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Education / Re: Help Me Solve This Please by Bluezy13(m): 7:22pm
IAmHim1:
You all are focusing on the wrong mathematics.


Riddle me This while at it:
$1 × $1 Equals what?


Multiplication is Addition on steroids
Division is subtraction on steroids

if a and b are positive integers, then a×b means a should add to ITSELF as many times as there are units in b

1) 1×0 = 1+0= 1

1×1= 1+1= 2

1×2= 1+1+1= 3



2) 5÷1= 5-5= 0

5÷10= 5-5-5= -5

3) there are no straight lines in nature. Pythagoras theory and its derivative (diameter, radius, π) is nonsense ...s why are solar panels flat since light don't travel in straight lines??

That's why we all have faulty inventions and sayings like 'a machine can never be 100% efficient' grin

THE MATHEMATICS HAS BEEN THE PROBLEM!

Down the rabbit hole
https://www.nairaland.com/8219338/11-2-birth-new-civilization

Light travels in straight lines
Health / Re: Woman Slumps, Dies While Sharing Testimony In Lagos Church by Bluezy13(m): 3:46pm On Sep 11
taretoofine:
Welcome home .. a day in God’s presence is better than a thousand years outside .Song of victory
Don't be stúpíd

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Health / Re: Woman Slumps, Dies While Sharing Testimony In Lagos Church by Bluezy13(m): 3:45pm On Sep 11
koladebrainiac:
heaven straight

So people are still reasoning this way...
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: Republic AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 7th September 2024 by Bluezy13(m): 7:25pm On Sep 07
oloriooko:
with this fuel hike you are still asking?
just watch sooner na 5gig go burn for one match
do you know what the providers spend on diesel to power their repeater stations?

😀😀😀
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin: Republic AFCON Qualifier (3 - 0) On 7th September 2024 by Bluezy13(m): 7:13pm On Sep 07
prinsam30:



Yes on Play Store

I do 1gb for N300 on MTN or N350 on Airtel network and I will watch a full match


Yes u can watch all league games, I av about 3 types of the app very very effective

I believe u can spot the difference right


Please, does a full match consume all 1gb data?

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Romance / Re: Girls Develop Cold Feet When Their Boyfriend Ask Them Cook by Bluezy13(m): 2:39pm On Aug 26
Especially, if they know that the guy can cook.
Some will be explaining what must have gone wrong (as if you even care) just before you start eating the food.

"The knife was too sharp to cut the onions properly"
"I did not see Know cubes to buy so I used Star"

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Car Talk / Re: See The Price Of Brand New Peugeot Saloon Car In 1984 and Its Worth Today by Bluezy13(m): 2:33pm On Aug 26
So where is the price today

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Religion / Re: Prophet Fufeyin Sues Verydarkman For ₦1 Billion; Verydarkman Reacts With A Dance by Bluezy13(m): 9:22pm On Aug 09
mirabel001:
vdm u r wrong on this....jeremiah didnt force anyone to buy the soap
Dear Mirabel, you're oblivious of Nafdac and WHO guidelines.

It doesn't matter whether you force someone or not. As long as you displayed it to the public and someone uses it, you have answer for whatever may arise.
Autos / Re: See People's Reaction After Seeing Electric Tricycle For The First Time In Jos by Bluezy13(m): 6:56pm On Jul 30
efemena5050:
should I tell u the reason.......? Is like after God created the universe and rested Satan menios wen behind and took the remaining sand and formed blacks that's y the blacks are always in the reverse....now to cover up their evil they decided to creat a place where they can keep the dark black toys they have created so God don't see it ....so they decided to creat Africa (Sahara desert) where they now threw their creations (blacks) into .....for fear of God's wrath...... although they come in from time to time to check their creations .......now u will agree with me on this


In Africa some of the worst humans like leaders ... With wickedness and demonic mindset roam freely......
In Africa amidst all the resources the continent still remain so useless because they no paint coven.....or babalawo shrine......
In Africa u have some of the most repressed humans without for sight.......
Africa is backward..........

This was the Mormons view on blacks.
Food / Re: After Working In My Groundnut Farm I Bought Fura Da Nono (cow Milk) #500 (video) by Bluezy13(m): 10:27am On Jul 06
This groundnut goes well for making kunu jeda. Please which part of the state are ?
Business / Re: Crypto Trader Accidentally Sends $14,000 To Nigerian Giveaway Winner, Gets Refun by Bluezy13(m): 4:32pm On Jul 02
BigDawsNet:
As a child of God.. always return what doesn’t belong to you

So if you're not a child of God, never return it. Abi?
Romance / Re: Cry For Help by Bluezy13(m): 8:35pm On Jun 28
Obainoman6:

You will die this night.


