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Man o war too overdo In Nigerian universities sha. Dem b like sars, I'm surprised there's never been a more pronounced revolt against them

Lol. I just wan understand o. Abi na only for going to ohafia, arochukwu, isiukwuato, aba etc. Maybe Keke go still de ply inside umuahia town. Im just concerned for transport business ppl, I know ppl wey put their Keke for hire purchase. I no b Keke guy sha, peace,✌️

Emmabyte:
Onye Keke , carry your Keke go lagods or oyo state but please be aware of bandit

Congratulations. Good things come late. The color unique👌💯

Does this mean there'll be no Keke again?

Nairaland shocked me. Them de use ai change sentences. I don die.

Bobage16:
Congrats Sir maybe you'd grow into it, abi it will grow into you. 😊 You know what I mean. Maybe you can decorate it the way una wey get trucks de decorate am, just so you can love it more.

📌

Stephen0mozzy:
Hehe... Well, I agree, different people write differently. But a write-up originally written in English supposed get a smooth flow.

AI wil agree that Yakubu is the best player on the planet if you tell it that it's true. Baba go even pack facts and analogies to back the claim, after telling you "You're absolutely right". 😝

Congrats Sir maybe you'd grow into it, abi it will grow into you. 😊 You know what I mean. Maybe you can decorate it the way una wey get trucks de decorate am, just so you can love it more.

SeaTrade:
So I just got this truck as man's getting older and practical and I'm loving it,maybe early excitement though,I don't know.
Things I noticed:
This thing burns a lot of gas,I mean a lot!15.5-15.6L/100km na em dey for dash steady ,used to be 14.3L/100km,don't know why it jumped.

Hard steering ,maybe because it's coming from someone that have been driving sedans for a while now and some CUVs.

Large turning space and poor manoeuvrability,Hilux no follow you manage space oo,you go reverse tire.

Sturdy suspension,you no dey feel anything.

Slow truck,crawls its way up to 170kph and stays there,sucks!

And I get free service for 20,000km or one year whichever comes first from the dealership at no cost.

Car came at 677km

Expensive purchase no doubt but worth it.

If I use ai blend my writing, i really doubt you'd know

getdltop:
AI OR HUMAN WRITING?
Messi hamstring injury raises World Cup concerns and Argentina just felt a cold shiver run down its spine.

Inter Miami confirmed the news on Monday. Medical examinations revealed muscle overload in Messi's left hamstring, caused by fatigue. No definite return date. No timeline. Just a wait-and-see approach based on how his body responds. With the World Cup weeks away, that is the last thing anyone wanted to hear.

The moment happened on Sunday during Inter Miami's wild 6-4 win over Philadelphia Union. Messi grabbed the back of his left leg in the 73rd minute. Then he signaled to the bench. He asked to come off. Lionel Messi does not ask to come off unless something is wrong.

At 38, every injury hits differently. The body takes longer to heal. The margin for error shrinks. Messi has carried Argentina on his back for nearly two decades. A World Cup title in 2022. A Copa America. The man has nothing left to prove. But he wants this tournament. Argentina wants this tournament. And a hamstring issue at the worst possible moment is the kind of drama no scriptwriter would dare invent.

The club is being cagey. Recovery depends on his physical response and clinical progress. That is code for we do not know yet. Hamstring injuries are tricky. Push too hard and it tears. Wait too long and the fitness fades. Argentina's medical team will be on the phone with Inter Miami every single day until that plane leaves for the World Cup.

For now, the football world holds its breath. The greatest player on the planet is limping toward the biggest stage one more time. Everyone is praying he makes it.

Lol, remember some people write differently. The way an Indian writes might be different from the way a Nigerian. To know ai most times you need the experience from using it . Ai thinks Messi is best player on planet?

Stephen0mozzy:
If this is human written, it's very bad o. Short short statements sprinked and jammed together to form paragraphs.

Or maybe because it's written commentary style. I have not read much commentaries.

