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thatniqqress:

 
Huh
You that desperate
 

never knew soon to be graduates to talk like that

thatniqqress:

 
Ish 
Thought as much
Tried buzzing you
Wasn't going through
Was looking for you to come 
And have rice, chicken and salad
Buh since you ain't present on
Whatsapp, guess ama eat 
It ma self 
Hope you're helping grandma pound o?? 
 

lol I know you were crying and missing me badly

You berra keep ma rice especially my chicken, infact make it goat meat (to avoid stories that touch)

Pound what? Pound your heart into bits? Yes then.

Staying in villa is sweet
Just that the work and cleaning is hectic

Nothing surprises me any more
I've seen a goat that hisses like a snake

And I never knew birds could cough

Fun fun tho

Pweetyz bae I tried sending your ram(alive) but God is good said it'll dirty their bus.
Atleast I tried, now send me my turkey!

thatniqqress:

 
Blackstreak!!!
 

baby!!! I'm so sorry

I haven't been able to chat with you,
I travelled to me villa

And the network is shitty,
I'm currently using my uncle's phone

We'll chat soon
Going to Benin in 2 or 3 days time

I've missed your wahala
Wallahi

Ehen and happy xmas

Benromeo39
Pweetyz
3coins
Everybody
Naijaboiy( arrange 2 donsimon and one correct wine)

Petrinzy:
tanks bro...

HeyChiko:
Dude still wouldn't get off my a$s...even after the moniker change! And to think I heard a Marvin Gaye's song just this morning.... ..what's up bro? You heard Eminem's Shady XV? Believe me, dat album reeks of awesomeness....

McPete:
ya diqitz plx

Frankie09y4:
Pls guys,I've been unable to access my data on the kofa page.when I log on my new username and password,i see edit.How do I go about the clearance page and pls how do I log out from my previous kofa page because there's no column to click.Thanks

McPete:
Blackstreak! U on whatsap? Wana scan 2mao..

Doctor21:
A friend of mine needs help o. Are to scan nd upload uniben admisn leta.

Cc: Godwin10,Quatermaine, naijaboiy,blackstreak

Godwin10:
Once the session begins you have started lectures already. It depends on how early you are able to do your clearance and also that is if the lecturers will even come to class.

Charleschidera:
I started uploading some of d required documents on Tuesday and hav not finished all, so i only save it... So dat i will come back again nd edit it..... But since den, if i login into my kofa page wit my phone, dey wil write dis "Your personal data record is outdated. Please update." dey wil show me where to write my next of kin, permanent address and other informations...... at d end dey wil write save/confirm...... And i couldn't even see d date dey fixed for my physical clearance.....
What could be d cause pls?
Godwin10 and others i need ur reply..

Godwin10:
Yo Streak… Did you fill in your date when registering?

Godwin10:
Guy I will like to be the MC o… . That two equipment causes erosion to the pocket like mad.
ThankGod the clearance style has been changed though.

lol sire


But when will lectures now start

Godwin10:
You and your documents plus about N5000 for Gala and La Casera

5k for gala and lacasera

Shey na party I wan organize for auditorium

mesoade:
how will a sane human intentionally give his docs to a mad man?

the snuff has gone deep into your brain and has now mixed with your brainy fluids

Longstride:
are you pissed



'Followed my guts'
wasn't really quantum physics

How did you know it was me

OliviaPope:
Who PM'd you E be like say you don kolomental
How did you even get it
Longstride !!!!!!!!!!!!!

#smh *sigh*

Love,,,

HonourablePomk:
Ok soo were you given the invitation letter?

benromeo39:
I hope you didn't make the mistake of filling in the date waec started the year you wrote yours?

That's very wrong o, it should be may/june 2014 for example. Not 27th may 2014.

HonourablePomk:
Wait ooo You mean immediately you requested clearance your date was shown? What date were you given?

dopamine222:
pls i dont get the date part, i wrote GCE in 2009 in september but i cant really remember the date

HonourablePomk:
In that space for typing you only chose First sitting and left Advanced level,Higher qualification? ? ? Did they give you clearance date?

HonourablePomk:
Congratulation put me through bro what part was blank before you submitted the form ?

Quatermaine:

Congrats.. Course?

ojingbe:
GCE o level is what you will pick

Quatermaine:

Good.. Welcome to Uniben.

Quatermaine:

Try and get your certificate.. 2012 was exempted in the last clearance, there's a high probability that it won't be exempted this time.. Please try and get it so as to avoid stress..

kelvindim:
The statement of result is the school's written piece of the waec scoreline. It is written and signed by the principal of the school.

them still they do that thing

I have my certificate so it doesn't have use right?