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;DChoiii! House sweet die! At least Beverly go rest now abi. . . I'm watch the whole drama live on channel 198 on DSTV. . . He's crying . . .lols. . . $300,000 don go! . . .hehehehe

ogompaul: aw genuine is this info?

. Man, i was still in school as of yesterday, so i know what i'm talking. On my way home tho. . . I badly need a respite.

To whom it may concern, UNN direct entry form would soon be on sale. The University Microfinance bank issued a notice that they would begin the sale of the forms on August 28th. More information is comming soon. For now i don't know the cost . . . Meanwhile remember i can aid you get the form when it is out. If you're interested, just give me a call with 08094813710.

Forms are going to be on sale from 28th.

Na wa o! Who is formenting all these rumours na? So far nothing has been said about DE unless it just came out today. Meanwhile, i might be leaving campus this weekend. We've been asked to vacate the premises today b4 7AM. Its been nice keeping every1 informed. . . .

sarutobi: Hello fellow webmasters,

i am using facebook to build an audience for my new website www.freesoccernews.com and i now have a dirt cheap and easy way u too can learn from.
I do not post on nairaland much (since i have not had much to post) but i feel i should share with you something i am about to achieve. We all know how expensive online advertising can be especially for small time website owners like us. Facebook ads especially are quite expensive when one considers the ROI so it is important to aim your CPC to the very minimum: $0.01

This was what i wanted from the start so i set up my advert on friday and it ran for a while. BAM!! $10 already gone just like that and i got just around 23 clicks.
I had $100 in my account and i knew that if this continued i will just have a mere 230 fans. (help me do the math if i am wrong )

Enough small talks, here is what i did:
1. i changed the photo of my ad from a well dressed young woman to a hot lady baring a little of her clea**ge . Pls guyz just a little cleavage or else facebook will not approve your ad. This move alone increased my CTR from 0.13 to 0.22 (afterall sex sells)

2. Narrow your target. If your audience is women of age 18 - 40 that lives in nigeria, speaks english, not in a relationship and like chris brown, then so be it. Dont target anyone else. Infact once the facebook traffic estimator starts to read above 5 million people that ad is probably not well targeted.
-I have also come to find out that women between the ages of 30-50 have the higehest CTR while people btw 50 and above do not even look at ur advert. avoid them.
-When targeting men (working class), run your adverts only in the evenings when they are back from work.
-Also average CPC drops by 30% at night (depending on the country you are targeting) and drops almost 50% by weekend(big players go to sleep)
-Muslim countries have the highest CTR . It seems these guyz just love to click on ads (i am still looking for what i can market to this region)

Okay, i am still researching and i will post more. Just remember that CTR is king in facebook ads. aim for a CTR of 0.2 and above and you will be fine.

I had $120 in my account and i am currently paying 0.01 per click now for my ad. if my math is right i will get around 10,000 fans b4 the money is exhausted. attached is a picture of my progress: i have a CTR of above 0.5 and my page i opened on friday now has 2015 fans

I hope this helps someone. Ask any questions, i will try my best to answer accurately.

Dear op, i followed your tip and created a facebook, although mine runs a $2 yet it i've seen no activity.

I don't know what goes on that frat "Lee Temple" but i sure know they are wearing Versace! Rapper Olamide is also a member, and after theinitiation, Wizkid now becomes known as Wizzy Lee...lol... So D'banj= D'banj Lee & Olamide= Olamide Lee?#justthinking. See the confirmatory tweet below:

ogompaul: please house, if anyone could assist me get direct entry screening past questions for Med surg, I wouldn't mind d cost. or tell me whr to get it, can I get it @ UNEC ENUGU? any assistance would b highly appreciated

My dear, it's good o, but nothing beats reading you JAMB past qxns thoroughly.

Limaco12: pls can someone tel me if UNN have started selling dre Direct entry screening form?

Not yet, lets keep waiting.

For those who called me with the number i dropped earlier, Medicine does give admission through direct entry although they didn't some sets ago when they had accreditation problems. As for Engineering, i don't know, but if you're interested i can make enquiries, since am still in Campus. Sorry i've not been on nairaland regularly. . .lol. . . I was setting up my website. Meanwhile you can also give me a call on 08094813710 if you have any pertinent question or drop it here on NL. . .and lest i forget, DE into medicine is highly competitive, they take based on available space and quality of performance in the post UME and your first degree. Infact several people from my graduating class '13 here in UNN are reapplying into medicine.

