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Sports › Re: UK Lady Expresses Her Love For Osimhen After Chelsea Plan To Sign Him by blowjohn(m): 11:29pm On Aug 17, 2024
Good thing she's not a transgender like the average American.

I give her a solid 8/10.

She's pretty and bold
Politics › Re: I Mistakenly Signed Away Ogun Trade Zone To Dubious Chinese Firm - Amosun by blowjohn(m): 9:58pm On Aug 17, 2024
Fear Chinese.

They are cunning and shady when it comes to business.

And racists.
TV/Movies › Re: Lukuluku Bantashi - Life And Times Of A Great Thespian (Throwback) by blowjohn(m): 8:39pm On Aug 17, 2024
helinues:
Lukuluku, Baba Suwe, Opebe, Papi Aluwe, Dejo Tunfulu all made my childhood with pure comedy

Baba Suwe actually killed the comedy during his time
What about 'ewe joko? '
Autos › Re: Vintage Cars: 504 Salon Versus Mercedes Benz V-Boot by blowjohn(m): 5:17pm On Aug 17, 2024
Science, mathematics and Technology sha.


Let's give it up for all the scientists who have advanced technology in many, many ways.

Just look at the aeroplane.
Ur WiFi
Bluetooth
Electric cars
Etc.



Shame on atheists. grin cheesy

Meanwhile over here in my country.... We still need Michael Faraday and the whole NATO force in order to generate constant electricity

Education › Re: Kidnapped Medical Student Posts From Kidnappers' Den by blowjohn(m): 9:38am On Aug 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
All he has to do is to switch on the location and post whatever they asked him to post. He doesn't need to type any address.

So you don't know?
How would you know when you're busy fvcking non virgins upandown. You don't know that overused pvssy dumps the brain?
So u think the kidnappers don't know that all locations have to be switched off or what if they switch location after switching off location?

By the way, as he's typing the message the kidnappers will have their eyes closed?
Politics › Re: Team 23 Of Russian Engineers Arrive Ajaokuta Steel Company, Kogi State by blowjohn(m): 9:36am On Aug 17, 2024
uuzba:
Nigeria has engineers.
But shey with your eyes, you can clearly see how Nigeria has FRAUSTRATED doctors to the extent
that all the doctors have japa from Nigeria?
Shey you can see it?
That is EXACTLY the same way Nigeria is treating Engineers.
Frustrating their every attempt to do anything. Many just give up and switch to other
fields or japa.
It's well o. It's just ridiculous to have than many engineers come in like that.

How many of our engineers go come represent us! grin
Education › Re: Kidnapped Medical Student Posts From Kidnappers' Den by blowjohn(m): 9:34am On Aug 17, 2024
illicit:
That's if even knows the address

Abi address dey inside bush?

Maybe he can use GPS camera and....
Fear no go allow am try any stunt. Too risky.
Na command and obey.

What if they are even the ones that typed it?

It's such a very sad case. To allow medical students travel anyhow in this perilous times.
Education › Re: Kidnapped Medical Student Posts From Kidnappers' Den by blowjohn(m): 9:11am On Aug 17, 2024
jeromestarks:
Idiot. He's in the kidnapper's den and he couldn't post location. But when they're flexible the can post "Kenny at lekki with 99 others" . These children are so so stupid.

Two things are involved: either they children orchestrated their own kidnap or the Nigerian Intelligence Agency is a flop - they Agency can simply track the location of that message through it's ip address.


Anyways, whether a woman is a medical doctor, a billion or a philanthropist, once she's not a virgin, don't marry her. Just fvck her and let her go meet another fvcker when you're tired of her overused pvssy. Women don't forget the first peniiss to enter their pvssy. If you are not the first to fvck her, you will always come second in her life.

If you marry a woman who is not a virgin, you will train another man's child because she will definitely fvck her ex the moment he shows up to her on Facebook or in the market.

Finally, do not pay bride price, sponsor wedding ceremony and take care of in-laws just to have a woman who was fvcked by another man with just two eggs and indomie. Only a fool would do that. Are you the fool?

