₦airaland Forum

gaby:
What if he dived into the pool and struck his head against a hard surface?

Do u know what autopsy entails?


Didn't u read the various parts of the skull and the associated injuries due to trauma they talked about?

FaceTanke:
Return the ones u don collect

He doesn't need to.
At some point he discovered he will continue doing nothing.

That's the interpretation of his letter.

Did he collect the job with the knowledge that he will be doing nothing? No.

So he doesn't need to return anything

Bouncingbabyboy:
Until Jesus return I will always be using Stove and kerosene


I de fear gas pass bandits

Remember the days of adulterated kerosene that caused plenty explosions

Na electric cooker better pass.

But naija and nepa....

Mikelangelo:
It actually depends on the school actually. I know of a federal university wey their MBBS result dey come out after 2/3 days just to avoid any form of sorting/ cheating.

Also, no be only one person dey mark their exam, so honestly it's quite difficult, cos how many people you want sleep with or sort, cos you might not even know all ot them. Except the system has changed now though which I do not know, but when we go school those days na so e be.

Even if one sorts 1 lecturer, if u don't score high marks in the other lecturers questions ( same department o), how will it help?
So it's not easy at all.

That's why even if they sort, u will notice that they still score high marks in courses or departments they didn't sort.
Cos the objective is the sum of the total.

jaephoenix:
The bolded is so true.
You even forgot clinicals like Int Med, Gen Surg etc. Even if they sort the written exams, they can't sort the long and short cases. How dem wan sort a whole panel of 5 or 6 consultants from different departments looking at you present a case?

100 percent ✅. Clinicals are crazy. Consultants coming in frm different states to teach and travel back.... All of them with different temperament.

I hope they won't end up in pots with plenty onions and peppers

Even at my lowest thoughts, I cannot even slap another human. This one get mind to kidnap, kill and destroy.

bizzibodi:
I feel it ,they make medicine very stressful course,you attend lectures from morning till 3pm and the next day d lecturer is giving you shotgun giving when you hardly have time to cook,wash,read... lecturers crash a one month course in 5days.
In saner clime medical students are on scholarship,accomodated with free food,textbooks & laundry taken care of...so that they will not have any distraction.

Exactly. Well said.
Imfact it's almost impossible to learn all of : head and neck' in medical school because of how lengthy it is compared to time.

EmperorTolson:
Be deceiving yourself.
This is pure ignorance, it's basically because you're not exposed. So many things are happening that you're not aware of.

Even if a thousand lecturers teach a course, one or all of those lecturers will have access to the questions before the exams start.
This means if you know the right man, you can have access to the question an hour or less before the exam starts even with the answer booklet. Some students can even do their own outside the exam hall and we submit with others who wrote theirs inside the exam hall.

So, please don't argue, anything is impossible, and the level of human corruption should not be underestimated.
Thanks.

U neglected some important points.
The dean or provost sets questions frm his subordinates (other consultants).
If ur man passes u in his question, what about the other?

It's rare for the dean or provost to release questions before hand o.
A lecturer in the department may do so.

But provost? Never heard

Pacesetter123:
This your point of view really make sense to me.This seems to be the correct picture of things there.

Yeah bro, that's as close as I can paint it

bizzibodi:
I dnt understand this slot you talking about...u mean if they want 20 students in d next class & 20 or less it must be even if 30 passed?
What you mean everybody read like no tomorrow,is it not about answering questions correctly?

Ur first question: yes. Many medical schools out of greed take it many students. If they want 70 students in year 2 for example, even if the student reached the normal cut off mark, they will raise it so that even those that passed before can fail.... In order to have 70 students move into the next level frm a total of let's say, 300. So 130 students can pass and be eligible to cross over, but they need 70. So 60 have to go one way or another. And it goes on like that to the next level.
I entered medical school into a class of about 600 students in year 1. I leave the rest to ur imagination.


Ur 2nd question: yes, but because a student didn't answer correctly, doesn't mean that student no sabi book o. In fact if them reset the questions again differently, the other person wey pass before fit fail, cos it's just too broad. And the teaching method in naija be like concentration camp.
Some topics that should take months to teach abroad can be taught in 2 weeks in Nigeria. Example is 'stomach and abdomen'. It can be taught in 2 weeks and u have to read everything.

PlayMaker14:
The best person to answer your question is your Dad bro.

That means ur Gay.
Yuck!

Good points/observations.

But:

In medical school, u have so many lecturers teaching u that u cannot pay for all.

And not all consultants will collect money, take note.


Even year 5 ( path and pharm) how many consultants do u want to sort? Or can u sort?

Even if u sort, if u more write well, the lecturer can be unable to pass u cos, like in most instances, 5 lecturers can mark just one script( 5 lecturers can contribute 7 questions in one particular department). So the bulk still lies on the medical student to write well, cos as they are marking, other lecturers can scrutinize other answers.


Again, during Viva exam( oral exam) trust me: IF SORTED AND PASSED THE WRITTEN EXAM AND U CANNOT ANSWER QUESTIONS WHEN ASKED IN FRONT OF LET'S SAY, 5 CONSULTANTS, THEY WILL BRING OUT UR SCRIPT AND SCRUTINIZE IT AND FAIL U THERE!



Many consultants even fear to pass any lazy medical students ( in fact the moment u fail and are eligible for a resit exam eh, they already see u as a failure).

Again, take note that even those that sort most times do so, not because they cannot pass.... But because there are limited slots to move to the next level. Every medical school has a quota. Some can only graduate 30 doctors per session, some more,.

