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lakesider4: To d seniors in da house that did their interview today, we are waiting to hear from u guys oooo. Pls come and brief us.

Some peeps are ruining this thread with this Senior and Junior thing, Pls for the sake of clarity there are no 'seniors' and 'Juniors' in this thread, For the fact that I started this DB thing since last year doesn't make me any senior, we are all here with a unity of purpose, although the Bitter truth is that not every body might clinch †ђξ Job at the end of †ђξ day..Pls understand that bcoz U have been on it for 4months doesn't mean every body will stay 4months,I know of some peeps like @cuteyangel who wrote the test April and have already done medicals, while †ђξ so called 'Seniors' like us are still waitn for intervws. because they took the test April itz only normal that their 'blood' will be hotter and they will ask more questions.. FYI Nobody is taking over the thread, abi do u want them to go and open anoda thread? Pls house let's try to accomodate one another, I understand itz not easy but with a little patience †ђξ sky will be †ђξ limit. PLS this thread has exceeded the 100 page limit and as such could be closed @anytime, However no fretting coz if it happens another thread will be created with a link for ppl to still access posts in the older thread... Peace!!!

@bigfizh are they still acceptng Cvs?

Rehnoy: See TRASH!! Abeg draw ur basket close to u, because ur tears go full am and even overflow, that's wen madrid struggle to gain a 2-1 win tonight which we all know isn't enough. Wen ur basket of tears will overflow is when ur dear beloveth barcelona get trashed 1-3, I know u're a barcelona fan, so bro STOP CONSOLING ur PATHETIC state with MISERABLE LIES, it will only make matters worse for u. CHEERS!!!

Mehn this guy! U try for these predictions o, if no be the one goal wey u add, I for fear u 1-3 (0-3), 2-1 (2-0),

Yommykixz: pls guys, after the test, howmany interviews is one going to pass through before the training school?

2 interviews and then medicals

Gr8 piece!

ciwi: I really miss what this thread used to be

It used to be a rope...now itz a thread abi? Pls quit sulking jare!!!

A 400-level medical student of Delta
State University, DELSU, Abraka, in Delta State,
has been arrested by the police for allegedly
hacking into Governor Emmanuel Uduaghan’s
phone.
The student, who failed in pharmacology and
pathology course sent a text message,
purportedly from the governor, to the Vice
Chancellor, Prof Eric Arubayi, requesting him to
upgrade his scores.
It was gathered that enraged Govenor
Uduaghan asked the vice chancellor to report the
matter to the police and ensure the student was
arrested when the matter was brought to his
knowledge, as he never sent such message.
The affected student in a statement to the police,
however, denied the allegation.
Investigation showed that the matter
was causing ripples in the university, as the
university authorities, apparently responding to
the request, upgraded the score of the student in
pharmacology.
The poser by concerned stakeholders is:
Assuming, but not conceding that the text
message emanated from the governor, should the
vice chancellor have altered the scores of a
student that failed his examination?”
This is, however, not the first time the governor’s
phone had been hacked into by fraudsters. They
had hacked into his Airtel and MTN phone
numbers in the past as well as his email address.
The first text message to the vice chancellor on
July 24 reads: “My able VC, Chief Tony Anenih
called me in respect of one boy that just wrote
pathology and pharmacology exam in 400 level
Medicine. My able Prof, I want you to ensure that
boy passes, you know I cannot afford to disappoint
Chief Tony Anenih. Am in a meeting. These are the
details. CHS/04/05/88406.”
Thinking that the text message was actually from
the governor, as it came from the number with
which he saved the governor’s name, Uduaghan 1
in his phone, Prof Arubayi replied, asking for the
student’s name to which the hacker replied: “His
name is Imala W. Kelly. My able VC, all I want is
the boy to pass. Chief Tony Anenih has been
calling.”
DELSU vice chancellor, Prof Arubayi, confirmed in his office, Monday, that he, in fact,
received the said text message and contacted the
governor after the scores of students who scored
between 48-49 in pharmacology was upgraded to
50 based on standing regulation of the university,
“but he denied ever sending me such a text
message.”
He said the Academic Board of the College of
Health Sciences had met and approved the scores
in pathology, which the student scored 46, and
there was nothing that could be done about it,
other than for the affected person to go for a resit,
adding: “That is what I advised the governor.”
Prof Arubayi said it was the Provost
of the College of Sciences, Dr. John Ohaju-Obodo,
that drew his attention about a week after that a
text message, purportedly from the governor,
appointing him chairman of a juicy government
committee was received by him, but when he
contacted the governor, he told him it was a scam.
He said he wasted no time when he confirmed the
truth from the governor in summoning the student
and handing him over to the police for cyber crime.
“I am even surprised that the police have not
charged him to court, as far as I am concerned,
this is an EFCC case,” he said.
He said the student was currently facing a
disciplinary panel for breach of matriculation oath,
but lamented that he had not appeared before the
panel.
A university source said the student had been
suspended, but as at Monday, he was seen
attending lectures and had refused to vacate his
room despite orders to that effect from the
authorities.
Prof Arubayi laughed when told that
he was being accused of examination malpractice,
saying, “Did the student give me money to change
his scores or is he a girl to say that she is my
girlfriend, what was done was based on the
regulation of the school,”
Deputy Vice Chancellor, Prof Chukwuemeka Peter
Aloamaka and provost, Dr Ohaju –Obodo has said that no unilateral decision was taken by
the vice chancellor, as the appropriate organ
looked into the matter before upgrading the scores
of five to six students based on the institution’s
regulation. shouldn't the VC step down ?

