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Politics / Re: I was impeached because I wanted to be Governor' - Former Edo Deputy-Gov, Shaibu by blowjohn(m): 6:43pm On Apr 08
Nooo.
U were impeached because ur under phcn Band A. grin grin grin

And u don't know how to play the drum

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Politics / Re: Shame On The Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theorist by blowjohn(m): 6:42pm On Apr 08
Minsk24:

Awesome grin
As everything will be back normal after the eclipse, dem go use this one hold the brainwashed folks, lots of content creators don use this eclipse blow


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Politics / Re: Shame On The Solar Eclipse Conspiracy Theorist by blowjohn(m): 6:03pm On Apr 08
Plot twist:
A viral pandemic will be unleashed 3 days after the eclipse
Celebrities / Re: Don Lemon Weds Tim Malone (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 5:33pm On Apr 08
Even Richard quest na gay Lord.

Na so gay people plenty for CNN?

Satanic things
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Fault Tariff Hike, Threaten Strike by blowjohn(m): 4:44pm On Apr 08
enemyofprogress:
band G is very very sheep

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Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Fault Tariff Hike, Threaten Strike by blowjohn(m): 3:58pm On Apr 08
enemyofprogress:
na which band seun put am?


Band G grin grin
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Fault Tariff Hike, Threaten Strike by blowjohn(m): 3:07pm On Apr 08
ClearFlair:


What sort of selfish thinking is that. So because they can get higher salaries, the majority should continue suffering. This is the problem with most Nigerians. πŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€¦πŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ


grin cheesy grin cheesy

I hope they increase the tarrifs again.

Our sense never return yet.


Even common 3rd party insurance for motor una no protest.

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Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Fault Tariff Hike, Threaten Strike by blowjohn(m): 3:05pm On Apr 08
enemyofprogress:
Let's go there.

Seun I hope this new tarrif will not make you to start charging us on nairaland? Me I no get money. Anyways, Mynd44 go dey subscribe for me


Nairaland no dey band A
Politics / Re: Electricity Workers Fault Tariff Hike, Threaten Strike by blowjohn(m): 3:03pm On Apr 08
Thunder fire them if they go on that strike!

The government shud increase the tarrifs again sef!!!!
Politics / Re: Omobayo Marvellous Godwin Sworn-in As Edo Deputy-Governor (Photos) by blowjohn(m): 2:39pm On Apr 08
The song lyrics of 'mastermind' frm Nas comes to mind:


A Mastermind
Sees it coming before it comes
A Mastermind
Before he go to war he counts his one
A Mastermind
Everything planned out perfect
In case y'all niggaz got to get murdered
A Mastermind
Sleeps at night, real easy
A Mastermind
'Cause everything he does is by the book
A Mastermind
Never do a thing irrational
Lives forever, these tales are classical
Velvet bow ties, bulletproofs in the tux, when I roll by
In the car similar to a saunas, in my diamonds
And my principal is to study drama
Look what happened in Manhattan
A couple of years ago, when guns started clappin'
Two of my dogs fell, two of my niggaz ran
They was armatures in beef with a grown man
It taught me the lessons of how the strong stand
And how the weak, end up in a coffin
Play cool, that's the old school rule, man
Keep your ears to the street, y'all never lose man
Make your enemies believe there's love there
'Cause in war, belief is all fair
Rock them to sleep, shots in your jeep
And you ain't never know the plot was from me
It's from my Masterminds

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Sports / Re: Who Have Advantage Of Wining Premier League Title Among Top Three Contenders by blowjohn(m): 1:06pm On Apr 08
Angelfrost:


Yeah... Great point. I witnessed that.

However, this one is different! A 3-horse race this tight and close down to the wire.

Yh, I Get Ur point.
Business / Re: CBN Sells Dollars To BDCs Below Market Rate At β‚¦β€Ž1,101/$1 by blowjohn(m): 12:53pm On Apr 08
Paraman:
Gbese for people who bought the dollar above 1200.

I know few friends who bought it at over 1700/$.

One of them bought USDT at over 1800.

Lol the Guy go don Dey buy eba and egusi with chicken thigh with the dollars sef

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Celebrities / Re: Rema Walks Off Stage Of J. Cole’s Dreamville Festival Over Poor Sound by blowjohn(m): 12:50pm On Apr 08
Osimhen shud learn frm this.

