₦airaland Forum

Ilamina:


Hot sun, ugly environment

Only white people, or people that have studied abroad should have s.ex in nigeria

See monkey, (monkey) monkey wey mumu, (mumu) monkey wey no wise... Local man wey follow Libya go Spain dey talk, rubbish


In short I no sure say you don even see airport sef

Germannig:
I did not see Aregbesola's Osun (fake richest State in NIGERIA) on the list.

What does that say?

We all know Osun is richest from behind

Make sure you include Rivers state in that header... Wetin dey worry you sef?

Davash222:
Until I see video or photo of Gedoni’s dicck inside Khafi’s kpekus, they didn’t fucck!!

Shikena

Uncle is doing everything possible to regain his lost relevance

But we all saw this coming...

She wanted to resign but they told her to wait so they can of course ridicule her as usual.

Just because she leaked a memo that exposed Buhari as the brain behind the recall and promotion of Maina the pensions thief.

So how did she end up in the room

A serial killer is on the loose in Port Harcourt

Renderhelp:
Hello dear.

It is actually AN hotel, not a hotel

The H pronunciation in the word hotel is not silent.

Take note!

Where you learn your own English?

BTW the poster should report to the relevant authorities not nairaland, you can go to ministry of environment

AAEEI:
Lol
BSc = 5 year certificate Affidavit = BSc = 30 minutes certificate

No time to waste

AAEEI:
I am school drop-out with a CERTIFICATE

My guy go and swear your affidavit immediately... They said you're qualified as long as you can prove to us that you once attended school. If you dropped out how's that their business? Oh! So you don't know the law again?

You can go to school, make trouble don't even graduate as long as you can pull enough political followership with your gra-gra... When they ask for your certificate go to court and swear affidavit, e nor cost sef, just 1k... daz all.


You can apply for any job now with your oxford affidavit... E nor concern anybody, I start for oxford finish for Cambridge but them no give me certificate... I fit present my affidavit

For those of you asking for pictures of Wike's project, meal is served.

I wonder if their proponents have ear problem... bloody religion of piss

This is normal in Nigeria

Bad people

This man is a clown

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
If you are not a fool yourself, you would have realised that the ability to communicate in English is not the peak of knowledge. Toyota is not an English company and your ilk should be ashamed that in negotiating with your countries, businesses like Toyota have to communicate with you in the language of your slave masters. I would have taken you seriously if you had criticised him on an issue other than the ability to speak English. Fúcking anglomaniac!

You're so pained

Skengman:
And what development has Rivers State seen in the past 4yrs? Everyone must not comment uno.

If you can't see then you're obviously blind

JudgeOGBUNABALI:
Then report at the nearest police station

He should call SARS that's their job

The are called Special Anti Robbery Squad

These are all part of a grand plan of the eminent rape of our judiciary and by large our democracy tomorrow

Very stale

Yet you wine and dine with the corrupt

Terrorist midget governor

Very good... We cannot continue to play politics with our development


The dullard should take a cue from this

We need square pegs in square holes

You thinks say the Wike na child's man?

Wike's condition is one where the Lord set confusion in the midst of your enemies for your good

ADAMUdaCOWBOY:
Reno, Goodluck was not any better. Just shut up! Buhari is doing terribly, no doubt, but the foolishness of your goodluck is largely the reason we are here. You are talking of comedy? The comical president is the one that said stealing is not corruption. He also said "Nigeria is one of the countries with the highest number of private jets, I wonder why they say it is one of the poorest countries in the world". Goodluck is a clown par excellence.

The foolishness of your likes is largely the reason why we are here today... Meanwhile let's enjoy it together, courtesy of you gullible lots... Buhari will continue to disgrace us far and wide, I hope one day you all will learn.

A man that cannot intellectually engage people in English, maybe Toyota should have allowed him negotiate in his native Hausa language with the help of an interpreter.

I've never felt so insulted and embarrassed as a Nigerian... Tufiakwa I dey shame

This was rather too harsh of the senator... I know this senator and I hope he does something fast so as to redeem his good name.

OLAADEGBU:
Let's just pray that this will not happen to your daughter, sister or any of your loved ones.

My daughters no fit mumu like that... They were thought to raise alarm If they notice any suspicious move from anybody at all

So my guy just forget that thing

I believe her sha... But how you go allow person blow you once, twice and thrice... In fact the one wey dey pain me pass na dat doggy on top bonnet.


How una wan take convince me say person wey set collect doggy go come talk say dem rape am?