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 Jokes Etc / Married Life Before And After by blueprint7(m): 7:06pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
married life before get married B:-Yes, at last ,it was so hard to wait. G:-Do u want me to leave? B:-No, i dont even think about it G:-Do u love me? B:-Of course , over and over, G:-Have u ever cheated on me? B:-No ! why r u even asking? G:-Will u kiss me? B:-Every chance i get. G:-Will u hit me? B:-Are u crazy, i'm not that kind of man G:-Can i trust u? B:-Yes G;-DARLING IF U WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON AFTER GET MARRIED TRY TO READ FROM BOTTOM TO UP. |
| Jokes Etc / George Bush In Hell by blueprint7(m): 7:00pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. Obviously, he goes to hell where the devil is waiting for him. "I'm not sure what to do," says the devil. "You're on my list but I have no room for you. As you definitely have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let you decide who leaves." George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed. The devil opened the first room. In it were Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept diving in and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could stay in hot water all day." The devil led him to the next room. In It was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing the hammer, time after time. "No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day." commented George. The devil opened a third door. In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!" |
| Travel / Re: Help With Canadian Interview Urgent. by blueprint7(m): 4:11pm On Nov 06, 2008 |
Are you going on a conference or just sighting. for you to be called for interview for visitor's visa in CHC you have ample chance. If you are going on a conference, are going in a group, were you sponsored by any institution in nigeria, NGO or by your self. if you are just going for sighting, what are your ties in nigeria.before you will be called for interview in CHC the officer would have made a decision base on the documents you have submited. most of the time the interview are just a mere formality. just dont complicate your answers, dont vonluteer answers, straight answer to the question. this will help you. |
| Travel / Re: Help With Canadian Interview Urgent. by blueprint7(m): 10:35pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
if you have submited all the original documents stay cool, that was a generic request. just make sure you have all the copies of the documents you submited initialy with yah and be composed. And pray to GOD. |
| Autos / Re: Obama, The First Black President Of The USA. What Do You Think Guys? by blueprint7(m): 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2008 |
history will never stop, first black family in white house. this shows that anyone can do it, u can be what God destined you to be. GO OBAMA !GO OBAMA! GO! join us for victory part in houston today. |
| Autos / Re: Lexus Rx 350 Jeep by blueprint7(m): 6:22pm On Oct 17, 2008 |
nikki w:e-mail me @ blueprint7@usa.com i am based in houston i can get you a good deal |
| Autos / Re: 2004 Honda Accord Ex V6 by blueprint7(m): 3:46am On Oct 17, 2008 |
as said above this is a nice ride, don't let people make you a ridiculous offer. nothing less than 2m. |
| Autos / Re: Where On Earth Is Romeobest? by blueprint7(m): 7:59pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
ziontrain:my brother i wonder oooooo! |
| Autos / Re: 2000 Jeep Garand Cherokee Limited. Premium Value For Money by blueprint7(m): 7:42pm On Oct 14, 2008 |
gaskinachi:i second your observation! |
| Autos / Re: Lexus Rx 350 Jeep by blueprint7(m): 10:03pm On Oct 13, 2008 |
nikki w:which year did u want? what are the options u want? u can e-mail me we can arrange one from houston:blueprint7@usa.com |
| Autos / Re: 2007 Hyundai Azera Limited by blueprint7(m): 9:43pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
ebay? |
| Travel / Re: Ugly Britain by blueprint7(m): 8:19pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
pafun: |
| Travel / Re: Pls: Help: I Was Refused A Student Visa And My Valid Visit's Visa Was Cancelled by blueprint7(m): 5:36pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
if your tax clearance is genuine u can re- apply and back it up with xplation from your sponsor |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Three Nuns by blueprint7(m): 5:30pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
cool! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: I Am The Most Ugly Guy Here. by blueprint7(m): 5:29pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
uglier than vulture? |
| Jokes Etc / Re: They Said You Need A Big Dog To Scare Arm Robbers In Lagos Will This Dog Do by blueprint7(m): 5:27pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
horror!!!!! |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Who Is The Guilty Person? by blueprint7(m): 5:26pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
none of the above |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Which Is The Koko! by blueprint7(m): 5:24pm On Oct 12, 2008 |
comment reserved! |
, dear inspiredbest, we are not fooled!(1) (of 1 pages)
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