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elmisti:
So is it safe to say...u av bn smoking left over weed from secondary skul

You can say that again. I do top it with sapele water (local dry gin)

Oga Physika...how yesterday level go.

JibrilJunior:
SHAYO NA BASTARD
Elmisti got so high and was searching for his missing phone with the torchlight from the same phone he was looking for. Since he was so worried with the search and almost in tears, his close friend, Ademasta who was also high joined him in this serious search. After 2hours of searching, his phone rang, he picked the call and quickly told the caller:
"I'll call you back, am trying to look for my phone" and he angrily cut the call and continued to search for the phone he just answered a call from.
Elmisti decided to use the same phone to try calling his line and when he got a busy signal, he turned to Ademasta and said:
" Guy forget, that phone don go, the person wey thief am dey cut as I call am just now".




Enjoy ur nyt

Vewi funny. Back then in secondary school pen was always the issue. I would have accused my seat mates for stealing it before I will then see it in my left hand.

Faithluv5:
Thanks my dear. Made dis earring mysef. Part of my handwork ;Do do u like it

Me likey.

elmisti:
..........To the first lady of 2k arena.................















.......................Blessedgurl.............................





.........I got your back.....................

Thanks dear you really got my back Sure G. I thought I missed out.

dossylvanus:
What insolence is this?




Grabs head.......




RoooooarRrrrrrrsssssssssss!



Drops her on the floor. Today is not your day, hmmmph.

Sorry oh....is ask I ask....abi person nor fit follow you play again

Dossylvanus how far na....was it you that they were looking for and that they had to detain those black gorilla

Harinholar:
thenks bae

Uwc....If you nor get am I go naked bathe for bathroom

elmisti:
Mke she no worry na....shebi teachers ar still required to write lesson notes abi.....God knows if em post me for skul, n students go dey form note demslv, and na class cptain go dey write d lesson note.....

Bad Teacher like Cameron Diaz

djflamini:
Hello,my hommies.Gunners are gonna shoot down Spurs today!!!!!.hello Faithy!hope U gud babes.

They better do. COYG

Elmisti, has any award being won.

elmisti:
So to type ya own na big work bah?.......and na pple like u em go put for skul, u go write lesson note ur eye go open ....

Lol....abeg free the gurl joor

Gazaliah how the parole dey be now


Gud p.m

My nominees for today


Ladies Guy: Seun305, Hilsocial $ tk4life

Guys Lady: Harinholar, Keribaby $ Faithluv5

Most Active: Elmisti, Blym $ Olami90

Most Hardworking: Xcozee, Haywire1 $ Gazaliah

Cc: dubylhover $ flex12

Olami90:
Not only ladies.....woteva anybody is doing nd uses his/her HEART for feeling, it is gonna mostly be tragic.....buh if u use ur HEAD to think, it is gonna alwys end in laughter (comedy)...

#dats d interpretation of my sig.

Dats y I dnt blong to d party of those dat says "Follow ur heart" nd I wil neva.
Heart dat is full of emotion nd can be deceitful.

All is well


Good morning everyone.

Damn that's so true

Top of the morning Everyone. Do have a lovely wednesday.

blym:
Saw this just now! How real is it? https://www.nairaland.com/2617201/im-love-maried-man. . Blessedgurl, cuman comment.

If it happens to be real, I wouldn't blame the lady because she didn't know at first but then again she found out and still want to be "sidechicked". Damn that's saddening in this century. She is really materialistic $ not thinking because she wants to be a SIDE BOO to a married man with money, wife $ kids but not an ONLY QUEEN to a guy who hustles day $ night to make sure he makes it.

P.S: The man will leave her for his wife once he is blessed with SENSE. Ladies needs to follow their HEAD $ not Heart when its comes to things like this.

This is heartless. What kinda money is he trying to make from his father's heart. Young peeps are out there hustling to buy their parents houses $ cars but he choose the wrong way. RIP to the dead.

blym:
me yaf been suffering 4rm colding if nt 4dat, i'd have bn perfectly perfect! Ow ws work? U?

Kpele...the rains won't just stop. Its well. Tomorrow will be better.


Work is fine.

Evening all.
Thanks for the mentions
How physika birthday go, have been busy all day.
Blym dear how you tonight

My nominations
Best E-couple: Elmisti and Dolafunmi, Aare2050 and Allsmyles, Jibriljunior and Haliluck (this one was official)

Most Annoying: Elmisti, Haywire1 $ Mistabiola

Best Female Moniker: Harinholar, Keribaby $ Wreetah


Best Male Moniker: Blym, 2el $ Babatawa

Cc: Rmfunky and Whizqueen

omitooguns:
correct Lady


but wetin Pastor dey drink now dey there na Physika b pastor...and me too...


Pls puputa mmiri ....this is for eze mmaya them...eg xcozee

Lol....una fit drink coke $ chop the cake without the weed on top.
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Truth be told. He was an ex-weed distributor na

Happy Birthday PHYSIKA and more beautiful years.

Enjoy today
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For all to enjoy take wetin you like.
Weed dey for weed lovers (Elmisti customers)

blym:
beauty, Am great, and u? Your night? Morning .

My night was great too. Am fine

Beautiul morning to you all. Cc: Blym how you.

KeriBaby:
Those people would not agree to be posted to Borno even if they increase allawee to 100k














Imagine say allawee na 100k Choi

Lol...for that one na safety first

elmisti:
Must it alwys b abt the pay.........No matter how much, no one can never be paid enuf!.....Xcozee, if u will be very hppy there, stay...If u wnt, bro move on to where your happiness. Is

Some peeps go say "if it aint about money then its not making sense"

Gazaliah:
Hian....
She is not.for him unless my little e-sis gree for am

Issorait. The lady knows best.

elmisti:
So u ar now quoting words of blym ba?......weed truly work wonders

When you sell wetin you suppose expect.

Those ladies TB looks good.

Aare2050:
yeah





yeah




yeah



now I recollect




that is ones more




but I'm not sure you are o we if the night guide o
what are you doing up this time



me in will suffer this at work tomorrow


cuz I no fit see sleep again since it's morning already

I tire for myself

Same here bro. I slept in the afternoon yesterday. Na sleep sure for work.

Aare2050:
wow



kind people just they show face




free plots of land



now a free engr





this is a sign of good things to come

When you want to bless other people. It attracts helpers to you too.

According to Blym "open hand recieves"