"No, kneesles, it only affects the knees."
When he removed his shorts, his wife gasped and said, "Don't tell me, you also had Smallcox!"

awon omo de wan ti eni respect

them don come again

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]^^I'm hungry. . .

I want a tray of suya, please.[/color]

Your mouth like tray of suya - only u wan eat tray - abeg pass me the tray

Abeg no fighting - i no go fit seperate una

lol na real stress be that

sango punish you

abeg no mind about the haters - just do your thing.

Baba Agba
An old man traveled to London to visit his children.

One chilly day he decided to take a stroll down Oxford Street. Unfortunately while on his stroll it started raining quite heavily and he decided to take shelter under a store canopy.

While under the canopy, an Englishman who was passing by tried to be friendly to the old man shivering under the canopy.

Here's what happened.

Englishman: Cold ain't it?

Baba Agba: "Ori re ko da! Baba re lo ni shobu ni?
(Translation: " You must be sick in the head, is this your father's shop" ?)

Baba Agba said this because the way the Englishman spoke, he thought he had said "Kuro nihin"
(Translation: Get away from there!)

To help someone before they commit a crime means you are their
accomplice.
To help someone after they commit a crime means you are their attorney.

A divorce court judge said to the husband,"Mr Geraghty,I have reviewed this case very carefully and I've decided to give your wife $800 a week."
"That's very fair,your honour," he replied. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."


This one na deep joke - put on your thinking cap and i dont want hear dry joke or else i will slap you.

You must keep in shape.
My grandmother started walking five kilometers when she was 60 and now she's 97, and we don't have a clue where she is!

lol

anyway come and gist me - i want know more bout this bdness

lol abeg no kill me

Idowuogbo:
tel him am around and am gona b a bad bad gal loool

know more about this badness from

maka

u dey tell to shut - u know get senior photograph for house

Oya T_Z leave this chap to his devices and follow me and dont come back

ok

Idowuogbo:
hiii

i dey watch ooooo

dont worry babes - na code - he don back away

Pharoh - I am warning you

Ileke-IdI:
Mehn, my body is sooo sore. Need to get to the gym

Enter bush - lol