dahmie2013:
I hate dogs...

Dogs like Kingo

henrimoto:
.. Osundu!! A Run! For Life.

My brother, you know say osondu nor dey tire na.

youngsahito:
Very funny, I remembered a time in the university when we want to do mountainairing with man o war and the red cross. We all went together singling and jaming to rugged song. We got to the mountain side and people started climbing while some that couldn't climb followed another route.
I was forming rugged and a strong guy so I decided to join those climbing the mountain alas! I want just struck in the middle cos I couldn't climb further for the slippery mountain.
I was between the red sea and devil that day because we are above 200ft to the ground and I was thinking that mama and papa don't know that their child is in this kind of dilemma.
To cut the long story short so I guy saw how scared I was so he decided to help me up me that was always scared of height. I thank God and that guy for saving my life cos it won't be funny at all.

Lol. Hope say no be one gal you been dey try to impress so wan go kpai for mountain?

Nice2023:
Hahahaha

Hmmm, like say you never run from something before.

Exodus15v11:
😅😅😅😅

Exodus wetin happen?

I don't know if I am posting on the right segment, but let me tell my story.
Years ago my sister had a friend whose family had a very wicked German shepherd called Kingo. The dog was always chained in the daytime and unleashed only at night. My sister was always visiting her friend and I never knew she had become friends with Kingo..

One day we came back from school and my sister wanted to go see her friend. I was on my own jeje o. She said I should accompany her and I refused o but she insisted and said that Kingo was in chains. My people na so I take follow my sis go that house. The moment my sister entered that house and I followed, lo and behold I came face to face with Kingo and the idiot came right at me. I turned and ran 100 meters in four seconds. My sister and her friend were calling me not to run but whoosai.

My street was always a very busy street but I forgot and crossed the road without minding if cars were coming. As I was running, Kingo's tongue was touching my legs. After crossing the road I still cannot explain how I managed to jump the big gutter in front of my house without landing inside it. It was after I jumped the gutter that the dog turned from chasing me and returned to their house. I didn't come out of our house for the next few days and didn't even talk to my sister for another one week.

Do you need to be told that I never passed in front of my sister's friend's house until the day they packed out of our street after about a year. I thank God for saving my life that day.

Tell us your near death experience. Happy Sunday everyone!

uwuana:
😁😁😁,na dolphin I dey look for

When you go fry whale?

Thank God for Nigeria o.

Omo op na serious bashing you dey receive from everybody wey don comment so far. Make I no come join give you wotoporiosly. So I support all of the above.

Let police do their work first.

Alchemy528:
He can go there and become Harry Maguire

Because you are a Man U fan. Is Maguire an attacker?

My village in Abia state just concluded their new yam festivities yesterday. Check out the sizes of yams that my brother harvested from his farm land. Nearly the height of a man. Almost every family harvest yams this size and more every year.
Abia state is blessed!
Alaigbo is blessed!!

fidelisujah:
Alex Otti's 100 Days of What?

Last week, the Governor of Abia State, Mr Alex Otti joined some of his counterparts in other states to mark his first 100 Days in office. Since then, diverse reactions have trailed the milestone in Abia.

Ordinarily, 100 Days in office should be a pointer to the direction an administration is headed, at least, that was what was used to judge the strides of former president of the United States of America, Franklin D. Roosevelt who started the tradition of marking 100 Days in office in June 1933 after being elected and sworn in as President on March 4, 1933.

Remarkably, Roosevelt became President when the United States was going through the period of The Great Depression. Never for once did he blame his predecessor, Herbert Hoover, for pushing the country into the Depression four years earlier starting from September 1929 when major stock prices fell to a historical low thereby sending economic shock waves around the world.

Roosevelt was rather focused on the job of ameliorating the hardship Americans were passing through then. He did truly hit the ground running with several administrative, legislative, and regulatory actions that brought immediate succour to the citizens within just 100 days in office. Such actions included declaring a bank holiday, which stopped the disastrous run on the banks, took America off the gold standard, passed groundbreaking legislation for farmers, homeowners and the unemployed.

The positive impact was so significant and immediate that the citizens erupted in jubilation and held "beer parties" all over the country to celebrate Roosevelt's 100 Days in office.

But somewhere in Abia State Southeast Nigeria, rather than enjoy "beer parties", the people are enduring "tear parties" of worry, wailing and weeping because the governor has refused to emulate the examples of great leaders like Roosevelt.

Unlike Roosevelt, Alex Otti has spent his first 100 days in office lamenting about the previous administration, blaming his immediate predecessor and officials of his government for everything inconceivable, when he should be focused on fulfilling his campaign promises to the people.

He has spent his first 100 days in office being unnecessarily vindictive and pursuing vendetta, the thieves of his time. Sadly, these actions of his did not stop with officials of the immediate past administration. The citizens have also been bearing the brunt of his gross incompetence.

