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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Elites Community Initiative (corps) Of Nigeria (ECI) by blinksjeff(m): 6:38pm On Apr 05, 2015
Eci is a fake company that are looking for money for in all cost they charge for forms at the rate of 5000naira and charge for uniforms at the rate of 15000,they also charge u for their training certificate and membership form at the rate of 5000,they also charge for accreditation at the rate of 15000,I was recruited at nysc keffi road, we were ask to pay for accommodation 6000 but ntin was rendered we slept outside,okpara the gen.commandant don't come to see how trainning is going on,if at all he wil come he will not spend upto 20mins. And he will leave,he has promise us times witout numbers dat it will comission by d government but all were lies,little do we know that ECI was regestered as a private security guard,thankGod for some of our members dat were close to him realise we all dupt, and decided to inform everyone dat its fake,my pains is dat even as I speak some people ar still following him....well I pray dat their eyes should be open even as ours has been open. AMEN.
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Hotel Job by blinksjeff(m): 8:08am On Nov 12, 2014
I need a hotel no matter how small it might be.....i hv my ssce certificate am from abuja , pls call me on 08095979006 for any vacancy. Tnx,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Elites Community Initiative (corps) Of Nigeria (ECI) by blinksjeff(m): 2:22pm On Nov 08, 2014
Elites community initiative corps are fake pls advice anyone involve in it to stay back cos its fake......there general commandant okpara is just using them,ECI is fake don't patronise it pls to avoid becoming a victim.i was a victim.
Jokes Etc / Jeff And The Lecturer by blinksjeff(m): 11:19am On Aug 06, 2014
one day jeff and d lecture were travelling so conversation occured.

LECTURER..do u know lowcology?
JEFF...No

LECTURER...Hw about ecology?
JEFF...No

LECTURER...What about ziology and biology?
JEFF...No

LECTURER...(irriteting) what do u ever know?wat on earth do u know? U will die of ignorance.

Shortly d board begins to sink d lecturer was so scared.

JEFF....Lecturer, do u know swiminology?
LECTURER..No

JEFF...What about escapenology?
LECTURER....No

JEFF...Today,u will die of crocodilogy because of your mouth........

One word for jeff......comments
Jokes Etc / Ebola Virus by blinksjeff(m): 10:56am On Aug 06, 2014
SEE WAT EBOLA VIRUS HAS CAUSED......I JUSR SWITCH ON MY NOKIA PHONE DIS NOW AND THE TWO HANDS REFUSED TO SHACK HANDS AS USUAL.................comment
Romance / Final Love by blinksjeff(m): 7:52am On Aug 05, 2014
What do u tink about love and sex........
Romance / Must Read.....true Life Story by blinksjeff(m): 6:04pm On Aug 04, 2014
A man was in love wit a gal,he has tried almost everything to get d girl but all to no avail because he was poor....some how this man was opportune to travel to america wit his uncle,there he was introduce to a work which earn him alot.

After 3 or so this man rerurned to nigeria a wealthy man,coincidently he came across d gal they all embrace in shock and surprise,after d embracement d man gave her some america dollars which she collect.....they both exchange contacts,d gal told d man she is now married woman..d reaction on d man face tella dat he was not happy because he loved.

4days later d gal ran to d man for help to solve so family issues,he promise to help her and ask her to meet him in an hotel room,which did,he gave her d money wen she wanted living he drag her back,and ask her IS SHE JUST GOING LYK DAT WITOUT DOING SUMTIN? But she told him she is married and she is 3month pregnt.....but he forcely make love to her......

Shortly all his business begins to collapse,and had to consult a native doctor,d native tols him d woman u forcely make love to placed a curse on u and d only way it can b distabilize,its only wen she give birth and d child can pronounce d word MONEY......then all his wealth will retrned......to be continue...........wats ur opinion,and wat do u tink happens to d man
Romance / Re: Advice by blinksjeff(m): 5:37pm On Aug 04, 2014
Am nt d one behind her ooooo
Romance / Advice by blinksjeff(m): 2:21pm On Aug 04, 2014
I asked a gal out,after long period of disturbancy she accepted my propoaal,....so i began to press her askin her to cum knw where am staying,finally she agreed dsame day she agree to cum to ma houz, i mum called to pay me a visit,wich i wlcm her,wen my mum came to d houz and saw me and her ...after d entertainment she sat us down and began to advice us to becareful.....we all appreciated her,after a while she lives...suddenly i discover sum change from ma gal's face i ask her she told me why will my mum advice her,is she a kid or dont i knw its only kids parents advice? I tried to explain to her but she took it personal......pls pals advice me wat should i do,,is it a crime for parent to advice in a relationship?.....should i stil go ahead and propose marriage to her.........? I nid ur advice pls

Politics / Re: Female Suicide Bomber Dies In Failed Attempt to bomb University In Kano by blinksjeff(m): 11:29pm On Jul 31, 2014
Their will never be peace for the wicked.....God pls watch over ur pple

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