Gone are those days when I used to type Okpekpe in google just to get some info about my people, now the name Okpekpe is now becoming a household name not just because of the forthcoming International Okpekpe road race but because of landmark achievements by Okpekpe sons and daughters all over the world. Growing up I used to tell peeps I was from Auchi just to cut the chase and save me the stress of having to spend the next 10mins convincing them that there is a actually a place called okpekpe. Currently according to Wilkipedia Okpekpe has a population of just 3155 people, how they came about this meagre figure we don't know , u can't really blame them because according to the great Chinua Achebe not until the Lion has its own historian the story of the hunt will always glorify the hunter... To this end Letz all meet here to brainstorm and rewrite our history ourselves. Invio okpekpe vba moo! ℓ☺ℓ!

umuoshe: People are not happy smoking, but they are doing that because that's the only way they can forget the hardship facing them.

. U LIEEEEE!!! Abeg no dey deceive ursef!

kallowdean: My dear Nairalanders,
I don't know where av gone wrong in giving out information... (but surely I av learnt my lessons)

And as a result of one or two things dat was not explain to me, I av suffered the Negativity of my words.
Because I shared it with my fellow Nairalanders that I av been retained at d head office in d "MICR unit", I am been punished..

These 3 paragraphs are confusing sha! 1st u dnt knw where u 've gone wrong , then u admit in †ђξ 2nd that they didn't explain to u why they took †ђξ action, then in the last paragraph u assumed itz bcoz u shared it with fellow NL that u are being punished. So sorry abt what happened, While most peeps here perceive U as being too cocky at times what everybody cannot deny is the fact that u have been very resourceful on this thread... I don't doubt the fact that there cud be a mole on this thread, But apparently from what u said they didn't tell u why they took their action, u just put 1&2 together and tot it cud be coz of an information u divulged here, I have followed ur posts here for sometime now and I don't think u ever gave out any info dat cud compromise them, Posting about what to wear and other things to expect in TS is not enough for them to post u to anoda unit...Possibly it was done for mgt convenience reasons not what u think... Just relax bro! Don't feel bad abt it, It could be a blessing in disguise. All the best

Akshow: Abasi! This polithiefcians no fear God o. Will that modaphucker governor tell me that a penny from the govt treasuries has never entered his pocket? any polithiefcian stealing wit pen and going scot free.

Hehehe I dey laff

biafranqueen: How do I open the emails because I am new to NL

same here, better still pls can u drop an email addy I cud snd it to

Thank God I came across this thread, I have learnt so much on this thread, @op thanks for this.. Pls I'd luv to send u my CV for u to peruse through and make necessary corrections for me. PlsSssssss my email is dodizik@gmail.com

[quote author=sonofyisa]u call pple unserious yet u r d worst of dem all...MR NO PRImARY SCHOOL CERT I cnt imagine dat......[/quote I dey laff o

hulkmarcopolo: For those that want to know how much nimc will pay, it is N856,414 for level 08/2.. That's graduate level pay for Bsc and N769,856 for level 08/1 for HND level.

That's Annually abi?

@Tonton Pls don't sound so authoritative like u are 100% sure of what u are saying, unlike u I remember what I applied for, and immediately the interview invites started rolling in I called up to 10 different contacts who applied for same Registration& Enrollment monitoring officers LG as mine, non of them got †ђξ invite and even on this forum I have not seen one person who applied for R&EM officer LG that has gone for interview, I scooped from a reliable source that R&EM officer LGs will get invites by May, Abeg no just come here dey dash people hopes like u are DG of NIMC. If there is anybody in this thread who can remember vividly that the position he/she applied for was Enrolment & Monitoring officers LG and has gone for interview pls let us know

Mi-gurl:
Hi Blanco, pleasure to meet you here. I was able to register and upload my CV to the irecruitment portal but was not able to see any available jobs open to applicants. Go to www.gtbank.com, then click on careers and then irecruitment, register with an email and password then go to "My Account", you'll see where you can upload your CV, passport and any other documents of your choice. The CV must be of Ms word format. You can also fill in your qualifications there..lemme know if this info helped.

Yea! It really helped , I have sent it...Thanx a lot, I really do apprec8

tunlex01: Are Ʊ saying some have written d test in anambra state?