Rather than create jobs, Alex Otti has sacked about 10,000 state workers with no excuse other than that they were employed by his predecessor. In one fell swoop, he rendered thousands of Abians jobless and subjected numerous households to hunger and suffering, not considering the hardship the nation's economy has already brought upon the people.

Worse still, he has manufactured one reason or the other not to pay workers of some sections of the state civil service and even pensioners contrary to his promises. These and more are the reasons pensioners and workers have embarked on protests in Otti's first 100 days in office including the one on the day the State was supposed to be celebrating her anniversary, another on the day Otti was supposed to be marking his milestone of 100 days.

That the protests by Abia workers held on such days speak volume of how Otti has eroded the people's love for their dear state that on days they were supposed to be having "beer parties" they were subjected to parties of tears.

Although Alex Otti has tried his best possible to paper the cracks in his administration's gross incompetence and maladministration by procuring a section of the media and social media influencers to launder his already battered image, the fact that he has no single project to his name in the period under review unlike his predecessor who he loves to loathe, in the same period, and the fact that weeks after other governors have deployed the palliatives shared to states by the federal government to cushion the effects of removal of fuel subsidy on their people, Abians are yet to see any palliative not to talk of feel one. Rather, allegations have it that the funds may have been looted by government officials, hence, no activity around the palliatives.

No matter the media hype and propaganda, Abians are truly in pain, and only positive actions by government can relieve them of such pains, and not media fabrications.

That has been the lot of the people since Otti's era, and never in the history of the state has the people wished so quickly that a 100-day old government should be changed urgently.

Alex Otti has done in 100 days, what Ikpeazu could not do in 8 years. Argue with your keyboard.

SalamRushdie:
I can confirm that this story is a huge lie

Radio without battery

Pascal9:
Shame don't catch mad man, it rather catch their relatives.fool

Taaaaaaaa. Gbafuo. Idiot

Pascal9:
nkita, is it only south east that have bad roads , always disgracing us in nairaland.

Aturu you are the one disgracing yourself in Nairaland. I am not related to you in anyway neither do I know you and don't want to know you to talk about disgracing you.

Pascal9:
have you been to south east .

Ewu, I am typing from the South East

TemplarLandry:

Seun suppose employ you as a mod o. You sleep here pass the mods sef.

His sponsorship must be coming from Saudi.
When e go be VC ehn, e go dey pursue Tinubu convoy comot for road.

South East roads appear to be the worst in the country. May Umahi succeed.

Karen2024:
I can't believe that my brother and I could be broken at same time by our lovers..
My younger brother has been coming with his gf to our residence almost every time and so do I. We didn't expect them to become so close but at one point in time we saw them drifting towards each other but still we never noticed they were forming basis for a relationship.
We noticed that they are in a relationship when my guy doesn't give me attention anymore and likewise my brother's gf to my brother. Last two days I saw them hanging around in a restaurant...I called my bf and he told me he was in the office but I was seeing him in a restaurant. I called my brother to give his gf a call to know where she was, she told him that she was in the market shopping for dinner.
I summoned my brother to come and meet me, they were about to leave when he arrived and we walked in on them..they were very surprised! We both ended it with them there and then. They have been begging, calling us since that day but we will not respond.
Truly, men are all scums!

Dis gal is always posting weird threads.
Come you well so?

jackmiller1011:
You are going for computer repair when you face that issues:

Hardware Problems: If you are face hardware failures such as a malfunctioning hard drive, broken screen, faulty keyboard or other hardware components.

Software Issues: When your computer is plagued by software problems like frequent crashes, freezing, error messages, or sluggish performance then its need repair.

Virus attack: If your computer is infected with viruses or malicious software, then its important to get it cleaned and protected.

Data Recovery: When your computer accidentally deletes files or your hard drive crashes then you need to recover your data.

Networking Problems: Issues with network connectivity setting up and configuring a home or office network.

Operating System Problems: When your computer operating system is corrupted or it's not functioning properly.

Overheating or Fan Problems: If your computer is overheating or you hear noise from the fan.

Abeg op how can I identify a good engineer to service my laptop before dey spoil am for me. It needs servicing as I identified some of the problems you mentioned above.

Okanatansiike:
Na pampers una wear am like Tinubu?

Even the monitor lizard go win dem for tribunal like Tinubu.

The Nigerian judiciary once used to be the hope of the common man, but now the hope of the corrupt elite.

Nemesis must catch up with the culprits sooner or later.
May her soul find rest.

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

Dpen11:
Then why acting like you are troubled?

I wonder.
You are confident and yet be running from your shadow.

With all these countries you listed no be international ol**** be that?

Next time you want to travel try and look like Nigeria's economy so the police won't disturb you again.

Alchemy528:
That's a mistake, Nigeria is no.6

With all the trillions wey Buhari borrow?

The fear of PEPT.