RaHik:
D guy wrote last yr tu but ddnt score up to 20. And ds yr's a disaster.

Mikebis: Latest news..abt 35% score abv 50 in ui pume,dat means 35% pass ui pume,wen u av 50 abv,i blv in on a verge of bn a uite

Mesopotamia: TO DO LIST FOR TODAY,FRI 4TH OCT 2013.
*wake up.
*scrath head.
*scratch balls.
*scratch nyash.
*go and piss.
*visit nairaland.
*check mail.
*check facebook.
*join family for morning devotion[i hate this part]
*visit my WC while i'm listening to front page news and analysis on classic fm.
*wash my face and clean with facial cleaner.
*go back to sleep after everyone might have gone out[home alone]
*wake up again[if God allow am]
*Visit the kitchen straight[they don't joke with my food in this house]
*feed the dogs,clean their cage and pack their sh-!t[i hate packing dog shit especially when i jst de-worm them]
*visit nairaland again.
*visit facebook again.
*make a call to a new girl i'm chasing in my church.
*watch tv while i switch off my phone coz i wanna charge.
*take my bath and brush my teeth[are u suprise dat i'm bathing at noon?+i dnt like brushing b4 eating]
*sleep again.
*visit facebook and look for trouble.
*I'm nt forgeting my 2go peepz.I'll be online bt offline coz i dnt wanna chat wif some retards on my list.
*feed the dogs again and play play play.
*eat again
*sleep again
*eat again.........
*If u wanna knw the rest,pay me a visit....[girls only-i no be gay.]

Taylor184: Babe...smh for u...abeg stop eatin too much of akpu with ogbono,it makes u imagine tinz dat cant be!!!!Biko,pls,no dey chop too mch akpu again :/

saleemema: Sir, wetin do d release?

E gek K leg abi na Y leg u call am?

Akby:

it ought to be out on Friday but with this NASU strike I doubt sire

SOA93: iz dere intrestin lyf in hostel such as:eletronic set (TV),gas cooker,electric kettle,toster,iron?.............nd gun,lolz.......

Ifyx: Jez tuu brıng down d rısın tensıon ın da thread






...Akpors forgot to zip up his
trousers, so a lady
tells him politely, "Sir your
garage is
opened." Akpors gave her a naughty
smile as he zipped
up and asked "Did you see my
black Range
Rover jeep parked inside?"
The lady smiled back and said "No, just one
small Volvo with two Flat tyres."

Akby: Senate to seat to decide cut-off mark for various courses today...
Start keeping your 10k for acceptance fee cos it's closes after 2weeks
from the date soon to be pasted
Greatest Uites

fineyemi: . Gud. So d 1st batch list wil b 4 only those who surpass d cutoff mark. Then follow by Direct entry 1st batch list and UME 2nd batch list which wil b for those who couldn't make d cutoff but hav an advantage of fallbk courses.

Debonny90: Guys i heard as at last year if u get up to 50 bt u didnt meet d cutoff 4 ur course u'll obtain a change of course form to change to a course dat u can study with ur postutme score...aw true is dat.....and i just pray engi cut off is 50 o...expecially civil engi

shakur07: abi nao had it been UI don pase am gbagada ni we go knw watsup ** bur werin dem wan gain from lieing sef *

Leystra:
You no know say dis place na genius paradise ni...

laryom1: Let's sit down and sort sum fn out. You dt say u had 80s n 70s, can u shw us ur munched screend result as proof? Cuz art stdnts supose to pas vry wela, lyk 80s and 70s..

Odunhana: BREAKING NEWS: Information reaching our desk made us know that, the just released Post UTME results of the University of Ibadan conducted on saturday 28th October 2013 are not from the very well known source. Reports came to us on sunday when a candidate whose identity can't be disclosed said was very sure of his ability and intellectual. Especially when it comes to writing an Examination. From what he said and we quote; '' Since i have been writing an Exam, i have never scored 22% ''. He said the just released, U.I Post UTME results shows that the error is from the management. And from what the V.C said, there should be an element of truth as the Vice Chancellor himself claimed he noticed the same from the ICT and therefore call on the ICT staff to address the issue on ground and remark the Post UTME results.. We therefore call on the candidates who might have seen their results earlier to keep checking the school's website for the real results which will be released as soon as the management find solution to the problem.



Source; Bad SOURCE#




Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Bros na joke i dey joke oooo..... How fa na my guys? I see say una blast the exam wella...... God will reward everyone here with admission. AMEN!!!!

Odunhana: BREAKING NEWS: Information reaching our desk made us know that, the just released Post UTME results of the University of Ibadan conducted on saturday 28th October 2013 are not from the very well known source. Reports came to us on sunday when a candidate whose identity can't be disclosed said was very sure of his ability and intellectual. Especially when it comes to writing an Examination. From what he said and we quote; '' Since i have been writing an Exam, i have never scored 22% ''. He said the just released, U.I Post UTME results shows that the error is from the management. And from what the V.C said, there should be an element of truth as the Vice Chancellor himself claimed he noticed the same from the ICT and therefore call on the ICT staff to address the issue on ground and remark the Post UTME results.. We therefore call on the candidates who might have seen their results earlier to keep checking the school's website for the real results which will be released as soon as the management find solution to the problem.



Source; Bad SOURCE#




Hahahahahahaha!!!!! Bros na joke i dey joke oooo..... How fa na my guys? I see say una blast the exam wella...... God will reward everyone here with admission. AMEN!!!!

Attah Ojoma :
Lwkm! Abi o! We go help dem release 1st list den dey cn handle d rest

shakur07: shebi na wetin we dey pray for b dah nao dem wan compensate us for d elay we had b4 d pume ni abi e no good

olalerey: Guyz i was told by one of my uncles (a prof@ui) dat ui wil stil upload al of our result as they wr doin at d previous yr nd dat they(ui)wil release d cut off points wit it becos ui is always transparent wit d admission process so they wont want wat wil b lik a hidden stuff to d public .he further told me dat notin lik negative markin dat i was given d score i had

shakur07: kinda sha ma spirit dey CBN dah day bur ma body dey crop protectn and environemtal bla bla bla