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vescucci:
Ejadamen, I truly hope that poem thingie is not from real life. I truly hope so.

Kay, you must be a chess player. Besides, Ejadamen is already digging your bishop, wink wink

Blaze, if you don't quit hulla-hooping me with your crazy backside surround controversy, you'll find yourself in a refridgerated drawer sooner than it takes Blue to down three martinis.

Blue, I know sobriety is a foreign idea to you Irish folk but even a 1yr old kid will know that it is the evil man Kay that's confessing. And, uh, Daddy knows best

Ejadamen:
Now
If I weren't in motion, I would have stopped right in front of you and hopped out full of righteous anger. "You eediot!!! you think the side mirror is a decorative piece? Do you have cataracts in your eyes that disable you from seeing an oncoming vehicle? Madre de Dios!" I open the door and to the amazed driver deliver a slap. While he's still recovering from the shock, I deliver another one and a series of blows all the while muttering expletives. "Eediot, a$$wipe, relative of the mucus family, eediotttt you want to ruin my tyres abi?!!!" And then with the strength of superman toss him on the fast lane of the road. "Oops! I forgot to look at my side mirror" Seriously people need to have meetings on how to beat all these danfo drivers. Nonsense. I need to get me one nice koboko, delivering the middle finger and waka isn't satisfying anymore

kay9:
PILLOW FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

vescucci:
I couldn't put it together at first but now it makes perfect sense. Be a proper feminist and remain proud jo. You remind me of black people. If I call you a spineless, arrogant biatch, off will go my head. Me, I've loving your dad. For what it's worth, my head is letting condominiums.

And don't trust Sisi. She's a secret agent from the future laying the framework for the emergence of the machines.