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Foreign Affairs / Re: Picture Of Three US Presidents Sharing a Laugh by blowjohn(m): 11:18pm On Mar 29
Konquest:

The 3 Dems... A lovely photograph.

The 3 Demon crafts u mean
Food / Re: I Received My Own Share Of Palliatives From Dangote Foundation In Birnin Kebbi by blowjohn(m): 2:02pm On Mar 29
ManirBK:
pls why positive development irritates you peaple


He made a point.

Why don't u hope or pray to a loan of 5 million naira to start up a business. Why rice?

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Politics / Re: Don’t Curse Nigeria. Change Bad Leaders In Next Election - President Tinubu by blowjohn(m): 1:47pm On Mar 29
Jammy2012:
Eleriibu... He admitted he is a bad leader grin

Is he the only leader?

Governors nko
Senators
Etc
Politics / Re: Clement Ikolo Oghenerukevwe: "I Have No Hand In The Killing Of Soldiers" by blowjohn(m): 1:45pm On Mar 29
YesDaddyTill203:
“I have no hand in the killings, I have no hand in encouraging anybody to kill anybody. It is against my philosophy as a human being and my faith as a Catholic.



This one is more Catholic than the Pope.
Fake over sabi religious people over the land. What has been a Catholic got to do with what you are wanted for? So Catholics no they kill people all over the world on a daily basis? South Americans are almost 90+ percent Catholics and na there more killings they happen on daily basis more than anywhere on Earth outside of war zones.

Rubbish trash. Lock his ass up.


U harsh o!!!
Crime / Re: Wife Bathes Hubby With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Calling Men by blowjohn(m): 1:27pm On Mar 29
VeeVeeMyLuv:

I pity incoming boyfriend

Instead of him to run upon hearing this news he wouldn't

Well the boyfriend might not be our usual boyfriend, but a massive man with a massive wallet.

Aswear... No different from our celebrities who are always re marrying and marrying people who have re married as if it a normal cycle in life
Crime / Re: Wife Bathes Hubby With Hot Water For Stopping Her From Calling Men by blowjohn(m): 10:39am On Mar 29
If u check well, th woman is probably very beautiful and the man saw her bad attitude but his brain will not make him think well cos of yansh

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Religion / Re: Pastor Chris 'Heals' Nine People On Stretchers (Video) by blowjohn(m): 10:33am On Mar 29
FOOTSOLDIER2:



Okay, thank you. But how is it possible to keep up with falsehood over a long period, talk of decades?


Am not speaking concerning this thread.

But u must know that there is power of prophecy, real healing that added no sorrows.


And


There is divination.


Even in the Bible there are accounts of sorcerers. False prophets can put people under a spell until they are lucky to be free.
Business / Re: Crypto King, Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison by blowjohn(m): 10:29am On Mar 29
Careente7:


“I lur you Diddy,you know I’m just playing “




No comment; next question


😂😂😂
Celebrities / Re: KWAM 1 Slept With My Lover In Paris”: Drummer Ayanlowo Drags Fuji Star by blowjohn(m): 11:46pm On Mar 28
Hmm


Anyhow sha.

Pdiddy is next after the feds raided his homes.

He must confess who kill pac and big and all the sex trafficking and gay closet allegations

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Politics / Re: FG Shuts KFC For Humiliation To The Son Of A Former State Governor by blowjohn(m): 11:43pm On Mar 28
ikaboy:



Let me not say much , before they serve me Ericco's treatment. But truth be told, food Concept needs to up there game.

It's the truth. I keep seeing new workers like every 2 to 3 months and the truth is that heir fried rice isn't tasty.


Fried rice ended with Mr biggs and tantalizers
Politics / Re: FG Shuts KFC For Humiliation To The Son Of A Former State Governor by blowjohn(m): 11:07pm On Mar 28
SisterAnn:
You still dey go chicken republic? They serve the most taste rice you can think of.

I go there to avoid over indulging.
If I buy fried rice there, I taste it in their presence. If the salt plenty they must change to jollof sharp sharp.

My times I don't even buy their chicken unless it's the roast one.

Buy their white rice and get suya outside
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by blowjohn(m): 10:32pm On Mar 28
Farfalla:


Absolutely fears no one and there's no topic under the earth he won't preach about.
I've been watching some of his videos and I don't even subscribe to all his doctrines, but man, his delivery is something else. grin
The way he shouts,
"America will go to hell!"
"Listen you heathens!"
"Hell-bound congressmen and congresswomen!"

I can watch his videos and laugh but wouldn't be a part of his congregation though. I apply lipstick 💄 which would be considered sinful in that church.

😂😂😂😂

I guess he's not perfect sha. But I agree with many of his sermons.
Didn't know he doesn't approve of lipstick tho
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by blowjohn(m): 10:29pm On Mar 28
Farfalla:


TD. cheesy

You can also do a search of his sermon on husbands who rape their wives.

Yeah T. d jakes.
I'll check it out.
Business / Re: Crypto King, Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison by blowjohn(m): 9:42pm On Mar 28
Pdiddy aka puffy combs aka puff daddy is next.
Feds already raided his homes



"But Kells, the day you put out a hit is the day Diddy admits that he put the hit out that got Pac killed."


Eminem, on the track killshot

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Business / Re: Crypto King, Sam Bankman-Fried Sentenced To 25 Years In Prison by blowjohn(m): 9:37pm On Mar 28
He got fried, finally.
Nairaland / General / Re: Money Or Wisdom, Which Is Better? by blowjohn(m): 9:06pm On Mar 28
With wisdom u can sell that iPhone of 800k and open 4 POS terminals.


