Tunagee:
The man get luck sha, two beautiful ladies on only him. He fit no even get money sef

You guys need to stop misusing the word "luck"

triple996:
Wonderful
Meanwhile sit at home is d only development going on in one region like that.


Am very happy FG postponed kanus case again. We know d people way go suffer am
More sit at home,more chaos and agony
Dem eye don de clear small small
Esn are now attacking ASABA say na ibos run 4rm onisha come full there so them wan extend am reaach there.
SAY NO TO MKPURUMIRI IDIOTICNESS AND CANNIBALISM

*idiocy

majamajic:
The man is lucky

He has solved issues of sex all his life

This is your definition of luck? That's lame

Creamypie:
I go like to be his male housekeeper for a reason

Lol thief

They are in your homeland. They have to give you humanitarian corridor for your wounded.

It's good to keep an open mind. In that singular fact above lies the answer to the question "what is happening in Ukraine?"

FERNANDEZISBACK:
As far as she's your sister and she's young you have all right to protect her..now what you are gonna do is this..sit her down and speak to her in a polite manner..tell her about the good and bad in relationship cos she's quite young but not bad if she's in a relationship..

Another thing you could do is tell her to invite her boyfriend over so you can have a proper discussion with him..you get?
Talk to the guy and tell him what's on your mind politely..note that no matter how much you shout or spank her she's still gonna do what's on her mind..so what I am saying is sit her down and talk to her without getting your parents involved..

So you have sense...why you come like to dey disguise

Kallotti:
Why not?
I left o! The best decision I ever made to escape SPIRITUAL AND EMOTIONAL POVERTY.

I have a soul and a conscience. Those are the most important things I cannot achieve or preserve ANYWHERE IN AFRIICA.

Bonus? My children MUST MARRY ONLY WHITE PEOPLE!

Less shouting and emotional abuse in their lives. I don WARN them SERIOUSLY! ✅

Yes, they have the ABSOLUTE RIGHT AND FREEDOM to choose.

But I have let them know MY PREFERENCE. They don’t have to make the choices I made because I HAD NONE! They have. Hallelujah.

Had to go on mobile to reply to this...I HAD None...bro please don't make a grown man cry

Don't mean to be quick to judge but from the details of this story, something tells me that woman's hands were not clean

victorazy:


I can suck you till your last drop.
I will eat you raw.

Hola my mail: victorazy@yahoo.com

Dear Victor,
Knowing Javascript is the way to go in this evolving world. You are welcome

donofdons:
If you have money, you will never die young if you take care of yourself. You don’t need any pastor to pray for you at all.

It is one thing to be poor in the pockets but it is a more serious thing to be poor in the mind. You, my friend, are both

Cousin once removed

OfficialDJ:
I was cruising round town slowly with my car, before i knew it, a 2014 toyota highlander came screeching with high speed, almost scraping my fender...

If it was an old man I could have let it slide, but alas; it was a young guy with beards feeling funky...


Thankfully it was a clear and smooth road.

I put my cls in sports 2( it’s an airmatic), gassed down the throttle pedal, and i was on The guy was gasping for air. I flew pass him after he must have exhausted every power the toyota lowlander got.
He played catch up till we reached a traffic point.....
We were head to head together, and the only thing that stopped us was the red light. As soon as it turned green; we both hit the throttle, and as expected, my car was far gone before his could pick up enough power..
Toyota car users are the most uncouth set of airheads on the Highway, and I’m glad I taught that dunce a lesson.

Maybe he'd sell his car and get a 2008 c-300

Just maybe..

I attached a random highlander from Google to depict the car I was racing with...
Truly ; mercedes benz and others....

My cls pic 2

C280 2007 4matic owner here. I've driven a number of cars over the years but I have never driven a car that actually makes me "happy" like my Mercedes. It's something that can't be described, it can only be experienced. The best or nothing!

smartluvu:


Well bro I can’t stop you from getting it if you really want to but as for me Assassins creed is better. I dumped the disk already and won’t be playing it in a long time, if you have an Xbox One console I can give you the disk so you play it and maybe when you done you can return it.

Bro can I take you up on this offer

iyerenath:
I don't understand... You are not enjoying the witcher 3 again??

And I'm here thinking of getting the witcher 2.. Which kain discouragement be this... This life sef.

