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i'll beat you oh!
how old r u?
don't make me find u on fb!

so damn secretive!

yetty seen that piece b4 modified to a lagos setting but funny all the same

so will you tell me no lies/gimmicks?
and if u say 23 or 24 i'll show up in that room n beat you!

mai fren when will i pull your ear n tell u that's not how to talk to your elders?

@ topic i believed i'll never know her real age, im still right

jason is my caramel god with the locs

wont bother saying, she's too young to hear

ayettymama:
kai

bluspice

need a male stripper to lighten the mood and bring back all my friends!!

all my guy friends will go away!

*whispering in yetty's ear*
"jason kinda fancies you*
*wink*

Chris, Denise, claire, macrissa,  Ayeesha, and Chike walk in
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*closely followed by 7 new customers*

actually able to hold a decent convo

my first memory of ibk is 'art' 

ayettymama:
WOW

my friends have abandoned me!!!!


*shakes head*

well the show must go on!!

*notices yetty at the bar looking on forlornly
walks up to her and takes up position by the bar*
"i got you"

sweet!!!!

ayettymama:
jason here u go- sexily hands ova the headfones

knock urself out

*jason winks at yetty and spins some erykah badu- bag lady for nicollette*
*nicollete by this time has her hair down and is openly flirting with deji*

well, said it a charmer and now that i remember, a threat to jamie oliver

how does that even add up?

@ topic quite the charmer

*jason asks who the d.j is*
* direct him to yetty*

"miss ma'am don't mean to be a bother but my friends and i are meeting up after a long time and would wanna hear a few songs, we'd use the juke box but there doesn't seem to be any around here, do you mind if we make requests once in a while?"
*gives yetty his best puppy dog look*

when i first met ibk, i thot she was quite adorable and bold

now i think she's my doppelganger

ayettymama:
kai and kai is all i can say blu spice!! kai and kai

lol i heard my name?
what's my crime?

ayettymama:
kai blu spice i was on my way to some contracters this morning and saw a dude that looked exaclty like him!!

6ft tall an all!! kai

i almost changed direction!!!

*deliveres the ladies drinks*

that's my baby daddy

igwe you're supposed to be at my table flirting with nicollete!

*Marvin and jason walk in*
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"omg you guys!"
*gives jason a big hug and punches marv in the arm*
*marv flicks his finger against her nose*
*err one stands up to hug, shake or both marvin and jason*

*chantelle excuses herself*

*jason signals for a waitress*

*Nicolette plops down into the chair*
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"sweety, why the long face?"

*in her child-like french accent*

"oh, never mind, i'm just so tired of my job, and adel *exchanges a knowing wink at deji* wants me to join him in Nice*

"ugh, only that, well you're due there in the summer anyway so tell him to wait a lil longer and your boss owes me a favour, wanna be a partner?"

*walks over to yetty*
"i told you to keep that tab open, nicolette there is a slow but fun person"

*winks at her and goes back to her seat, in time to see Tommy walk in*
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*walks briskly to avoid tripping on unsteady legs
thinks to herself "omg i can't believe we are all going to finally make this meet-up"*

*adjusts position to take one more look at deji as he strolls to our table grinning and glass in hand*
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*chantelle walks in*
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"yeah so as i was saying, this deadline is going to be the death of me. . .
gurl watchu smiling at?"

"there's some serious eye candy in the corner been looking at me"

*turns to see who it is*

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"shut your mouth LovePeddler! that's deji!"

*shrieks*
"omg no way!"

ayettymama:
sorry blu spice the thing with us women

when girls like to do too much effizy we tend to ignore them!!

we all saw u doin your thang in the corner!!!

come sit with us joo

your girls are behind the counter nau, and my group is going to be large and might get a tad bit noisy, this lounge chair is just the best for us,
we'll exchange glances during the night tho

FL Gators:
Ok, because you're so special, half-off.
That will be $$50

keep my tab open, i'm meeting a couple of my friends tonight

michelin89:
Oh here I am. . .you are not a guy. FLLLLLL this customer is yours.  

*10 mins after still no sign of an advancing waiter or waitress, rises up to go, spots yetty in a corner*

na my sister's friend get this joint sef

*walks to the bar*

gators so na u even dey on shift today, abeg i need a drink
scotch on the rocks pls it's been a long day

*walks into the bar, scans around, notices empty lounge chair and table, plops into the chair with a visible heave of her chest,
keys on the table, BB in hand signals for a waitress*

N0U BID

feisty feisty!

jay bee abeg nau
leave the thread its for offtopic

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=411713.msg5679469#msg5679469 date=1268406938]Bluespice, lets hook up this weekend.
I need to Jerry-Perm ma hair and i have been told you are good with making hair.
We can hit the clubs after. . . .Deal?[/quote]i no do leave me alone

Pweety4me:
_{Umm i think some things r better left unsaid it was in d past now tyme 2 move on 2 d future}.

for once i'm on the same side with you, abeg make we leave that matter