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~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:23pm On Aug 05, 2010
A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again. grin
Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language  grin Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited! cheesy

I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff.
Enjoy!! wink

[center]APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT[/center]
Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir.

My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir.

May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir.

Thanks
0709110515*


Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing. grin grin

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2010
Hehehehehe i done laughter die ooooooooooooooooooo grin

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:31pm On Aug 05, 2010
Please don't breaking our chair while laughing. please! cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:34pm On Aug 05, 2010
how came you guyses cannot spoke english ferry well . . . .i wonders how you communication lipsrsealed
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2010
Even those of us that studying English can spoke wonders. grin

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Spyker: 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2010
Engrish hard ooh.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2010
But you fit pidgin simply speak am ooo. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 7:04pm On Aug 05, 2010
Pharoh, what does you advise we done to this lost staff after read this letter?
Is it fair to ignoring this application or we just help the poor chap? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 7:14pm On Aug 05, 2010
you better took him back. . . . you pples didnt know wat you will be miss if you letting him gone

a words dey says is enough for the wisdom
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 7:18pm On Aug 05, 2010
Like googles has spake . . . You guyz better took him back because she dey bringing lots of experience to the in the company.

Like they saids . . . two heads are goodder than one. cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:22pm On Aug 05, 2010
hmmmnnn!!! what I will told you that is collect the man back and coming to your office again.

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 7:30pm On Aug 05, 2010
Assets like that is your office wanted to let off. . . . just puted him in your customer care or marketing dept.

or you can made him the PRO of your firm
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 7:47pm On Aug 05, 2010
And you will saw the wondering she will does toes the companies but always making sures she retiring there or what do you thoughts my pellow works? cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by nellaluv(f): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2010
The man has never back are you waiting for him to back
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 7:50pm On Aug 05, 2010
Pharoh:

And you will saw the wondering she will does toes the companies but always making sures she retiring there or what do you thoughts my pellow works?  cheesy

Which kinds of grammar do you just written? Are you sure you wented to school?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:08pm On Aug 05, 2010
I guessing Ben sef cannot spoken like the man o.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 9:04am On Aug 06, 2010
googles:

you better took him back. . . . you pples didnt know wat you will be miss if you letting him gone

a words dey says is enough for the wisdom


No let me laffing die o grin

googles:

I guessing Ben sef cannot spoken like the man o.

That isn't true. I am an innocent of that accusation. tongue cheesy
An English teacher like mine?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:55am On Aug 06, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

benz is a englich teacher ?? kai the studentses will not be able to spoke any good englich.

i will arranging a PTA meeting and told their parent grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 10:14am On Aug 06, 2010
Some parents spoke these too. . .it won't be new to their hear. cheesy
Pharoh is even the chairman of PTA, you need to listening to his speech. cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by amyg(f): 10:19am On Aug 06, 2010
See what you are doesing to english,it are not good.simply english,you cannot spoke.even nusery school can sparking gooder than yous
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 10:25am On Aug 06, 2010
<yawns - i felt sleeped> angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 10:27am On Aug 06, 2010
amyg:

See what you are doesing to english,it are not good.simply english,you cannot spoke.even nusery school can sparking gooder than yous
Don't minding googles, after all I am taught her back in the days, she were still into murdering English.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:28am On Aug 06, 2010
Olorun o. . . . pharoh PTA shiarman  shocked shocked shocked shocked

wat was you pples thinking how can you made him shairman. pharoh doesnt know how to spoken anything  angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mattex001(m): 10:42am On Aug 06, 2010
U peopleses are nt seriousing u re jst makin persons to lauging and crying 2geda pls jst helpin dat man to got jobs
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 10:51am On Aug 06, 2010
thread locked - cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:52am On Aug 06, 2010
pharoh !!! where is you dese fine mooreen ? came and report for duties jor !!!

comes here and teach all of we how to speaking englich
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:54am On Aug 06, 2010
blacksta:

thread locked - cheesy

THREAD OPENINGS !!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:09am On Aug 06, 2010
googles:

THREAD OPENINGS !!!

Joker - I saying thread locked - bad English ko Yoruba ni
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 12:12pm On Aug 06, 2010
See una simply correct english u cannot a spoke
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:14pm On Aug 06, 2010
googles:

pharoh !!! where is you dese fine mooreen ? came and report for duties jor !!!

comes here and teach all of we how to speaking englich

Dhiz moneying his no fyne for me . . . the complaints from you parents about yours englishes is too bigger for me to carrier alone.

Half you peoples seens my head teassers . . .Mr Ben-10?  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:20pm On Aug 06, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

correct sheerman. . . .i trust your englich spoken abilities

head teaser have followed womens o i seen him followed the french teaser

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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2010
I see no wonders my shildrens are so poors in Inglisz languages.

Mixing Frenchs and englishes together . . . lets does this now. cool

I wants to recommends you has our new head tizar on the next pta meetings. grin

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