Don't be discouraged. The Witcher 3 is the kind of game you hope will not end

iamoyindamola:

I hate when people are having argument and someone try to score cheap point by using age group
Just admit you don't like the game, have seen adults that play minecraft.
What am i saying sef majority of those that play minecraft are adults

Lol how do they play that thing? I downloaded and uninstalled same day

I have installed on my xbox one fifa 20, gta v, power rangers, hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice (100% complete...unforgettable game)
Was downloading and playing the witcher 3 when they took it off gamepass. Would definitely download and continue playing. It's such a beautiful game

afroxyz:


Go and read about semen retention. If you can't waste money, you shouldn't waste your sexual power. It's the greatest source of energy you have as a man

Wow wow bro I've always known this but it's the first time I'll see it talked about

Thx man. I've always felt better, looked better, feel more fit whenever I abstain for some time

osazsky:
how do u guys date ur relatives..u just let ur sister down..this may even afect her own marriage.u are not a man...even if she had send her kid in law of 14 i am ceetain u will begin to have erection.pls sir are u yoruba

Please sir, are you a retard?

Wait this is before or after the attempted attack by thugs

Moezzy1:
Too much of Tramadol naim cus am.

The fact that you concluded that of all drugs, it is tramadol that wizkid is abusing, is really amazing

Nobody:
Diane: *I Am Single And Unavailable*

frank417:
Ends



Omoh e be like sey I go begin end my letters like this.

The next query my boss gives me, I'll reply politely as usual but end it with...you guessed it lol

LoudLord:
Lekan is my gee but you see his fashion sense poor gan,na true Egba Boy

Heyyy, on behalf of Egba men worldwide, I strongly reject this hasty generalisation

Juliusmalema:
Jonathan is an unbridled failure. Nothing good can be written about his administration.

Even insecurity was at its highest.

He used second Niger bridge just for politics and every year pours one trip of sand there..one trip per year.

Even no single machine for work there but labourers with shovels and I begin to ask will they use shovel to dig foundation in river Niger.

But all same he was a good vice president during the time of yar'dua and not like the short missile of a pastor lying up and down and involving himself from one corruption scandal to the other while intimidating the press to submission at same time.

Osinbajo is a disaster.

And GEJ was a disgrace.

DamnnNiggarr:

https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/oau-cancels-2020-2021-session-resumes-2019-2020-session-february-8-341437/amp?__twitter_impression=true

Haha UI cancelled 2019/2020 and renamed it 20/21, OAU did the reverse...greatness!

SpecialAdviser:
FG is damn stupid.

Honestly I don't like to swear but surely it shall never be well for m.o.rons who have been defending this useless administration.

Who taught Buhari that the best way to lead the people is by giving out government money? Peanuts for that matter. What shall it profit a man to collect N5000 and spend it within one day with the level of inflation in the market?

You destroy your economy and dash out 5k, who u help? How many lives changed with the useless trader money? At the end of the day you are just creating avenue for looting.

Can't this man come up with a constructive economic policy? So that people can fish well rather than receiving fish. Will 5k take Nigerians out of poverty?

Truly we need a business minded genus to run this country. Buhari is a mistake generations will live to regret. Tueee

Yen yen yen...is Buhari the genesis of your life problems or Nigeria's current situation. I'm apolitical, I don't mind if a goat is in power, as long as people's lives are changed positively. Buhari has made progress, albeit little, in many areas that previous administrations have made no attempt at all

HeadShot:
Say No to any form of drugs

It kills

Relax, bro. None of us will live forever anyway

Reader300:
Ass gone bbig

Redditor?

EgusiSoup:


Please what is NBM?

Nigerian Bull Mastiff

ojesymsym:
Some of these politicians find it hard to believe that 2M is more than the annual salary of more than 40% of Nigerians, that is why they call any amount anyhow.
2M per annum is 166k per month, not many average people will give that to any wife or girl friend for Christmas.

My brother, I've worked in a financial institution for more than 5 years now (not a contract staff) and my annual pay is still just a little above 2m. My point is 2M is more than the annual income of 95% of Nigerians

This moronic government will concentrate on stopping the flow of our coping mechanisms instead of making life better for us. Awon olofo

positivevibez:
When she stopped getting wet for me I new shii was over

Wow that must have hurt bro