Crazy. When I write, even if I'm lazy to, towards the second paragraph, I begin to relax and enjoy it more because it becomes like I'm expressing my thoughts in the best way and I feel like i can even write with my eyes closed lol, but I never reach that level, maybe it'll feel good to have an Elon musk device to easily make notes just by staring at the paper, lol. Sometimes I don't even know when I write up to 10 paragraphs, right now I'm writing an expression to my brother about how life's been and how i'ved been seeing life since few years ago and how intend things to be generally in next few years. Some friends said I should be a writer, but a lazy one when starting a writing, lol.

Aesthetics. the whole story and scenario de crazy sha. One can never see enof.

AfDapone:
No be Heineken carton I dey see beside them so?

Ehh? Greetings Boss. U tryna say supernatural no de? Magic no de? In this whole wide world? Omohh this one go far o.

meobizy:
Religion doesn’t work. Juju doesn’t either.

The juju been never get this kind update, nd ríght now, e fit be say the juju de restricted to some regions only. Lol what if they were tired out of drugs use or too much movement from their long distance journey? Sha, as long as theres religion and each religion get believe in some extraordinary power, I believe juju too suppose de sha

meobizy:
1. Why them no set juju in the 1800s to stop the white man from kidnapping our relatives?

2. I don’t believe the story. If it happened, utter coincidence.

Lol even inside house sef na another level, . At the end of each day, I de calmly and quietly tink through my entire day, nd if I remember some events i laugh, get angry or think of I could've made it better or make it better for the next day. The life go far o lol

Freshtruth:
What kind of Government is this

Living in Nigeria is like a vedio game immediately you leave your house bro the vedio game done start o if you return you done pass stage one , stage 2 they wait till tomorrow


Untop one life ooo

Lol this your conclusion eh, who knows? But why you go even think that far? We have honourable ppl here, kids too, comment readers and trend readers lol.

We4all:
Nigerian men are becoming too dangerous. The way they sniff life out of people is becoming alarming. The mere thoughts that these people committing these crimes are even on this forum makes me shudder.

I get the same problem, sometimes I tried being more friendly I realized I regretted cos I found out ppl like to use good hearted ppl and I can't just be bad unless I have good reason too, unlike what the society is turning ppl to now

Lol. This one go far o. Omoh. Not nice of you atall

Dogalmighty17:
A child wrote and exam and failed for 22 years. So we should be happy that the child finally passed?

Lol Vintage car, could be worth millions of dollars in years 😆

Sensiblerealist:
That 2001 model na die. E dey do me make I noor sell am self but nobody dey drive am as my mum who owns passed on a few months ago.
Can someone suggest how much it can be sold for?
Still in good condition.
But I prefer Muscle sha and the even more muscular 2020

Omoh e go far o, 25mill small, wat happened to 500million then let the company price down to 100 or 50 or 200 , lol. But seriously, imagine the pain the guy went through. Some one in a factory close by lost his hand last weekend, I thought na the story be this sef. Dem fit rush gv am 5m, based on previous story I hear of an incident like dat ,, these Lebanese, Chinese indian companies de use our manpower with zero remorse and sympathy

Omoh e go far o, 25mill small, wat happened to 500million then let the company price down to 100 or 50 or 200 , lol. But seriously, imagine the pain the guy went through. Some one in a factory close by lost his hand last weekend, I thought na the story be this sef. Dem fit gv am 5m, based on previous story I hear of an incident like dat ,, these Lebanese, Chinese indian companies de use our manpower with zero remorse and sympathy

Depends on type of house. Then "akawo" might be very helpful too

Nasi, Sosoliso, Na the one en use discharge them , I no know history too much to know if this kind tin de happen, but dis one no get head. Im sure he's better where he is

I really hope I can get help for the next steps 🙏🙏

Six years ago, just before the COVID lockdown, I successfully ran a phone accessories shop inside a university campus park(Michael Okpara University). The business was doing well and generating steady income until it was crippled by a combination of insufficient working capital, incessant student strikes, and the devastating impact of the pandemic which forced everything to shut down. I have always been very passionate about this line of business. Even after the setback, my love for it never died, so I have been doing different jobs to raise capital again, I am now ready to restart stronger and wiser. I had already registered my company with CAC, put together a solid business plan, and my target is to resume operations by October 2026. I am humbly reaching out to the house for genuine support in any of the following ways, in form of a soft loan (with clear repayment terms), Supply of goods on credit, Partnership or collaboration, Mentorship and guidance and most importantly right now, the opportunity to work with or under an established phone accessories dealer or importer right now to sharpen and update myself. I am a hardworking, transparent, and disciplined young man in my late 20s. I am ready to provide my full details, CAC certificate, business plan, proposed location, and any other information needed for serious minded people. Please if you can support in any capacity, or you know someone in the phone accessories business (wholesalers, importers, or successful campus traders) who might be willing to help, please send me a private message. I am open to discussions and negotiations. This is not just about money for me, it is about getting a second chance to build something meaningful. Any assistance rendered will be highly appreciated.