But many naija gals won't think.


With wisdom u will leave bad friends that only know how to drink and smoke and save ur money to do business, but many naija guys wud rather wear earrings and torn trousers and be forming tough guy with a bottle of fearless
Nairaland / General / Re: Money Or Wisdom, Which Is Better? by blowjohn(m): 9:04pm On Mar 28
Even u need wisdom to be ok health wise, not money.
Politics / Re: FG Shuts KFC For Humiliation To The Son Of A Former State Governor by blowjohn(m): 9:02pm On Mar 28
Please they shud sack everyone in the management team of chicken republic for selling the most tasteless fried rice in the world and worse still, for over working staff to the point where young boys and gals resign so often.

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Education / Re: World's Most Educated Person. by blowjohn(m): 8:53pm On Mar 28
What has he invented or what ideas has he shaped? What theories has he brought up?

No be by degrees o.


E sure me say Tesla or Einstein IQ high pass this guy own.

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Fashion / Re: Saudi Arabian Woman, Rumy Alqahtani Joins Miss Universe Beauty Pageant by blowjohn(m): 8:34pm On Mar 28
Give a few days. They will protest in abuja.
Business / Re: Daily FX Turnover Jumps To Record $857 Million As Naira Gains Momentum by blowjohn(m): 8:33pm On Mar 28
Kizyte:
Nigeria 🇳🇬 is survival of the fittest. According to Wyclef Jean, only the strong will survive.

How can I survive with 41 shots by my side?

The government has shot us 41 times


Na u dem shoot 41 times.
Dey there dey form tupac/jayz/50 cent na
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by blowjohn(m): 7:12pm On Mar 28
Farfalla:


I follow the teachings of certain ministers of God but I'd never heard of Pastor Jennings until I saw this clip below of him doing an impression of President Biden. grin

I don't know how seriousness and craziness can coexist in one person.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Co-NVR56us?si=DmnOHSEJ4KjeCNSG


The guy so far hasn't disappointed O.
He's attacked a certain pastor who attended pdiddy party.
Called out lil nas x
Attacks the LGBT community like they owe him something.

He fears no one.

I mean for real, last week he attacked the illuminati
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by blowjohn(m): 7:10pm On Mar 28
Farfalla:


I follow the teachings of certain ministers of God but I'd never heard of Pastor Jennings until I saw this clip below of him doing an impression of President Biden. grin

I don't know how seriousness and craziness can coexist in one person.

https://youtube.com/shorts/5Co-NVR56us?si=DmnOHSEJ4KjeCNSG


U need to check out all his clips of this year alone.
Am certain u will understand him better.

He called out lil nas x after the idiot dropped that blasphemous video.

Called out that pastor that went to pdiddy party.

Called out people that dine with illuminati last week or so.


The guy fears no one. He isn't afraid of LGBT goats. In fact he attacks them as if they owe him money 😂😂😂
Politics / Re: I Have Not Received Any Salary In 2 Yrs, My Wife Has No Official Car - Soludo by blowjohn(m): 6:54pm On Mar 28
Farfalla:


Are you listening to the old troublemaker? cheesy


😂😂😂

The man has been firing frm all cylinders thr last few months a d YouTube algorithm keeps bringing him up
Food / Re: 'How Tomato Paste Importers Are Killing Nigerians' - Erisco Foods (2015) by blowjohn(m): 5:10pm On Mar 28
Everyone shud just stay off tomato paste.

Go and buy raw tomatoes
Education / Re: Children In Fiji Swim To Get To School (Video) by blowjohn(m): 3:43pm On Mar 28
This OP funny O.
Why not show us children that climb mountains in order to get to school every morning grin cheesy grin
Crime / Re: NAFDAC Busts Fake Bottled Water Syndicate In Port Harcourt (Pics, Video) by blowjohn(m): 3:33pm On Mar 28
BigDawsNet:


Nestle is the best.. it's wey expensive Dan the regular table water but very pure

Nestle is cheaper than cway and aquafina.

Cway is 300 per bottle.
Nestle is 200/250
Crime / Re: NAFDAC Busts Fake Bottled Water Syndicate In Port Harcourt (Pics, Video) by blowjohn(m): 2:37pm On Mar 28
Nawa.

Only water I buy is aquafina, cway, viju, etc.

Swan water is no more like it used to be. Has a funny taste. Worst is Nestle.


I miss Ragolis bottle water
Food / Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by blowjohn(m): 1:05pm On Mar 28
SSpeter:
grin, I done mark your moniker, when I go dey around, you go finish 3 full chickens 🐔 for my presence

What are u saying na?

U nor know as naija chicken dey small?

Besides chicken is not as heavy as beef when eating. I cannot eat even 4k beef suya.
But u see chicken suya eh? Na puff puff
Food / Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by blowjohn(m): 12:49pm On Mar 28
SSpeter:
so if you grill chicken and eat with a drink, or if you grill pork or beef is that not food?

No it's not na. Before chicken will full ur Belle u go need to eat like 3 full chickens na.

But eba and soup, u go belleful after 3 wraps of eba
Food / Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by blowjohn(m): 12:24pm On Mar 28
SSpeter:
why would you say that? Meat na food grin

How meat take be food? Unless u be Chinese wey dey finish full lamb or pig
Food / Re: First Time Of Visiting Your In-Laws & They Served You This.... (Photo) by blowjohn(m): 12:23pm On Mar 28
ForValour:
Nothing special here, just eat one or two for courtesy and face what you came for

What if he came for the meat? grin cheesy cheesy

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