STORM2: Eeya. Thank u so much. Ofcourse u've been of help. Ur very presence is a great comfort. Thank u.
I'll be so happy when the forms come out. Mehn! Brother, use the loneliness for reading oh. Its hard but it will pay of IJN. I'm even scared of UNN their questions no cheap at all....

Don't worry about the thread joo....
Let's see if people will come back when the form is out

Thanks again....u promised oh! No forget us....

I stand by my word! ;-)

STORM2: Dude u dissappeared. Its just the truth.
Ur annoyance is unwarranted. U posted something on the 23rd and replied on the 28th. Its a whole 5days late.
But thank u for coming back. I understand everybody is busy with one thing or the other (myself included) so if u dissappear again...I won't blame u. Others on this thread dissappeared too....na so e be.

I read ur reply.. U forgot this thread even existed? Hmmmm....Please if u can help it don't forget us again. U are the only contact we have on the 'inside' in that school...abeg dey show face.

If we all keep dissappearing, this thread will die and future sets will have nothing on nairaland to learn from.

Owkay, madam i won't forget you'll i promise! I wasn't angry thö just a little ruffled. . . School is actually empty right now, 90% of studens are gone and even me self am fed up with the LONELINESS. D. E. forms might even start selln today, when i go up skwl, i wld check the bank. . . Hope i've been of help? This thread is dieing slowly thö.

STORM2: Lol...dissappearing acts.....

You are so not nice. . . Sincerely, acts like this discourage people from doing good.

ogompaul: dats Cool from u, Mr. Kingsley, so please is d form for DE screening out? if NO, Wen are expecting it?, secondly, how do d questions look like?, I would b much grateful if u could tell me weda to submit my transcript before d screening or after d screening, any other relevant information will b appreciated, Thanks.

forms are not yet out, though may be out as soon as next week! As for transcript, that isn't much of a problem now because it's after you pass the exams and interview that it wld b required for clearance, in your new dept. But, i would advice you get it ready tho. Sorry i took this long to reply, i almost forgot the thread existed, but i found it again via an email from NL.
Guys please i can also help any interested person get the UNN post UME result checking scratch cards, just call me=> 08094813710

The controversial Nollywood actress and her boobs made an appearance at a friends birthday party which held at DV8 yesternight, and she had this to say; [See the first photo below]

OKAY PEOPLE, am here! You can call me Kingsley, i am a fresh graduate of UNN, just rounded up my first degree and am going in for Medicine also in UNN, through DE! Am still in school for now, waiting for the DE exams, so feel free to ask me your questions and i would answer or call me 08094813710. I would try as much as possible to answer. Thank you.

Yep! I just got CONCRETE information. The 2013/2014 Post UME screening results of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) are out! The results are now accessible online at the school's portal (www.unnportal.com). But you need to buy a "RESULT CHECKING SCRATCH CARD"

THE PROCEDURE FOR CHECKING RESULTS INCLUDE:

1.You need a fresh result-checking scratch card to access your 2013 UNN post-UTME result on the school's portal.

2.You'd need your JAMB UTME registration numberand PUME-Access Code.

3.If you have your PUME-access code and JAMB UTME registration number ready CLICK this link=> [http://www.unnportal.com/mo/std/pme/6/login.asp].

4.On the page that loads, enter your JAMB registration number into the box provided. Enter your JAMB registration number again (in the next space) for verification. Please don't copy and paste. Enter your access code now.

5.Finally, and most importantly, specify which result you want to check by choosing between UME and DE. When you have selected UME, click loginor just hit enter on your keyboard to view your result.

Please NOTE: The results are being processed and uploaded in batches bacause candidates wrote the exams on different days in different sessions. Don't worry if yours is not yet there, just check back later.

DO YOU NEED HELP TO BUY THE RESULT CHECKING SCRATCH CARD? Contact me=> 08094813710

Born, july 16th 1990. This talented Nigerian artiste turned 23 today. Wishing him long life and prosperity. . .lol. . .and talent to produce "sweeter" party songs. . .

