₦airaland Forum

holareh:
are u for real!!! I need to meet d babe just to appreciate God's gift...lolz

olaitan202:
Welcome to FUTA where.
Every process is done on the queue, even
cooking with Hot Plates.
You need to be rugged to survive, even girls
compete with guys in ruggedity. You need to
have a body that can go 5 days without water
and still fails to develop eczema.
Girls sell the BB they bring from home to buy
garri and kulikuli for survival. You need to learn
how to beg almost everything to live e.g Bros,
abeg I see small sugar there make i use drink
garri??. A skul
whereby everry first week of evry month is d
Ose igberaga of all student. You need to have a
stomach that converts garri to protein with
faith.
Lamp becomes your companion during exam
period and night class your palace. Cramming
skill is a must-have for obtaining good grades in
most courses.
Every corner turns library during exams period,
e.g. On the tree, at the bus-stop, sport complex,
main roads nd even atm outlets..
Where lecturers ask students to kneel down and
they obey...for what?? Everybody is referred to
as ''brother'' and ''sister'', and evryone
addressed as ''sir'' and ''ma''. Every point on the
campus is a prayer mountain.
We record the highest number of greetings
when election is around the corner, e.g HIV lo n
kiyin o, STD lo le se o.
SUG is just a logo, no action.
You are prepared as if you are going to be
sentenced to life imprisonment after graduation,
i.e trained with hard labour.
I hope you will enjoy your stay here.

Owlumeday:
u dey saat nd we neva meet. Me nd blurr don meeeet sef . Which deparrment u dey for saat

Horluwahighdee:
my boss in d ru i syt u o@blurr,iamphilip,,etc

Owlumeday:
u no dey com for orienttation for CCE on monday niii. U no say dem say if ur name no dey attendance dean of student affairs no go sign for u

Pressypie:
Nawa for u o blurr u jst dumpd me @ motion ground. Are you going to schl tmrw?

Owlumeday:
Page # 232. To all SAAT student.. Hw has d reg been

Owlumeday:
nah. It wasnt wat they dashed me. It was wat i choosed in jamb and wat i worked for and i got it cos its wat i wanted to study.

Chinks:
Good day guys! Do you need a room mate (male/female)? If yes, please contact me as soon as possible on 08144742324....

Bleshh:
*sniffs around*

Hmmnnn




I SMELL BLURR!!!!!

ucee1994:
Please help me pray for my
neighbour's daughter. We are on
our way to the hospital now. She
swallowed Memory Card (8G) and
she is singing all the songs on it. We
don't know what will happen when she gets to the
videos folder.....

Owlumeday:
my jedi and pile herbs sef go sell well niyen for d guyz wey dey do one or two tinz.

israelboy1:
u knw noting abt thundabolt....d one i dey talk......mere looking at it like dis....hin don dey work...talkless of wateva.

israelboy1:
i pity u....u go surprise say girls dey carry charm, thunder boat, even ship self around

na only 3 summersault u need...lolzzzzzzzz

philipstweets:
b*tch, dats why u'll always fail english, i didnt mention jamb score...i said post-utme. N i said dont quote me if u dont have up to 76. I didnt say i got 76. Why cant sum nigerians break down simple english. :-D

worisj:
Actually he said 76 what's up na......wetin me wey get 84 go do now?

philipstweets:
guy, if u didnt get up to 76 in post-tume, then Dont eva quote me in ur life again.

philipstweets:
/\ what broke as* niggurs say when they wanna backout

philipstweets:
i aint got yarns for broke niggurs.

Bleshh:

philipstweets:
b*itch the phone used for the selfie is twice ur school fees with enough change..... *anybody cn dream*