Be wise. Be the first !
So if they point gun at u to post ransom, u will include address?

Be wise O. Be the first to be wise.
Politics › Re: Team 23 Of Russian Engineers Arrive Ajaokuta Steel Company, Kogi State by blowjohn(m): 9:07am On Aug 17, 2024
So Nigerians don't have engineers?

Abi na only the ones wey don switch to banking and barbing?
Autos › Re: "I Will Tell My President About INNOSON'' - Ivory Coast Amb. At INNOSON Factory by blowjohn(m): 2:28pm On Aug 16, 2024
Too expensive for the common man.

And they should make the designs more appealing abeg
Politics › Re: Chinese Firm Moves To Seize Nigerian Assets In US, UK, Canada, 5 Other Countries by blowjohn(m): 1:53pm On Aug 16, 2024
All Chinese construction companies should leave the country. They smack of greed.

Very dirty smelling humans that treat Africans like sh1t
Crime › Re: Edo: Taskforce Arrests Butcher, 10 Others For Cultism by blowjohn(m): 1:50pm On Aug 16, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
75/25 baba!
cool
grin grin
Crime › Re: Edo: Taskforce Arrests Butcher, 10 Others For Cultism by blowjohn(m): 9:56am On Aug 16, 2024
hayato:
boss it should 90/10 anywhere you enter for Edo na cultists full everywhere both boys girls men women even children wey don reach 15 years dem don blend dem and dem dey worry killing each other for nothing ah swear
Abi
The thing is deeply entrenched in edo/benin.
Almost everyone get tattoo/inscription for body.

Well, it's their choice.
Crime › Re: Edo: Taskforce Arrests Butcher, 10 Others For Cultism by blowjohn(m): 9:06am On Aug 16, 2024
MichaelSokoto:
if dey really serious to arrest & deal with cultists for Edo state, they better go acquire a laaaaaaaaaaarge empty island to build gigantic prisons... cos nahim go fit contain men wey dem wan punish or lock up!
grin

wait fes, dem don carry kabaka & ebo stone?
if dem never carry dem then dey are not serious!
cool


dem go carry pastors taya join sef if dem mean bizness!
grin
😂

I think the percentage of cultists to non cultists in state like edo is 60/40
Crime › Re: Edo: Taskforce Arrests Butcher, 10 Others For Cultism by blowjohn(m): 9:04am On Aug 16, 2024
TUTU147:
Fraternity and confraternity were for intellectual,but it has been taken over by illiterates and criminals making the organization lost it major mains and objectives.Say no to crime.
Can't a human being be an intellectual without joining any group that has secrets?
Music/Radio › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives D'Banj At Lagos House, Ikeja by blowjohn(m): 8:57am On Aug 16, 2024
Sanwo olu is wondering why a full grown adult male wud wear a blouse to his office shocked shocked.

Irritating and disgusting fashion
Education › Re: Governor Sanwo-Olu Receives Adeola Adefemi, The Best Teacher In Nigeria by blowjohn(m): 8:55am On Aug 16, 2024
Teaching: Noblest of professions;Poorest of trades.
Politics › Re: Emefiele: Court Orders Temporary Forfeiture Of $2.04m, Landed Properties, Shares by blowjohn(m): 5:53am On Aug 16, 2024
Hmm.

Plenty money.
No peace of mind.
Politics › Re: Tinubu a poor man, my house better than his Bourdillon house - VP Shettima by blowjohn(m): 9:56pm On Aug 15, 2024
I must comment his oratory skills tho.
Tinubu is a humble man.

But let them bring down price of fuel
Celebrities › Re: P'Square: Peter Obi Visits Peter Okoye After Visiting His Brothers by blowjohn(m): 11:26am On Aug 15, 2024
IamHonourable1:
Where's your own mansion, abi is E money older than you?
I can't paste pictures here.

I have taste. I can appreciate beautiful art and designs more than E money
Foreign Affairs › Re: India Women Lead Night Protests After Doctor's Rape And Murder by blowjohn(m): 9:45am On Aug 15, 2024
India the rape capital of the world.

Useless Indian men everywhere.