He's in stage in Italy representing Africa but the Noise the italians are making is too foul.


Osimhen shud Walk away frm Italy

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Politics / Re: Emefiele Arraigned In Court, Pleads Not Guilty To Charges by blowjohn(m): 12:46pm On Apr 08
This man can't even enjoy his billions in peace. Every month na so so Court case.

See where greed has led Black man to.


U were Al ready very rich. What else did U want? What did U lack?

Now look at U.


Nas rapped on his son, 'Store run'


'What happens when dealers reduce to addicts?
What happens when kings don't see their potential status?'



Then he raps in 'life we chose'


'Who's wrong? Foul all your life, now you 90
On your deathbed you regret bein' grimy
What's lust, a bust nut? What's a thug?
A ghetto child raised around drugs, 'til he's old enough to bust slugs?
Then what's jail, to rehabilitate or to make a nigga worse?
When he comes home to catch another case?
Life's about decisions, you choose it, you gotta live it
You did it, heaven or hell or prison
Who knows when your clock'll stop tickin', get your weight up
Save up before it's over, neighbor, I told ya
You're gettin' older player, look at those who gave up. ..





I wish him well tho.
Sports / Re: Who Have Advantage Of Wining Premier League Title Among Top Three Contenders by blowjohn(m): 12:20pm On Apr 08
Angelfrost:
Not gonna lie... Man City has the sweetest run of games.

Arsenal needs to be wary of Spurs, Chelsea, and Man United... The latter 2 have nothing to lose, and will enjoy causing Arsenal serious misery.

Doesn't mean they can't win all... Arsenal is the strongest team in the EPL right now.

At this point, every point counts... So, none of these 3 can afford to draw games, going forward.

In all, whoever wins this title will be really amazing and worth celebrating.

I have not seen a title race this close and intense across Europe in almost a decade.



Last season in German league.
Dortmund bottled it on the last Day
Politics / Re: FG Plans Three National ID Cards For 104m Nigerians June by blowjohn(m): 9:16am On Apr 08
1001 ways to make more money. grin grin

Sense Too much for this country

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Celebrities / Re: AY Makun Confirms Breakup Rumors: My Marriage Of 20 Years Slipping Off My Hands by blowjohn(m): 9:13am On Apr 08
That's the process U pay for pouring everything out in the media.

When U marry a Media Girl U Get media results.

U celebrities will never understand thay Ur wife doesnt have to be the most beautiful.


Even this revelation isnt our business.

Solve Ur marriage issues in secret.

It not our business if its slipping in or out.

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Science/Technology / Re: #Eclipse2024: Will There Be Eclipse Today? by blowjohn(m): 8:41am On Apr 08
Band A eclipse grin grin grin grin grin

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Education / Re: Tallest University In Nigeria To Unveil In Anambra State(photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:20am On Apr 08
Artscollection:


I know you are surprised well that is how it is done in most developed countries, dem no dey waste community land in the name of building schools

Its only Health Sciences.

No arts
Education / Re: Tallest University In Nigeria To Unveil In Anambra State(photos) by blowjohn(m): 1:19am On Apr 08
I Hope that's not the Illuminati design an seeing o. Not the building but the Landscape.

Triangle.
Politics / Re: Atiku Knocks Tinubu Over Secrecy In Lagos-Calabar Highway Project by blowjohn(m): 12:48am On Apr 08

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T5UYIv4l7s


Like fat Joe says, 'yesterday's price is not todays price'

Travel / Re: Price War: Ethiopian Airlines On Lagos -london Route Now Cheaper Than Air Peace by blowjohn(m): 12:44am On Apr 08
Faiththatworks:
I'm perplexed and still in shock at what these airlines are doing.
I believe in capitalism,I believe that the customer is king and free to chose any options available to him/her but sincerely I wish Nigerians could boycott all these thieving, unpatriotic, profit taking and imbecilic foreign airlines and fly only Air Peace.
I say this because I know about the airline business,just 2 months ago,the cheapest tickets one way from Manchester to Lagos on ethopia airlines was close to 1 million naira when the Us dollar was close to 1400.
I remember the price for the tickets around 751$.
Suddenly from Lagos to London on these imbecilic airline is now 700000.
U wonder the amount of crazy profit these mad airlines milked our citizens for the last 1 year.
That's why I query the kind of huge losses some foreign companies operating in Nigeria were declaring last month,it's a terrible scam.
Nigerian should please support their own,let us stop this terrible habit of always bring our own down, this is the emotions these foreigners play on to totally suck us dry.
I stand with Air Peace and all other Indigenous owned Businesses all over Nigeria,who have put Patriotism above Profit.
God bless Nigeria.