See vexation cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: Cry For Help by Bluezy13(m): 8:35pm On Jun 28
Godspeed0:
boss get sense naaa abaa if you no fit help am park one side naa

cheesy cheesy cheesy No gree for anybody!
Romance / Re: Cry For Help by Bluezy13(m): 8:34pm On Jun 28
Obainoman6:
go to hospital nau this place looks like hospital to you

cheesy calm down
Sports / Re: Finidi George Resigns As Super Eagles Head Coach by Bluezy13(m): 1:07pm On Jun 15
Lindlady:
Better than ending in shame.
Already ended in shambles

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Sports / Re: Messi: Real Madrid Is The Best Team In The World by Bluezy13(m): 2:57pm On Jun 08
oz4real83:
Great truth from the GOAT. Somebody somewhere in the desert league will still share a different opinion that his team in the desert is the best even when his team is not the best in the desert cheesy
You forgot that he conquered Real Madrid.
So if he says otherwise, his opinion is the best.
Sports / Re: WAFU U-17: Golden Eaglets Edge Ghana 3-2 To Win Bronze by Bluezy13(m): 9:22am On May 29
Ghana again
Romance / Re: I Am Committing Suicide Tomorrow by Bluezy13(m): 2:12am On May 29
Why do you want to commit suicide?
Why do you choose to do it tomorrow?
Why are you telling us?

Please answer these questions so that others might learn from your story.

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Romance / Re: To Settle No B Wahala Na To Settle With Person When Go Bring... by Bluezy13(m): 12:46pm On May 28
Brandosky:

You never hear of insatiable ones ?

Presence of insatiability means absent of peace
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Bluezy13(m): 8:20pm On May 27
speedy0420:

How?

Some women are attracted to men who they can feel his muscles. Someone women jokingly would touch your muscles or chest and make flimsy remarks on it such as would connote flirting. Some women casually fantasize an averagely muscular man in bed.

You may not understand, you may not have experienced it. Why do you think some married women with wealthy husbands go after gigolos? It is not always about money

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Romance / Re: To Settle No B Wahala Na To Settle With Person When Go Bring... by Bluezy13(m): 8:14pm On May 27
If there's everything, then there's peace.
If there's peace, then there's everything.

By the way, I hope you've settled by now
Romance / Re: Your Muscles Do Not Matter When It Comes To Attracting Women. A Thread. by Bluezy13(m): 5:40pm On May 27
Your assertion is incorrect.
I can attest to that.

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Celebrities / Re: Police Arrests Portable For Failing To Pay Debts on G-Wagon car by Bluezy13(m): 8:48pm On May 14
How person go carry clear eye give portable moto for credit? undecided

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Romance / Re: Chimpanzee Kisses And Touches A Lady's Boobs As She Smiles (photo) by Bluezy13(m): 1:45pm On May 06
Make I no talk wetin dey my mind.
People wey go talk am dey come.

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Education / Re: Uganda High School Kids Arrive Prom Date with Chopper, Tesla, Benz, Lambo by Bluezy13(m): 12:26pm On May 06
Hmmm...my Africa

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Romance / Re: Lady Breaks Up With Boyfriend Over Wizkid And Davido Beef by Bluezy13(m): 8:51pm On Apr 30
All na strategy

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Travel / Re: Lord’s Chosen Church Bus Crashes Into Coca-Cola Depot In Imo, 5 Dead by Bluezy13(m): 4:15pm On Apr 19
Urheadmaster:
angry

The dead have been choosing by the lord.




They are rejoicing in heaven at the moment.

But for the sensitivity of this news, I would have found this amusing as a non-believer.
Travel / Re: Lord’s Chosen Church Bus Crashes Into Coca-Cola Depot In Imo, 5 Dead by Bluezy13(m): 4:14pm On Apr 19
And you'll not see the God of Chosen when you need him.

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Romance / Re: How To Loooklike A Londonder!! by Bluezy13(m): 3:55pm On Apr 08
I can't believe I read all of that angry

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Romance / Re: Ex Porn Star Mia Khalifa Explain Wats Dating Is Like 4 Her by Bluezy13(m): 7:43am On Apr 08
Her porn in the mall comes to mind
Romance / Re: My Senior Told Me I Would Later Smoke Weed When I Am Alone by Bluezy13(m): 4:56pm On Apr 05
Testiebobo:
Myself and my senior at work were discussing on things that we will never do. However, he told me his spec was a dark lady with a big yansh and a pointed bwess. He said he can never date a chubby lady with stretch marks all over her body. And i told him that if smoking weed was the last fun in the entire planet i would rather stay bored.
And he argued that it was not possible. And that he to when he was younger he told his seniors that he would never smoke. But eventually when he was living alone, he got influenced and began to smoke weed. So he said if i began to live alone i would start smoking weed for one reason or the other. He even said it reduces depression and anxiety. I rejected it. Is he not trying to make a negative influence on me like that?
I don't understand his point.
And I'm not the only one... Myself and a host of others who have been living alone for years without smoking
Romance / Re: If You Were Born From 1979-1999, Then You've Probably Used These Nokia Phones by Bluezy13(m): 4:52pm On Apr 05
Nokia 6230i

2go see shege for my hand with that phone.

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