I think so! They were invited to write in Benin, according to the lady I talked with she submitted in Onitsha and got an invite for test in Benin

Pls when and where did u apply?

tunddy: hi...... i use hp pavillion dv6 my system slows down at times when using it to work,what can be the course of it....many thanks

Same here

pweetymama: na so my bros.even if its 500questns,we will still write it.by God's grace,we will all scale thru.tnx

*Tongue in Cheek* even if na 1000questions sef

bayus_2003: [color=#006600][/color]yep, I just did. You would just upload ur CV. Daz all

Chei! How did u do it? I don find anything like upload Cv taya, sotey I don turn Learner

EPIC!!! LWKAD!

michaeled45: Guys me I don send workforce regret mail first oo before dem send am to me . Below is a copy of the mail I sent to them..

Dear Workforce,

Thank you for taking the time to conduct the aptitude test on behalf of heritage bank.
Following your performance in the overall conduct of the exams and judging from the regret mails u have been sending out to pple, it is obvious that you don't want us to get this job unlike your counterpart Philips consulting who recorded a high pass rate.
I will like you to please remove your hand from my thing now or in the future and thanks in anticipation of not hearing from you.
I wish you success in your future endeavours

PLS ALL ! Save the email addys has anybody been able to send his/her Cv to their Irecruitment portal? I beg una Reply ASAP!

chitexy: @egoakolam Give us info on how you submitted your cv in irecruitment platform and stop telling us when u are writing and where u are coming from. This thread is for cv submission, if u do not want to help, run away.

Take am Easy na! Shuoo na quarel?

Princess zoe: @ blanco thank you for the encouragement. Tunlex i submitted my cv @ their regional branch in onitsha.

I remember writing the test with a lady dat said she submitted her CV in Onitsha since January, but they called her 4 the test 1st week of March, yours should definitely come next

waleajijim: Baba, what do u tink, in your opinion, is the criteria for posting to branch/retention in head office + if u have a particular dept in mind say MICR aw do u go about it............
Tanks.

Hmm! Guy u fast sha

What is happening to this generation sef? Ppl don't fear God

“Offering time, blessing time!” So goes the chorus
from members of the congregation whenever it’s
time to give offering in most churches.
To most Christians, the offering time is, indeed, a
time of immense financial blessing. But recently, the
offering time turned into a moment of hot curses in a
Lagos church when an already used condom,
dripping with semen, was discovered inside the
offering box after the Sunday service.
It was like a weird dream, according to the former
Chairman, Pentecostal Fellowship of Nigeria (PFN),
Ogba Zone, Prophet Tobi Okonkwo, who witnessed
the incident. The cleric said he couldn’t believe his
eyes when a discarded condom, with stains, was
discovered in an envelope in the offertory box of his
former church.
When Pope Paul VI warned on June 29, 1972 that
the smoke of Satan had entered the church, not
many Christians took the warning seriously.
With this recent incident, Okonkwo admitted that
the agents of darkness had infiltrated the churches
in large numbers and now occupy high-ranking
positions in the gathering of God’s children, where
they wreak untold havoc on the unwary flock.
Okonkwo, who is also the General Overseer of Living
Word Prayer Assembly, Agege, Lagos, wept over
man’s ingratitude to God during a recent monthly
thanksgiving programme of the church, tagged
Manna from Heaven.
Although the service was a joyful moment where the
shepherd distributes food items and other gifts to his
flock, his startling revelation brought a hush of
silence on the congregation.
His words pierced the hearts of the worshippers, as
he explained how man had become ungrateful to
divine benevolence. His several instances of the
atrocities committed in hallowed places pointed to
the fact that messengers from hell now walked about
freely in hallowed places. “It is really bad.
It has got to a point where some people come to the
church to mock God. They are anti-Christ but they
still go to church. You could imagine how somebody
came to the church and decided to give a used
condom in an envelope to God.
You can see how wicked man has become,” he said.
Okonkwo said the giver of the abominable gift
refused to confess his crime, even when the entire
church rained curses profusely on whosoever was
responsible.
He said, “A curse was laid on the person. Even
before the people laid the curse, God had already
seen the abomination committed in his house by
someone, who pretended he came to the church to
worship God.”
The former PFN leader warned other members of
the church of the reality of the anti-Christ, whose
reign would usher ungodliness in the world. He
lamented that prosperity message has taken over
the pulpit at the neglect of the gospel of repentance,
which had enslaved many hearts in pleasure and
love of the world.
According to him, most Christians hunger for
sermons that promise easy wealth, while rejecting
teachings that encourage chastity, discipline,
endurance and faithfulness.
“The style of the anti-Christ is to mock Jesus. Many
Christians today are crucifying Christ a second time.
It’s really sad and unfortunate,” he said. The cleric
decried the approval of same sex marriage by
different countries, describing the constitutional
recognition accorded to such couples as an
indication of the reign of anti-Christ in the world.
Source : The Sun