When I said it here that Indomie had No business increasing prices cos they have a guje customet Base, people were attacking me.



I just wished were had cheaper noodles made by a Nigerian anf lets see if Indomie wont crash their prices.
Education / Re: This Is Why They Always Tell Us To Read Instructions Before Starting Exam by blowjohn(m): 7:37pm On Apr 07
brain54:
It's the person that set the exam that's wrong...

The instructions didn't say read question 10 first.

It says "especially" so when you get there is when you realize.

The instruction should have been "read question 10 first." To save someone all the cancelations.

The examiner just needs Jesus!


Wrong!!!


The exam is for Cognitive reasoning as stated on Top.


That means that the moment U see 'especially question 10', U shud, as a matter if fact, move Ur eyes to question 10.

After that U can continue with the Instructions amd then to the questions.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Donates Borehole To Gombe Community by blowjohn(m): 7:21pm On Apr 07
ibechris:
If u under-estimate this man,then u don't know politics.

He is gradually reaching out to the people that matters having found the areas he failed and now,he is amending it.

Don't under estimate him...e go shock many come 2027.




See ehn, those northerners will just eat frm him and dump him.

U can feed them all U want but they wont allow U rule over them.

Just take a Ride in a keke and communicate with them Hausa Boys and U will understand.


If I were Obi, ill just go and face My business.

They know tbey don't have water yet they cannot complain. Believe U me, even if Obi didn't give them the bore hole, they will still live their lives like its a Norman thing.

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Politics / Re: Labour Threatens Showdown As FG Insists On Electricity Tariff Hike by blowjohn(m): 2:51pm On Apr 06
Thunder will fire that labour.

Very useless lots.

They will issue threats and then back down midnight!

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Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky's Lawyer Identifies Him As A Female (video) by blowjohn(m): 1:28pm On Apr 06
Franzinni:
You want Dem to sack him ... A lawyer is paid to lie , he studies for years in university how to lie and lie well ... so he is on duty.

That is why they bury Dem facing the devil. Instead of facing heaven.


They bury them facing the devil how? Just hearing that
Agriculture / Re: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by blowjohn(m): 1:27pm On Apr 06
Beautifulday:


You don't know that pork is a disease carrier?


How come the asians that consume it a lot live the longest.

Don't tell me asians have genes that make them live long.


Saying pigs are disease carriers is not a point.

Cows are disease carriers too.

Frm bird flu to mad cow disease to tuberculosis

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Agriculture / Re: The Largest Pig Farm In Plateau State by blowjohn(m): 8:30am On Apr 06
Beautifulday:


You are a liar. Poke is consumed by the poor

U are a liar.
Pork meat is not a poor man's food anywhere.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Declares Panel’s Investigation Against Emefiele Closed by blowjohn(m): 8:37pm On Apr 05
ddippset:
It beats my imagination how Emefiele can be prosecuted without Buhari being prosecuted.

What sort of shit hole country is this?

Ordinary South Africa here, such cannot happen.


Na who dem catch, na e be thief.

Aka scapegoat
Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe Drops 'battered' Dollar, Introduces Gold-backed 'ZIG' Currency by blowjohn(m): 6:57pm On Apr 05
Why their currency be like photocopy like that? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Davido Purchases Bombardier 7500 Jet - Cubana Chiefpriest Hails Him by blowjohn(m): 5:56pm On Apr 05
seborrhic:

You are replying someone,the type of who believe a woman can change to a bird as a witch at night to torment her enemies and that one pastor in Nigeria can by mere casting and touching in a church premises make the paralyzed to walk or even raise the dead.
If people like this can believe that,there is no big deal believing Davido has a spare $75m to buy a private jet


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