₦airaland Forum

E don reach Oshiomhole turn to experience "Nigeria", now he has released a statement.

It was Wike's turn some days ago. The fearless general was calling on "God" to save him.

At the end, we are all human (flesh and blood).

The usual storyline

Nigeria shall be great again.

Rubbish!

Everyone writing books they won't read. Next thing is to schedule a book launch, invite his friends, politicians, victims and potential victims.

Visa and Abroad people. Those people love "Obodo Oyibo" so much that they even celebrate when their kin travels to Cambodia and Philippines.

Business man!

At least no life was lost.

Nigerian Politics

Dear OP,

This is indeed a very sad experience and I can only imagine how you feel.

Please don't over-flog yourself. Medical Quackery is something we are yet to address in Nigeria.

Now back to the issue at hand. We will look at it from two sides:

1. If you are financially stable and really want to have healthy children with your wife in the future, then you must sign-up for preimplantation genetic diagnosis (PGD) whenever you want a child. Do not have much children because this process isn't cheap. So maybe 2 children.

2. If you are not financially stable but you want children, then father from outside and bring it home. Also make sure your wife truly understands the situation at hand and agrees to your plan.

DO NOT DIVORCE YOUR WIFE OR MAKE HER PAY FOR WHAT SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT. DO NOT TAKE A SECOND WIFE.

As for your son, love him. Just love him. Love will keep him with you for long. But please, do not act in faith and impregnate the mother again or without proper medical counselling and PGD.

I wish you all the best and may Allah help you and your family in this tough time.

God chose you to be her mummy via fornication?

Amazing!

This boy has been found. Alive and well

Allahu Akbar!

Don't waste your time. They won't listen.

Nigeria and free money mentality is like Siamese twins. If these fraudsters want to make more money, just do some charity or maybe visit the orphanage and give out packs of noodles. Boom! You have decieved Nigerians patapata.

Next thing, you will see a hungry looking brother lookman, after attending a seminar saying "do you know the meaning of POOR"?

Atiku warns Tinubu

What a country

Nigerian Apostles will never let their dogs sleep in this kind of room.

Their sermon will be "Jesus never visited any poor man".

Adewale why?

Smartcitizen:
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Online billionaire I don see you....

You boast on Nairaland and cry and complain in your houses.

The most hypocritical people in the world.


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I am a farmer and will remain a farmer. Now bounce to your hole e-rat

Smartcitizen:
The funny thing is that you are typing this thing with an empty stomach under Tinubu's fumbling government policies o!

What an irony?

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Not everyone is as poor as you and your relatives. Help yourself and stop being a nuisance.

There is nothing white about this man. Please refer to him as a FOREIGNER, not WHITE MAN.

IGNORANCE IS BLISS IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD.

peterincredible:
I been a proud anioma man I dont care if senator Ned nwoko can give us the delta Igbo's anioma state, bringing back our brother at Edo (igbanke people) back I will give him my younger sister to marry I don't care I just want to unite with my fellow brothers make the ijaws, urobos, itsekiris and isoko they can have the delta/warri state to themselves I really don't care all I want is a united Igbo people without identity crisis

As long as you will give NED a beautiful onyinye, I believe he will get you anioma and more.

These are the kind of news that should grace our front pages.

Not "God bless Africa" all the time.

I wonder how the next 50 years will be like.

Everything is sex, sex and more sex. Cant we discuss more relevant topics?

This early morning, Baddie posts are gracing our front pages.

What kind of generation is this?