Yet girls sit and watch zee world Indian themed love series.
Celebrities › Re: P'Square: Peter Obi Visits Peter Okoye After Visiting His Brothers by blowjohn(m): 9:44am On Aug 15, 2024
Beautiful house I must say.

This what I expected E money's house to be like. But he suffocated the house with excessive gold color.



That said, I think the psquare twins are about the dumbest and immature twins av ever read about.


Nobody killed anyone.


Is the rift between them worth any form of vanity? In this life?



Very terrible role models.
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Celebrates His 51st Birthday by blowjohn(m): 8:30pm On Aug 14, 2024
Duru009:
I wonder why his son never followed in his full step...
Na by force? huh
Sports › Re: Jay-Jay Okocha Celebrates His 51st Birthday by blowjohn(m): 8:29pm On Aug 14, 2024
Odingo1:
Jay-Jay the classic dribbler, after dribbling all the defenders, he will blow the ball away, always over the bar and laugh.

Happy birthday champion.
And spit phlegm on the field before bouncing off grin grin cheesy
Health › Re: Lagos Cleans Open Faeces At Ojudu-Berger (Video) by blowjohn(m): 4:43pm On Aug 14, 2024
RaptorX:
Yorubas can shit for Africa, if only shitting was an Olympic sport the FG wouldn't have no need to apologize.
I think it's because they eat a lot.

That's why they always look plump
Health › Re: 67% Of Nigerian Doctors Practice In UK, NHS Will Struggle If They Leave–minister by blowjohn(m): 4:06pm On Aug 14, 2024
12 hours per shift?

I laugh.


Something wey dey reach 2 days!
Celebrities › Re: Singer Chike Gifts N1m To Troll Who Said Mohbad Was The One Who Made Him by blowjohn(m): 3:18pm On Aug 14, 2024
Freshtruth:
Chai see new format make I go troll Davido tell am say na Perryzi dey write songs for am weda he feel vex ask of my account Details grin
U want make dem slam u 1 billion naira fine abi? grin grin

No do like vdm o
Politics › Re: Obasanjo’s Revelation: I Get ₦‎21 Million Monthly, Kano Senator Reveals by blowjohn(m): 3:15pm On Aug 14, 2024
Racoon:
And the RMAFC came out yesterday lying that Senators earn only 1M a month? What the Bleep is wrong with all the criminals in this nation?
Read again.

This time, slowly.
Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by blowjohn(m): 3:07pm On Aug 14, 2024
DevilsEqual:
Do chinese even age?

From her face you could tell shes aging and not aging

Good one tho but i prefer that of Jeff, he made a giant art of his sidechick like a guardian angel on a yatch


Still a great piece from Mark

I will also make a statue for myself in a rural area where the Govt cant easily demolish it. That way, i could live for 200more years
Not sure ur looking well O.

She looks like Mark Zuckerberg momma
Phones › Re: Mark Zuckerberg Makes Giant Statue Of His Wife Priscilla Chan In Their Garden by blowjohn(m): 3:06pm On Aug 14, 2024
God1000:
Beautiful couple

This shows that Mark Zuckerberg truly loves his wife
Na juju O.
Sacrifice
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Nigerians, Indians Fill Up More Job Positions In UK Than Britons by blowjohn(m): 3:03pm On Aug 14, 2024
Indians are probably selling dirty smoothies and fake unconventional burritos while drenching ugly looking French fries with sweat on the streets.


Those people can dirty when it comes to food 🤮.

Dey dig hand inside juice wey I wan drink
Politics › Re: FG Starts Free CNG Conversion For Commercial Vehicles by blowjohn(m): 10:30am On Aug 14, 2024
swaz:
Hope safety measures will be in place….
Because Nigeria is a high temperate region…..
In advance country the have very low temperature so CNG works for them perfectly without any explosion.
In Nigeria, if I will advise it should be limited to only big commercial buses that have lots of space and enough ventilation…….
They won't listen O.
If weather hot like it was months ago na dem sabi.

Besides why carry extra cylinders in a car everywhere? grin


Sh1t is dangerous

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