At the end of the day u may find out that even those that sort may be even better doctors.

Cos everybody dey read like say tomorrow no dey for medical school.


Now after medical school, ur hands play a huge role in how good u are.

Less cramming of big text books.
More practice of what u have been taught.

Good points/observations.

But:

In medical school, u have so many lecturers teaching u that u cannot pay for all.

And not all consultants will collect money, take note.


Even year 5 ( path and pharm) how many consultants do u want to sort? Or can u sort?

Many consultants even fear to pass any lazy medical students ( in fact the moment u fail and are eligible for a resit exam eh, they already see u as a failure).

Again, take note that even those that sort most times do so, not because they cannot pass.... But because there are limited slots to move to the next level.

At the end of the day u may find out that even those that sort may be even better doctors.

Cos everybody dey read like say tomorrow no dey for medical school.

PlayMaker14:
If na him fellow guy man now, the Ozuor for don commot that person front teeth, but as na woman, he free himself like A4 paper.



Don't Play

U be LGBT ambassador?

They should compensate his office with 5 truckloads of rice.
Simple and easy. Rice solves many things

bugu51:
For now you don't understand the difference between thin and slim.
Many slim people flex money in club

Fatness is not healthy living like many Nigerians choose to believe

Oga stop shifting post. We are using the word 'thin'

Slim is a different thing entirely.

The contrast in fashion between her and the other lady in blue is something else.

One looks like she belongs to Flintstones era.
The other belongs to 2024.

Am not here to judge.

Just to appreciate and criticize the beauty of human fashion and it's accessories.

bugu51:
To you looking fat means looking healthy. You need orientation

So being thin means one is healthy?

How many thin hungry people do u see flexiing their money in a club?

Lalami3232:
That's to show you that Kenyan men are more prudent when it comes to finances. There's a parable that says "na where mumu man dey na guy man take go jail". People you call stingy are investing and building houses/businesses but you wey dem dey call baller still dey rented apartment. I once saw a video of a young man online using a costly wine to wash his hand. I just shake head because dem no know.
You can never see the likes of Dangote doing such, all in the name of pleasing these non-virgins aka boreholes. A word is enough for the wise sha.
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

Yes.... That's why they are thin and always look hungry

Next thing: dangote to begin production of plastic containers.

Between dangote and mikel obi, I nor know who talk pass.

Righteousness over to u.


Nomerica crumbling?

I guess so.


Gays will take over
Abortion everywhere
Rainbows on t-shirts


More men will walk around in earrings like they already doing in Nigeria

More gender categories

There is something about this rice that they're not telling us.

Could it be from bill gates?


I mean, if people are stranded is rice the only thing they need?

Or the most important thing?

Efuaye:
Impressive!
Little by little this man is taking over the auto space in Nigeria.
Haters will have to surrender soon

Not only auto space.


Even outer space.


Be calming down. How much does he sell his cars?

manuelkel:
While some will criticize him, I also see no reasons why christians embarking on evangelism would go to beer parlor and start preaching....... nevertheless Portable shouldn't have slapped his fellow man not just a pastor.
Slapping people is uncalled for, he's just a tout and always a tout.

U will find many unsaved people at beer palors.

The pastor did well for the Gospel

gift2xl:
Why is it so hard to sleep peacefully in this country why!

Mosquitoes!!

Mcslize:
We told them o. Here are some of them. Take note of their Nairaland names. They are wanted. Just in case you find any of these names complaining about this government, don't hesitate to blast them.

They dare not complain about their lord and personal saviour. They are all enjoying this tenure. They ain't feeling it.

Some of them u see on this list can't even eat two square meals o. I pray make hunger no finish all of them.

See the list. Very detailed list. Any where you find these people in this platform complaining, don't hesitate to tell them to run to their saviour.

LeoDeKing
Bighead9
Parachoko
beerfraud
seunmsg
AdesegunSanni89
omniwater
Shigishege2
LordviccoDaGuru
jahsharon
OLOKOESHIN
Chucks13
iLoveYouToo
Dittodat
Tagtaye
wayforward2grea
yahmohy27
zomby
xtervaganza
Timmi
candygist
princeamehjosep
sleemomymy
Christistruth03
gloryman91
fareed69
deeva2
Alaigbomaster
omooba74
Wagwanbrethren
gassbee
livingbygrace
Firstcitizen
raddyworld
fuckjones
flokii
Maize247
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seunmsg
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MisterBanny
Olachase
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obembet

horgarzer
amooba74

😂😂😂 u dey vex o

robosky02:
Bro
Finidi George has since moved on

Na your boy no won use him head

Imagine every body snobbing him

CAF release the face of African stars for 2025 every country had thier star man Nigeria... osimhen was snob

France magazine snobbed Osimhen for Ballon doir when the like of Saka is on the list

Top team becoming skeptical about him


From Champions league to European back waters gala haba

He has not achieved his potential.
Osimhen can win back to back AFOY but this attitude will limit him

You can't disrespect a legend if you want to be one

Legend that cannot win 2 matches for his country

My guy wan go chop English breakfast

Sausage, toated bread, coffee, omelette, mushrooms etc

Ceejay8:
News wey I don see since yesterday

Wetin come change for the news? The country they arrived in or the team they are playing against?

Hope they have paid the airline O.


Make they no come seize our players O.

I stand with Osimhen.

Shame on Napoli. No trophy for u again for a loooong time.