Once again be informed that the University of Nigeria, Nsukka hereby invites candidates who made her either their FIRST or SECOND choice in the 2013 Universities Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) and SCORED 180 or above for screening.
The screening will be conducted at the Nsukka campus of the University on July 18th and 19th as follows:


DAY ONE
DATE:Thursday, July 18, 2013

MORNING
Faculty of Health Sciences &
Technology
Faculty of Medical Sciences

AFTERNOON
Faculty of Agriculture
Faculty of Biological Sciences
Faculty of Pharmaceutical Sciences
Faculty of Veterinary Medicine
Faculty of Engineering
Faculty of Dentistry
Faculty of Physical Sciences


DAY TWO
DATE: Friday, July 19, 2013

MORNING
Faculty of Business Administration
Faculty of Education
Faculty of Law
Faculty of Environmental Studies
(including all candidates who applied for Surveying & Geoinformatics)

AFTERNOON
Faculty of Arts
Faculty of the Social Sciences
(including all candidates who applied for Public Admin. & Local Govt.)


PLEASE NOTE: The sales of forms and online pre-registration at www.unnportal.comENDS THIS WEEK FRIDAY. So #hurry! If you require any help in getting the SCRATCH CARD or for FREE ACCOMODATION in the hostel during the exercise, you canreach me at 07060442315. Please this is a sincere avenue to help and not exploit "would be freshers". Remain blessed.

ON HAPPIER NOTE: I concluded my final year exams this morning! Abeg! Help me thank God, because it hasn't been easy! TOMMOROW is also my BIRTHDAY! Hoping to bring you guys pics!!! #doubleblessing.

It is not a rumour! I just saw the official school notice posted at the Alvan hall entrance by the university government (Infact it was also posted in most hostels across campus, if you doubt me, call any of your pips there and confirm). All 2013 aspirants of the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) are hereby informed that the 2013/2014 screening exercise is scheduled for the 18th and 19th of July. Sale of forms commences on July 1st and online registration also commences same date. Forms could be purchased at any of
First bank, Daimond bank, University microfinance bank. . .etc. Forms cost 2000 naira! . . .and MOST IMPORTANTLY, the JAMB cut off required this year is 180. To my blogreaders>> if you require any further info or DECENT help you can reach me on 07060442315. Thank you & best of luck!

Nollywood actor, Emeka Ike, has landed a big one! He just got appointed as Rhythm ‘N’ Play Ambassador by President Goodluck Jonathan himself! This according to the government is in recognition of his selfless service to humanity.
The ceremony was held this past Thursday at the National Sports Stadium, Abuja. He was decorated alongside six other Nigerians including but not limited to: Victor Moses, and Nigeria’s top music rapper M I.
As part of its nationwide grassroots sports development campaign, National Academicals Sports Committee (NASCOM) on June 6 got the Presidency backing for its noble initiative, when Mr. President launched Rhythm N’ Play in Abuja.
According to NASCOM Chairman, Yemi Idowu, Rhythm ‘N’ Play is an exciting youth-friendly campaign aimed at enhancing mass youth participation in sporting activities and age-grade competitions.
He added, that “Rhythm ‘N’ Play will rely heavily on the use of music, celebrities, volunteers, news media and other elements of pop culture to amplify and realise its objectives. Mr. President launched the campaign on June 6, first in Abuja.
As a popular Nollywood actor, Emeka Ike has been commended from different quarters for fighting for Nigerian people whose rights and voices are trampled upon. Recently, he was also appointed a member of the board of Directors of Institute For Humanitarian Studies And Social Development (IHSD). And not long after that, he was appointed into the Board of Okigwe Zonal Development Authority (OZDA). . .levels slowly changing.

Yes, it's a question, because even though i was there to witness the whole drama, no one was actually conclusive on the issue. . . It all began like something out of a movieset around 2AM yesterday morning at the Eni-Njoku Hallof the University of Nigeria, Nsukka. It so happened that i was studying upstairs in the reading room when sounds of some one being battered brutaly behind the hostel came through! Naturally we all rushed to the windows to see what it was. 2 guys where actually beating up another boy who wore a swimming trunk. Theywere so rough handling the guy that the thuds comming from the punches and kicks where quite loud.
At first we could barely decipher the situation, but it was largely assumed that the guy being beaten may have been defeacating near the Anglican Student Fellowship secreteriat, whichsome boys was notorius for and the Anglican brothers were dealing with him. The whole thing took a difèrent turn however when they dragged the poor boy into a room in the B-wing of the 100series of the hostel whilst still hitting him. This attracted a throng of students who came even from other hostels with a thirst for Jungle Justice. They speculated that the boy was caught commiting homosexuality, and demanded that he be brought out to them! They banged away at the rooms door which was locked from within, threatning to break inand Conjured several songsmaking mockery of the incident. The situation was however reverted when the University Security arrived. They Whisked the Battered student away in thier white pick-up van, admist heavy Jeering from the crowd. The bottom line is, no one was conclusively sure of the boys real crime. Except the 2guys who allegedly, beat himup, those who were in the room he was locked up or the lucky few who were told the real story.