Six years ago, just before the COVID lockdown, I successfully ran a phone accessories shop inside a university campus park(Michael Okpara University). The business was doing well and generating steady income until it was crippled by a combination of insufficient working capital, incessant student strikes, and the devastating impact of the pandemic which forced everything to shut down. I have always been very passionate about this line of business. Even after the setback, my love for it never died, so I have been doing different jobs to raise capital again, I am now ready to restart stronger and wiser. I had already registered my company with CAC, put together a solid business plan, and my target is to resume operations by October 2026. I am humbly reaching out to the house for genuine support in any of the following ways, in form of a soft loan (with clear repayment terms), Supply of goods on credit, Partnership or collaboration, Mentorship and guidance and most importantly right now, the opportunity to work with or under an established phone accessories dealer or importer right now to sharpen and update myself. I am a hardworking, transparent, and disciplined young man in my late 20s. I am ready to provide my full details, CAC certificate, business plan, proposed location, and any other information needed for serious minded people. Please if you can support in any capacity, or you know someone in the phone accessories business (wholesalers, importers, or successful campus traders) who might be willing to help, please send me a private message. I am open to discussions and negotiations. This is not just about money for me, it is about getting a second chance to build something meaningful. Any assistance rendered will be highly appreciated. God bless you.

Important, even if it's for few months

Six years ago, just before the COVID lockdown, I successfully ran a phone accessories shop inside a popular university campus park. The business was doing well and generating steady income until it was crippled by a combination of insufficient working capital, incessant student strikes, and the devastating impact of the pandemic which forced everything to shut down.I have always been very passionate about this line of business. Even after the setback, my love for it never died. I am now fully ready to restart stronger and wiser. I have already registered my company with CAC, put together a solid business plan, and my target is to resume operations by October 2026.I am humbly reaching out to the house for genuine support in any of the following ways, a soft loan (with clear repayment terms)
, Supply of goods on credit
, partnership or collaboration
, and most importantly right now, Mentorship and guidance
, and the opportunity to work with or under an established phone accessories dealer/importer

I am a hardworking, transparent, and disciplined young man. I am ready to provide my full details, CAC certificate, business plan, proposed location, and any other information needed for serious minded people.If you can support in any capacity, or you know someone in the phone accessories business (wholesalers, importers, or successful campus traders) who might be willing to help, please send me a private message. I am open to discussions and negotiations.This is not just about money for me. it is about getting a second chance to build something meaningful. Any assistance rendered will be highly appreciated.God bless you.

Omoh, there's honestly no love between ourselves, na eye service and fake love we de do call am say na love and unity back home

Nwaikpe:
One of the worst things you can do is interact with a Nigerian abroad when it comes to small-business patronage.
Things you will hear from a Nigerian and Ghanaian store that you will never hear from another store:

1. "No change"
2. "This amount is too small for POS"
3. Different amounts of one item for different people.
4. "If you don't want to buy, leave this place."

E easy like that?

SmartPolician:
But how do grown men come to functions and be sleeping? If you are bored or feeling sleepy in an event, you excuse yourself and take a walk. Return to your seat later and stay active.

Am I the only Nigerian who knows the antidote for preventing this kind of embarrassment?

Omohh, it's a crazy situation sha, but how can some ppl think it's fake, if it's fake and scripted USA ppl will find out definitely. Hmm I jst de imagine if he succeeded if kpain the President, omoh e go far o.

Atleast times like this go console them in their hard times, Dem go remember say good times go come again

clerkent:
Drinking garri loading for some of them.in 100 level I don't even know half of classmates talk of more partying with them