The much anticipated answer is no one. No one can take the place of mama in my life, not even a brother, sister, or father can be like her.
Mama, has been through a lot for my sake, she bore me for a whole nine months, an act no other person living or dead can do for me. As if that was not enough, my beloved mother decided to keep me as a foetus despite all humanly misfortunes foretold by our worldly doctors, eventually bearing me through a near death caesarean section that lasted several hours. Who can be like her? My lovely mother, who nurtured me without compulsion from her bosoms, and ensured I walked the good path of uprightness when the time was right. A woman who shares a mental telepathy with her children, even feeling our pains when we were miles away, never ceasing in her humble prayers for our betterment.
Who can be like her? That one woman who took the job of mothering voluntarily and without question. That devoted mother of mine who worked with vigor to ensure that hot meals were always available for us and our needs were always met, when papa was running aground financially. That beautiful soul who encouraged us despite all odds stacked up against our future, who made one believe that the future was only our playground where whatever we conceived could be achieved as long as we were willing to involve hardwork, supplications to the almighty God and honest dedication to our endeavours.
I dare to ask again, who can be like her? “Onye di ka nnem oma ?” (who can be like my beautiful mother- In our local parlance “Igbo”). That rare specie who no doubt was my first fan, to her I was a celebrity, every of my little successes she considered a notable triumph, seeing the hidden wisdom in me even in my deepest state of folly.
In conclusion, I am of the opinion that with respect to my beloved mother, there is no need asking the age old question “who can be like her?”, for the unique roles and extended deeds of love she has shown me in my just over two decades of existence, earns her that distinguished position which no other person can contest.


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The reigning miss University of Nigeria, "Chinelo Anazodo", is no doubt a combination of beauty, Intelligence and humility. Having known Chinelo for about three years now, i must sincerely confess how she manages to balance her position as a Queen, with that of such a down to earth student, really is beyond me! I recently cornered her for an interactive session and this is what came out of it=>

DKB: Please introduce yourself.

Chinelo: I'm Chinelo Anazodo, a student of Combined Biological Sciences, 400 level.

DKB: How has your reign as Miss UNN been so far?

Chinelo: emmm. . . It's been going well, but honestly it's been full of hurdles and blessings. I'm very greatful for this opportunity, because it made me mature faster as a person and i was exposed to alot of things, that people won't experience on a normal day. So it made me mature faster than even my mates.

DKB: Like how long does the reign, what's the duration of the tenure?

Chinelo: Actually, it lasts for a year, but until you hand over the crown you still hold the post ceremonially. That is, when Miss UNN is needed you can now appear on behalf of her.

DKB: Since your inception as Miss UNN, what has been your greatest challenge so far? As, we all know most paegent winners are expected to take up a project, what has been your obstacle(s) in achieving your project in the university of Nigeria?

Chinelo: My greatest challenge has been combining academics, with the office of Miss UNN. Although, having the passion of doing something for the student body and the non-feasibility of achieving it seems to be the greatest of all the obstacles.

DKB: So in conclusion, what are the five unique things about you an average classmate of friend doesn't know of your person?

Chinelo: okay, first thing people don't know about me is that am a very spiritual person. This is because i joke alot, am always at the sanguine end, they only realise this when they get a bit closer. Number two thing isthat. . . .ummm. . . .let me think.. . . I love handling issues of life, especially about women! I could spend years, studying peagentry, studying about how to be a lady, i even attend special lectures pertaining to that side of life on everything about being a woman. Number 3 of what people don't know is. . . i think people already know i have four brothers and am the only girl. Number 4, I love cartoons! Till the day i'm 87 i won't stop watching them. . . . I don't know what number 5 is o, but if there is any I would pass it across to you later.

DKB: It's been really nice chatting with you, thanks for granting us audience.

Chinelo: It's been a pleasure, thank you!

So there you have it! Miss Chinelo Anazodo, the reigning Miss UNN disclosing five things about her you never knew!